Vintage 1977 JCP Shame

Remember when…? : 

Remember when…? Last weekend I put an exhaust fan in the ceiling for my wife's grandfather. While we were fitting the fan in between the joists, we found something under the insulation.

That’s right folks, a JC Penney catalog from 1977. Holy hell … two solid inches of vintage shame.I thumbed through it quickly and found my next dining room set, which is apparently made by adding upholstery to old barrels. : 

That’s right folks, a JC Penney catalog from 1977. Holy hell … two solid inches of vintage shame.I thumbed through it quickly and found my next dining room set, which is apparently made by adding upholstery to old barrels. I am totally getting this – notice the wicker toilet tank cover…. Mmmm… sweet!

How to get your ass kicked in elementary school… : 

How to get your ass kicked in elementary school… Just look at that belt. It's like a boob-job for your pants. He probably needed help just to lift it into place. The belt loops have to be three inches long. And way to pull them up to your armpits, grandpa.

How to get your ass kicked in high school… : 

How to get your ass kicked in high school… This kid looks like he's pretending to be David Soul, who is pretending to be a cop who is pretending to be a pimp that everyone knows is really an undercover cop. Who is pretending to be 15.

How to get your ass kicked on the golf course… : 

How to get your ass kicked on the golf course… This "all purpose jumpsuit" is, according to the description, equally appropriate for playing golf or simply relaxing around the house. Personally, I can't see wearing this unless you happen to be relaxing around your cell in D-block. Even then, the only reason you should put this thing on is because the warden made you, and as a one-piece, it's slightly more effective as a deterrent against ass-rapery.

How to get your ass kicked practically anywhere… : 

How to get your ass kicked practically anywhere… If you look at that picture quickly, it looks like Mr. Bob "No-pants" Saget has his hand in the other guy's pocket. In this case, he doesn't, although you can tell just by looking at them that it's happened - or if it hasn't happened it will. Oh yes. It will. Just as soon as he puts down his matching coffee cup.

How to get your ass kicked at the beach.. : 

How to get your ass kicked at the beach.. Look out he’s reaching for a gun…. No…. Nevermind, just for the sun tan lotion, which he carries in a holster. How to get your ass kicked at the office.. If you wear this suit and don't sell used cars for a living, I believe you can be fined and face serious repercussions, up to and including termination. Or imprisonment, in which case you'd be forced to wear that orange jumpsuit.

How to get your ass kicked (even on St. Patrick’s Day) : 

How to get your ass kicked (even on St. Patrick’s Day) Dear god in heaven, I don't believe that color exists in nature. There is NO excuse for wearing either of these ensembles unless you're working as a body guard for the Lucky Charms leprechaun. Your search for VALUE Ends at Penneys And …. So does your search for chest hair….

And this…. SERIOUSLY, No Words. : 

And this…. SERIOUSLY, No Words. Oh wait, it turns out that there are words after all. Those words are What. The. And F*ck. I'm guessing the snap front gives you quick access to the chest hair. The little tie must be the pull tab. There must have been a lot of Ho-downs in the 70’s.

Happy Couples always choose matching outfits… : 

Happy Couples always choose matching outfits… Maybe they weren’t couples to start with… maybe they just ended up a party wearing the same shirts, and things progressed from there. A match made in urban cowboy polyester. “Hey, I like your shirt”

Slide 11: 

And nothing showcases your everlasting love more than the commitment of matching bathing suits. That, and a blonde girl with a look on her face that says "I love the way your junk fights against that fabric." Then, after the lovin', you can relax in your one-piece matching terry cloth jumpsuits…

I could go on, but I'm tired, and my eyes hurt from this trip back in time. I think it's the colors. That said, I will leave you with these tasteful little numbers: : 

I could go on, but I'm tired, and my eyes hurt from this trip back in time. I think it's the colors. That said, I will leave you with these tasteful little numbers: 1970’s ROCKED!!!! I don’t know who deserves original credit for this…. I took the copy I received via e-mail edited it, created this version, cause it made me laugh! www.wigwot.com SEXY LADIES!