Getting A+ in SMU

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From a senior's perspective

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How to get A+ in SMU

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Week 1 Know your competition. Find good project mates. GPA: 3.9 GPA: 2.5 GPA: 2.3 GPA: 3.7 GPA: 4.0

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Week 1 Know your competition. Find good project mates. GPA: 3.9 GPA: 2.5 GPA: 2.3 GPA: 3.7 GPA: 4.0

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Week 2 Keep participating. I have a question..

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Week 2 I have another question.. Keep participating.

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Week 2 Keep participating. I’m just curious…

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Week 2 I was wondering… Doesn’t matter if your comments make sense or not.

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Week 2 I have a comment… As long as you can hog airtime.

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Week 3 Pay people for past assignment answers

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Week 3 And projects from last semester Hard disk

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Week 4 Spread nasty rumours

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Week 4 So peer evaluation

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Week 5 Convince your friends that its still early.. Go to ICB.

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Week 5 Get them all drunk

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Week 5 Get them all drunk

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Week 5 Go home and study

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Week 5 Go home and study

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Week 5 Go home and study

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Nice shirt… Week 6 Suck up to prof Hi Prof!

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Week 6 Suck up to prof Nice shirt…

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Week 6 Suck up to prof You teach the best course!

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Week 6 Suck up to prof Best Prof ever!

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Week 6 Suck up to prof Wanna go for coffee? My treat!

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Week 7 Give fake tips Eh.. Don’t say I told you..

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Week 7 Give fake tips My senior told me Prof Tan LOVES fluff…

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Week 7 Give fake tips Better do it for your presentation

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Week 7 Give fake tips Whoa. Really? Thanks bro..

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Week 7 Give fake tips No Problem. Cheers!

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Week 8 Disappear. Whoa. Where is JOHN huh. Dunno. Dunno. Dunno.

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Week 8 Lets just do his part. Don’t waste time. We split.

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Week 9 Eh sorry… Suck up to your group mates

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Week 9 Suck up to your group mates My parents la…

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Week 9 Suck up to your group mates Last minute Bali…

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Week 9 Suck up to your group mates Bought you stuff okay…

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Week 10 Sabo other group’s presentation Thank you. Questions anyone?

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Week 10 Sabo other group’s presentation Ya. Bloomberg says you are wrong.

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Week 10 Sabo other group’s presentation Wtf..

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Week 10 Sabo other group’s presentation See.. Ben Bernanke says that …blah blah blah… Wtf.. Wtf.. Wtf.. Wtf.. Wtf..

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Week 11 Steal notes from the muggers

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Week 11 Steal notes from the muggers

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Week 11 Steal notes from the muggers

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Week 11 Steal notes from the muggers

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Week 11 Steal notes from the muggers

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Week 11 Steal notes from the muggers

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Week 11 Steal notes from the muggers

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Week 11 Steal notes from the muggers

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Week 12 Mug. And tell people you’re partying. Hey. I’m at Zouk! So happening! Talk later k..

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Week 13 Invite profs for drinks

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Week 13 …and cigarettes.

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Week 14 Pretend you’re stupid Hey, how to do valuation? Dunno.

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Week 14 Pretend you’re stupid How to do question 14? Dunno.

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Week 15 Steal calculators before exam

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Week 15 Steal calculators before exam

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Week 15 Steal calculators before exam

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Week 15 Steal calculators before exam

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Week 15 Then dump them

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Congrats!