logging in or signing up Funny aSGuest122987 Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 15 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: December 29, 2011 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description No description available. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.: Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. ……. On my desk, I have a work station..: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. ……. On my desk, I have a work station..A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.: A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.: The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?: Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.: Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.: He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.: If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.: Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.: Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.: Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here.": Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.: Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.: I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.: You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.If you can't convince them, confuse them.: If you can't convince them, confuse them.The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.: The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.: If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.: To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.: Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.: Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted. You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.
Funny aSGuest122987 Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: (To copy code, click on the text box) Embed: URL: Thumbnail: WordPress Embed Customize Embed The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 15 Category: Entertainment License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: December 29, 2011 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description No description available. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.: Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.: Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. ……. On my desk, I have a work station..: A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. ……. On my desk, I have a work station..A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.: A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.: The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?: Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.: Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.: He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.: If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.: Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.: Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.: Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here.": Hallmark Card: "I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're still here."Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.: Children seldom misquote you. In fact, they usually repeat word for word what you shouldn't have said.I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.: I don't have an attitude; I have a personality you can't handle.You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.: You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going.If you can't convince them, confuse them.: If you can't convince them, confuse them.The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.: The difference between in-laws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted.If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.: If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.: To err is human, to blame it on somebody else shows management potential.Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.: Money talks...but all mine ever says is good-bye.Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.: Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.