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This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FINE
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If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. FIVE MINUTES
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This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine." NOTHING
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This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. GO AHEAD
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This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" LOUD SIGH
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This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THAT'S OKAY
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A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. THANKS
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It's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU! Whatever
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Send this to the men you know, to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology! And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh!