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Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband. The husband' thought for a moment: The fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.
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"Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me."
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The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish.
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So the fairy waved her magic wand and - poof! –
the husband became 92 years old. The moral of this story:
Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember
fairies are female.