logging in or signing up Successful Managers May Not Work nashalini Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 208 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (1) Dislike it (0) Added: August 15, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description A satire on managers who survive well Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Successful Managersmay not always work : Successful Managersmay not always work http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Agenda : Agenda This presentation is a satire on various types of managers who survive regardless of all they cause to fail. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Strategy Manager : Strategy Manager A strategy manager proves superb changes even when nothing changes. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Quality Conscious Manager : Quality Conscious Manager A quality-conscious manager never relaxes standards. If required, he creates a lower-buggy product variant that attracts 99% sales! http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ General Manager : General Manager General managers are paid to hire super-specialists who create new suitable, high-sounding, distracting themes. Often, new acronyms and ambigous marketing lingo follows. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Corridor manager : Corridor manager A corridor manager provides feedback only when another person is passing by. The feedback is for the other person. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Pre-sales Manager : Pre-sales Manager A pre-sales manager is generally paid to speak lies. A thousand lies a day makes the managers' pay. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Operations Manager : Operations Manager An operations manager cares for windows its services regardless of whether the attached door lies unusable. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Manager’s Manager : Manager’s Manager The difference between a manager and a manager’s manager is one changes plans and the other changes folks assigned to those plans. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Caring Manager : Caring Manager A caring manager specializes in proving the system right, and declaring the right person wrong. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Slide 11: Enjoy being with your manager. They are business’ best gift to mankind!!!!! For hourly thoughts on various subjects, see http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.
Successful Managers May Not Work nashalini Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 208 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (1) Dislike it (0) Added: August 15, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description A satire on managers who survive well Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Successful Managersmay not always work : Successful Managersmay not always work http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Agenda : Agenda This presentation is a satire on various types of managers who survive regardless of all they cause to fail. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Strategy Manager : Strategy Manager A strategy manager proves superb changes even when nothing changes. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Quality Conscious Manager : Quality Conscious Manager A quality-conscious manager never relaxes standards. If required, he creates a lower-buggy product variant that attracts 99% sales! http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ General Manager : General Manager General managers are paid to hire super-specialists who create new suitable, high-sounding, distracting themes. Often, new acronyms and ambigous marketing lingo follows. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Corridor manager : Corridor manager A corridor manager provides feedback only when another person is passing by. The feedback is for the other person. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Pre-sales Manager : Pre-sales Manager A pre-sales manager is generally paid to speak lies. A thousand lies a day makes the managers' pay. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Operations Manager : Operations Manager An operations manager cares for windows its services regardless of whether the attached door lies unusable. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Manager’s Manager : Manager’s Manager The difference between a manager and a manager’s manager is one changes plans and the other changes folks assigned to those plans. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Caring Manager : Caring Manager A caring manager specializes in proving the system right, and declaring the right person wrong. http://www.thoughtperhour.com/ Slide 11: Enjoy being with your manager. They are business’ best gift to mankind!!!!! For hourly thoughts on various subjects, see http://www.thoughtperhour.com/