The Forms :
The Forms First, obtain the forms you’ll need from the place that has the forms.
Once you have the forms, fill in the blanks. Make sure to complete all the necessary information, but do not complete the non-necessary information.
Forms (continued) :
Forms (continued) Next, have everyone sign the forms. Yes, everyone.
Now, make copies. Lots and lots of copies. Your copy machine will probably not work or not exist, but there is one in the building somewhere.
Finally, give the forms to the person who needs to have them. I won’t tell you who that person is because it’s a secret.
What next? :
What next? Wait.
Wait some more.
Someone will eventually approach you and ask you where their spoon is.
Ask someone (preferably different than the person who approached you) where the spoon is.
What next? (continued) :
What next? (continued) That person will ask someone else.
Who will ask someone else.
Who will make something up.
In the meantime, you will have no spoon.
Conclusion :
Conclusion Spoons have been around for many years. Are there spoon engineers whose job it is to examine the spoon for potential improvements? Do the spoon and fork people have a rivalry? Can spoons be packed in carry-on luggage?
Questions? :
Questions? For questions or for comments regarding this presentation, please contact someone, but not me.