WEEK TWO POWER RANKINGS

WEEK TWO POWER RANKINGS: 

WEEK TWO POWER RANKINGS GREEN, WYNN, AND SERWANGA, L.L.P.

LAST WEEK…: 

LAST WEEK… SEA-TAC T-JACK: 84, Dirty District Day Men: 80 Edina Bulldogs: 78, Shake That Bear: 96 Behold, Excalibur!: 95, UNITED CRUSHERS: 62 Robison’s Flowing Locks: 105, The Playmaker: 96 Pop POP !: 71, In Donovan We Trust: 60 Original Whizzinator : 126, Sveaborg Booty Snatchers: 53 OMG DBL TEASDALE: 84, Something Witty: 62 TEABAG BOWL I CHAMP: OMG DBL TEASDALE KING SALAMI: Original Whizzinator

WEEK 2 RANKINGS: 

WEEK 2 RANKINGS 14. UNITED CRUSHERS (0-1) Last week: #10 , Streak: L1, Change: -4 Comments: He has not paid his league dues, he has an inactive kicker on his roster, and he has Jordy Nelson. This is starting to remind me of Corbett… 13. Edina Bulldogs (0-1), Last Week: #11, Streak: L1, Change: -2 Comments: When Gay- Rodg went off for 25 pts, I thought he was well on his Way. Here’s the thing I didn’t take into account: Knowshon Moreno is a bust. 12. Dirty District Day Men (0-1), Last Week: #12, Streak: L1, Change: 0 Comments: I’m telling you. Change your name to the “Scopes Monkey Trial,” and the good karma will come your way! William Jennings Bryan(right) even looks like an artist’s rendition of Swift at age 60!

WEEK 2 RANKINGS: 

WEEK 2 RANKINGS 11. In Donovan We Trust (0-1), Last Week: #6, Streak: L1, Change: -5 Comments: Dude, you’re cursing our quarterbacks! 10. Pop POP ! (1-0), Last Week: #13, Streak: W1, Change: +3 Comments: McFadden and Stafford looked great. The rest of the team looked like shite . 9. Something Witty (0-1), Last Week: #2, Streak: L1, Change: -7 Comments: I was wrong about you, man. You’ve changed!

WEEK 2 RANKINGS: 

WEEK 2 RANKINGS 8. OMG DBL TEASDALE (1-0), Last Week: #9, Streak: W1, Change: +1 Comments: We now know that his teabagging skills are undebatable , but how about his team? 84 points was a solid showing, especially with his kicker somehow tearing an ACL on the opening kickoff. 7. The Playmaker (0-1), Last Week: #7, Streak: L1, Change: 0 Comments: Can’t drop the man after putting up 96 points. 6. Sveaborg Booty Snatchers (0-1), Last Week: #1, Streak: L1, Change: -5 Comments: Horrible showing, however it was somewhat of an aberration with Arian nation on vacation and the Steelers D/ST getting torched by Flacco . 5. Shake That Bear (1-0), Last Week: #14, Streak: W1, Change: +9 Comments: I was wrong, you were right. I’m stupid, you’re smart. I’m ugly, you’re extremely good-looking….

WEEK 2 RANKINGS: 

WEEK 2 RANKINGS 4. SEA-TAC T-JACK (1-0), Last Week: #3, Streak: W1, Change: -1 Comments: Sure, an opening win is nice, but your commish is borderline suicidal after the Manning news. There’s now a serious void at the QB spot and in my heart. 3. Robison’s Flowing Locks (1-0), Last Week: #8, Streak: W1, Change: +5 Comments: Tom Brady with 517 yards passing? Christ. Could this be the year that they avenge the perfect season that wasn’t? Let me check my magic 8 ball… 2. Behold, Excalibur! (1-0), Last Week: #5, Streak: W1, Change: +2 Comments: The British are Coming! The British are coming!

WEEK 2 RANKINGS: 

WEEK 2 RANKINGS Original Whizzinator (1-0), Last Week: #4, Streak: W1, Change: +3 Comments: Hard to argue with this one. 126 points is pretty damned hard to beat. Don’t count on Mike Tolbert every week, though…he won’t be dealing with Jamarca Sanford every week…

Good Luck in Week 2 games!: 

Good Luck in Week 2 games! SINISE’S NFL GAME OF THE WEEK: PHILLY @ HOTLANTA GWS, LLP TROPHY GAME OF THE WEEK: The Foreigner Bowl Vs.