I hate laptops :
I hate laptops They’re shitty for gaming More expensive than desktops Cant upgrade the fuckin video card Laptops basically suck shit
Fuck you and your macbook:
Fuck you and your macbook Macbooks are used by trendy hipsters who couldn’t wipe their own ass if they tried They still don’t play games all that well, believe me ive tried You have to put up with those annoying assholes at the apple store when you buy it and God help you if something breaks
Things I would rather do than game on a laptop:
Things I would rather do than game on a laptop Eat my own shit Smoke my own shit All we do in Hell is play DDR
I hate computers:
I hate computers I was happier as a child when I just played my SNES in peace and quiet Lots of assholes use computers Console games are better anyway I also hate cellphones Fuck a cellphone get a gameboy
Malt liquor is better:
Malt liquor is better