Won't Get Fooled Again

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Hey… It’s floating! Cool!

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It’s a magic keyboard! I can’t believe it!

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Darn.

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The Who?

We’ll be fighting in the streets : 

We’ll be fighting in the streets

With our children at our feet : 

With our children at our feet

And the morals that they worship : 

And the morals that they worship Will be gone Morals

And the men who spurred us on : 

And the men who spurred us on

Sit in judgment of all wrong : 

Sit in judgment of all wrong Uh-oh.

They decide : 

They decide and the shotgun sings the song That’s not a shotgun!

I’ll tip my hat : 

I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution

Take a bow : 

Take a bow for the new revolution

Smile and grin at the change all around : 

Smile and grin at the change all around

Pick up my guitar and play : 

Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday Déjà vu…

Then I’ll get on my knees : 

Then I’ll get on my knees and pray…

We don’t : 

We don’t The Who? get fooled again! My keyboard’s floating again. That’s nice. But- Just play, Roger.

The change, it had to come : 

The change, it had to come We knew it all along

We were liberated from the fold, that’s all. : 

We were liberated from the fold, that’s all. ?

And the world looks just the same : 

And the world looks just the same Before After

And history ain’t changed : 

And history ain’t changed

‘Cause the banners, : 

‘Cause the banners, They were all flown in the last war

I’ll tip my hat : 

I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution

Take a bow : 

Take a bow for the new revolution

Smile and grin at the change all around : 

Smile and grin at the change all around

Pick up my guitar and play : 

Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday Déjà vu…

Then I’ll get on my knees : 

Then I’ll get on my knees and pray…

We don’t : 

We don’t The Who? get fooled again! No no!

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Look! It’s floating again! You’re seeing things.

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But Pete- Just keep pretending to play, Roger.

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Why isn’t your arm connected to the rest of you? I do this at, like, every show. Don’t you notice? Yeah, but… How is that physically possible? Because I’m Pete Townshend, that’s how! But- Shut up and play!

I’ll move myself and my family aside : 

I’ll move myself and my family aside

If we happen to be left half-alive : 

If we happen to be left half-alive RIP (Almost)

I’ll get all my papers : 

I’ll get all my papers and smile at the sky

Though I know that the hypnotized never lie : 

Though I know that the hypnotized never lie

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The Who? Do ya? Do I what? Do ya believe me now? Look, it’s floating! Hey, it is floating! John, just ignore the puffy-haired crazy guy. Not you, too!

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The Who? Surely Keith is sane. Keith? Keith? He’s not listening. He’s drumming. But we can all play and talk at the same time! I’m not much of a multi-tasker.

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The Who? Has anyone noticed that MY KEYBOARD IS FLOATING?!? Things like that aren’t unusual. You’ll notice that we’re playing instruments and carrying on a conversation without moving at all or having mouths. Fascinating, really. Keith? Are you okay? Mphbtl! Mmmgth! HLLLPPP!! What was that? I don’t think Pete can breathe under that speech bubble. Oops. Sorry.

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The Who? Hey… Roger’s keyboard is floating! Duh. Duh. Duh. *GASP* I’m okay now. Thanks.

YEEEAAHHHH!!!!!!!! : 

YEEEAAHHHH!!!!!!!!

There’s nothing in the streets : 

There’s nothing in the streets Looks any different to me

And the slogans are replaced : 

And the slogans are replaced Eat @ Joe’s Slogan-type thingy See Rock City! Bye the bye

And the parting on the left : 

And the parting on the left Is now parting on the right

And the beards have all grown longer overnight : 

And the beards have all grown longer overnight

I’ll tip my hat : 

I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution

Take a bow : 

Take a bow for the new revolution

Smile and grin at the change all around : 

Smile and grin at the change all around

Pick up my guitar and play : 

Pick up my guitar and play Just like yesterday Déjà vu… again.

Then I’ll get on my knees : 

Then I’ll get on my knees and pray…

We don’t : 

We don’t The Who? get fooled again! Don’t get fooled again!

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The Who? Roger, I’m sorry I didn’t believe you about the floating keyboard. It’s okay. I almost didn’t believe it myself. Um… I’m getting kind of claustrophobic here. Sorry. Sorry.

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The Who? Has anyone else noticed something weird? We’re already past the floating keyboard, John. Maybe we can’t explain it, but- No, I mean Roger doesn’t play keyboard. Oh.

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The Who? Well, this is awkward. What’s Roger going to play? We’ve got, like, 3 minutes left. Maybe someone can give me a crash course in keyboard. In 3 minutes? Less than that, actually. Wait, this stupid floating keyboard is playing itself!

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The Who? And there isn’t much singing left, is there? No. Poor Roger. He’s like a fourth wheel. Wait! What if I just danced around the stage and strangled myself with the microphone cord?

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The Who? That’ll work. It’s very lead singer-ish, isn’t it? Yup. Go Roger! You don’t need drug-induced hallucinations of floating keyboards to be a great musician! All you have to do is look funny! Thanks! I think I will! Wait a minute… No time to think! Just sing, Roger, SING! Okay!

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The Who? Wait… It’s an instrumental. Oh, well. Time to ponder the mysteries of the universe for a few seconds while I wait… Um, Roger? Your thoughts are suffocating me.

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Wow, this is great... Now I don’t have to pretend to play. Wait a second… I can’t breathe. That’s not good.

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Hey… You’re the floating keyboard! Put the microphone down, Roger.

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Tell me, o wise floating keyboard, what is the meaning of life? Um… I don’t know. You don’t know?!? What’s the point of defying the laws of logic, reason, and physics if you don’t know the meaning of life?!? Um… free nachos? Come on, you can float and talk, you must know… What was that?

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You get free nachos for floating? And for talking, walking, thinking, and basically being alive. COOL! So if I think, I’ll get free nachos? No, but you will if you fly. Awesome! I’m gonna try it! Uh… You can’t really-

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Empire State Building Wow… This is, like, really high up… I think I’ll jump now. Time flies when you’re flying! You can’t fly! We’ll see about that.

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Wait a second… I’m not flying… I’m falling! NO!!

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Whoa… Thanks, Mr. Cloud Thingy. You saved me! Hey… I’m flying now! I’m actually FLYING! Wait… Where are my nachos?

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Fine… Here you go.

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My nachos…

YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! : 

YEEEAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Meet the new boss : 

Meet the new boss Same as the old boss

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The Who? Roger? We thought you jumped off a building! I did! Then how are you still alive? I never hit the ground! A magic cloud saved me!

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The Who? So you jumped off a building, and a cloud saved you? Yup! I’m standing on it right now! It taught me how to fly! Why? Because the magic keyboard said they gave out free nachos for flying!

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The Who? Free nachos?

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Hey, look! It’s the floating keyboard! Thanks for introducing us to the concept of free nachos, Mr. Keyboard! No problem. Uh…

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You do realize that clouds are made of water vapor, right? Crap.