EUMETSAT 2011 Fasching Show - Mina Rees Sketch

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EUMETSAT 2011 Fasching Show - Mina Rees Sketch

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Expedition to Mina-Rees Professor Darmstadt Jones:

Expedition to Mina-Rees Professor Darmstadt Jones

My intrepid companions and I pose for a photograph before setting out. Little did we know what awaited us.:

My intrepid companions and I pose for a photograph before setting out. Little did we know what awaited us.

Closed? But it’s only 16:01 !:

Closed? But it’s only 16:01 !

I solve the problem with the help of Mr. Luger:

I solve the problem with the help of Mr. Luger

I packed various trinkets to impress the natives:

I packed various trinkets to impress the natives

We took only the bare essentials for the journey:

We took only the bare essentials for the journey

Consultants – a dirty, uncouth bunch:

Consultants – a dirty, uncouth bunch

I made sure we had nutritious provisions:

I made sure we had nutritious provisions

It is a little known fact that Consultants can carry many times their own weight:

It is a little known fact that Consultants can carry many times their own weight

The man-eating carp dragged the poor devil into the raging torrents below:

The man-eating carp dragged the poor devil into the raging torrents below

What purpose did this bizarre artefact serve?:

What purpose did this bizarre artefact serve?

We sought spiritual guidance and a weather forecast for the journey:

We sought spiritual guidance and a weather forecast for the journey

The barren wastelands of the T-Com car park:

The barren wastelands of the T-Com car park

Count Wilhelm terminates the contract of an insolent consultant:

Count Wilhelm terminates the contract of an insolent consultant

Our tent provided only the most basic of luxuries:

Our tent provided only the most basic of luxuries

The consultants were bedded down for the night:

The consultants were bedded down for the night

Without a map we were soon disorientated:

Without a map we were soon disorientated

I had to rely on my superior sense of direction:

I had to rely on my superior sense of direction

We took a wrong turn somewhere:

We took a wrong turn somewhere

And became well and truly lost:

And became well and truly lost

Could this finally be the mysterious Mina Rees?:

Could this finally be the mysterious Mina Rees?

The corridors were eerily empty:

The corridors were eerily empty

Suddenly bestial faces appeared at the office doors:

Suddenly bestial faces appeared at the office doors

They seemed to worship us as Gods:

They seemed to worship us as Gods

One of the Mina Reesians dragged off Lady Penelope to have his wicked way with her:

One of the Mina Reesians dragged off Lady Penelope to have his wicked way with her

During our rescue attempt, Count Wilhelm received a stunning blow:

During our rescue attempt, Count Wilhelm received a stunning blow

This was the last we saw of the Count. Maybe I should have helped rather than take a photo?:

This was the last we saw of the Count. Maybe I should have helped rather than take a photo?

Tired and exhausted, I finally made it back:

Tired and exhausted, I finally made it back

Count Wilhelm von Griesheim (RIP) Lady Penelope Popplington (RIP) Professor Darmstadt Jones (VIP):

Count Wilhelm von Griesheim (RIP) Lady Penelope Popplington (RIP) Professor Darmstadt Jones (VIP)

Surely even these degenerate savages can be brought back into normal EUMETSAT life...:

Surely even these degenerate savages can be brought back into normal EUMETSAT life...

INTERESTED IN JOINING MY NEXT EXPEDITION? Send CV, cover letter and your approximate cooking time to: darmstadt.jones@eumetsat.int :

INTERESTED IN JOINING MY NEXT EXPEDITION? Send CV, cover letter and your approximate cooking time to: darmstadt.jones@eumetsat.int