In the last 10 minutes

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What happens when I can't think of anything to write for my blog

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This is what happens when I can’t think of anything to write on my blog IN THE LAST 10 MINUTES

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Recently I’ve seen a lot of self-indulgent slide decks wittering on about: “What I did in the last 10 years, blah, blah....”

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You know the kind of stuff: “ 10 years ago, I moved from Moose-Butt ... to Bilgewater ... and got a job in the slaughterhouse Things were going great until I met ...

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Mongo the Pig Who Wouldn’t die!!

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So I wanted to narrow the focus a bit and I came up with ... Like, Who Cares??? In the last 10 minutes ...

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I lost approximately one hair off my head In the last 10 minutes ...

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I swear I’m looking thinner! I lost approximately 3.15 million skin cells: In the last 10 minutes ...

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I thought approximately 49, individual and distinct thoughts In the last 10 minutes ...

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... and only 0.013 of them was about sex

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... but, now I’ve just thought about it again so, it’s 1.013, now

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And now, it’s 2.013 Damnit ! Let’s move on

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I breathed out 15 times but I only breathed in 14 times let’s see how long I can keep that up? In the last 10 minutes ...

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Hmmm, not long

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My heart beat about 600 times In the last 10 minutes ... (except when I was thinking about sex ... then it was a bit quicker. And now that’s 3.013 times and 800 heartbeats - aaaarrrggghh !!)

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... and when I was thinking about boring things my heart pumped 50 litres of blood round my body Which is weird as I only have about 5 and a half litres Where’s the rest come from?

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I drank half a cup of coffee ... In the last 10 minutes ...

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... ate one doughnut ...

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... generated 0.77 grams of poop ...

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... and created this pointless deck of slides

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and I’m still thinking about sex - Dammit !

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To see what I do, when I CAN think of something to write on my blog, come and visit Freedom Blog ...independence through internet marketing Click Here References Hair - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20060923175810AAj1SSA Skin - http://wiki.answers.com/Q/How_many_skin_cells_do_you_lose_each_day Thoughts - http://www.loni.ucla.edu/About_Loni/education/brain_trivia.shtml Sex - http://thechart.blogs.cnn.com/2011/12/15/how-many-times-a-day-do-you-think-about-sex/ Breathe - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20080316230101AAg2iBx Heart - http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20071118032433AAdpaX7 Blood - http://www.medicinenet.com/script/main/art.asp?articlekey=21474 Poop - http://www.oasisdesign.net/wastewater/sewer/beach.htm

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