Successful Managers May Not Work

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A satire on managers who survive well

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Successful Managersmay not always work : 

Successful Managersmay not always work http://www.thoughtperhour.com/

Agenda : 

Agenda This presentation is a satire on various types of managers who survive regardless of all they cause to fail. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/

Strategy Manager : 

Strategy Manager A strategy manager proves superb changes even when nothing changes. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/

Quality Conscious Manager : 

Quality Conscious Manager A quality-conscious manager never relaxes standards. If required, he creates a lower-buggy product variant that attracts 99% sales! http://www.thoughtperhour.com/

General Manager : 

General Manager General managers are paid to hire super-specialists who create new suitable, high-sounding, distracting themes. Often, new acronyms and ambigous marketing lingo follows. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/

Corridor manager : 

Corridor manager A corridor manager provides feedback only when another person is passing by. The feedback is for the other person. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/

Pre-sales Manager : 

Pre-sales Manager A pre-sales manager is generally paid to speak lies. A thousand lies a day makes the managers' pay. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/

Operations Manager : 

Operations Manager An operations manager cares for windows its services regardless of whether the attached door lies unusable. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/

Manager’s Manager : 

Manager’s Manager The difference between a manager and a manager’s manager is one changes plans and the other changes folks assigned to those plans. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/

Caring Manager : 

Caring Manager A caring manager specializes in proving the system right, and declaring the right person wrong. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/

Slide 11: 

Enjoy being with your manager. They are business’ best gift to mankind!!!!! For hourly thoughts on various subjects, see http://www.thoughtperhour.com/