DNA & OBESITY Skunk Ape Part 2

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DNA & OBESITY SKUNK APE PROJECT – PART 2 July 19, 2011:

DNA & OBESITY SKUNK APE PROJECT – PART 2 July 19, 2011 One more trip into the mountains in hopes of solving the Skunk Ape DNA spreading throughout U.S. forests’ like wild fire. Internet resources courtesy of Google.com & Photobucket.com

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INVESTIGATING THE MYTH : Sasquatch, Bigfoot, Skunk Ape, and Yeti are mythical ape-like creatures that walk upright like humans (bipedal). The creature is believed to be omnivorous and nocturnal, appearing mostly at night, and around shallow water bodies. Sasquatch legends are universal, as there are stories of large, wild human-like creatures in just about every culture. However, the stories seemed to have had a hold in Native-American folklore.

FACT: What direction is our futures heading? :

FACT : What direction is our futures heading?

This man was struck in the head at least 3 times with a boulder by a Skunk Ape. Amazing that he lived to tell the ordeal; in this picture with Linda McCormick, publisher. :

This man was struck in the head at least 3 times with a boulder by a Skunk Ape. Amazing that he lived to tell the ordeal; in this picture with Linda McCormick, publisher.

Skunk Ape / Bigfoot DNA Discovered (are those giant clown’s feet?) and other parts also increase. :

Skunk Ape / Bigfoot DNA Discovered (are those giant clown’s feet?) and other parts also increase.

Proof that DNA has been at work far in advance of this investigation to have left this much evidence behind. :

Proof that DNA has been at work far in advance of this investigation to have left this much evidence behind.

Skunk Ape’s narcotic Salad greens grown next to his poison mushroom patch; where the animals act happiest. :

Skunk Ape’s narcotic Salad greens grown next to his poison mushroom patch; where the animals act happiest.

Santa was caught eating those wild mushrooms found around Skunk Ape’s cave. Then everyone went swimming in his basement pool with fish swimming in their tummies . . . Too many mushrooms that night. :

Santa had a FARTY with the Salad & Mushroom eating Lady. Fishy swim …. Santa was caught eating those wild mushrooms found around Skunk Ape’s cave. Then everyone went swimming in his basement pool with fish swimming in their tummies . . . Too many mushrooms that night.

Who killed Santa? It remains a secret. :

Who killed Santa? It remains a secret.

Frequent diners of Skunk Ape Salad and wild mushrooms; a mother with her daughter: who has definite Santa DNA damage.:

Frequent diners of Skunk Ape Salad and wild mushrooms; a mother with her daughter: who has definite Santa DNA damage.

Skunk Ape’s Child Toys An amazing find found in the tall grasses where young Skunk Apes were playing: toys and also showing the middle finger are universal with humans and Skunk Apes. :

Skunk Ape’s Child Toys An amazing find found in the tall grasses where young Skunk Apes were playing: toys and also showing the middle finger are universal with humans and Skunk Apes.

DNA increased tooth size in this precious little boy who now matches one of the Skunk Ape’s toys recently discovered. :

DNA increased tooth size in this precious little boy who now matches one of the Skunk Ape’s toys recently discovered.

Universal sign language displayed:

Universal sign language displayed

Universal Bigfoot understanding: Kids against assholes and child abuse.:

Universal Bigfoot understanding: Kids against assholes and child abuse.

Squirrel working as a photographer? That would be my 1st guess: a cat wedding with a kitten DJ who rocks? :

Squirrel working as a photographer? That would be my 1 st guess: a cat wedding with a kitten DJ who rocks?

Skunk Ape taking my photo …. After I discovered this old sow … Interesting, is he the father of Hogzilla? These women were trying to make it with Bigfoot by offering him plenty of baby nourishment. :

Skunk Ape taking my photo …. After I discovered this old sow … Interesting, is he the father of Hogzilla? These women were trying to make it with Bigfoot by offering him plenty of baby nourishment.

This is actually a 42 year old female. The DNA alterations are impossible to predict. :

This is actually a 42 year old female. The DNA alterations are impossible to predict.

Both the sailor baby and the strong puppies are DNA examples: Sailor is 26 years old and puppies 20 years old. :

Both the sailor baby and the strong puppies are DNA examples: Sailor is 26 years old and puppies 20 years old.

Great example of what DNA is capable of doing. Guess the age? She is 6 weeks and also sneaks out at night with her boyfriend.:

Great example of what DNA is capable of doing. Guess the age? She is 6 weeks and also sneaks out at night with her boyfriend. mom & dad: age 40

Identify with the infant smoking and then find the mother seated below, the sister in the middle and grandma on the far right: DNA! :

Identify with the infant smoking and then find the mother seated below, the sister in the middle and grandma on the far right: DNA!

All ages including the President of the US smokes, along with obesity they are both out of control = DNA scramble?:

All ages including the President of the US smokes, along with obesity they are both out of control = DNA scramble?

A ground hog reads the newspaper as a crowd wants bubble girl’s magic bubbles found in the mountains; what is going on in those forests?:

A ground hog reads the newspaper as a crowd wants bubble girl’s magic bubbles found in the mountains; what is going on in those forests?

Skunk Apes are highly intelligent beings who refuse to be part of the human race. :

Skunk Apes are highly intelligent beings who refuse to be part of the human race.

Manufacturing beer is a booming business for all Bigfoot species. :

Manufacturing beer is a booming business for all Bigfoot species.

Skunk Ape protest witnessed; holding a sign handwritten and with correct spelling. Which one of these pictures would you choose to work with?:

Skunk Ape protest witnessed; holding a sign handwritten and with correct spelling. Which one of these pictures would you choose to work with?

Dogs have been smoking behind their dog houses while their owners are being hugged by letters, and pigs are getting gang symbol tattooes. :

Dogs have been smoking behind their dog houses while their owners are being hugged by letters, and pigs are getting gang symbol tattooes.

A kitten armed and ready to shoot while guarding it’s smoking owner. Further proof that DNA is advancing within the animal world. :

A kitten armed and ready to shoot while guarding it’s smoking owner. Further proof that DNA is advancing within the animal world.

DNA is fucked-up!:

DNA is fucked-up!

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DNA IS CHANGING

Wow, a chipmunk sharing a bowl and a squirrel passed out drunk with other signs that Bigfoot DNA is a giant mess. :

Wow, a chipmunk sharing a bowl and a squirrel passed out drunk with other signs that Bigfoot DNA is a giant mess.

DNA crossed but from what species? Bigfoot with a lion, cougar, leopard, or too many greasy cheeseburgers? :

DNA crossed but from what species? Bigfoot with a lion, cougar, leopard, or too many greasy cheeseburgers?

Grand statement, as even zoo animals are becoming obese. :

Grand statement, as even zoo animals are becoming obese.

A McDonalds double cheeseburger with bacon and a coke for a light lunch: Look months later, I don’t need clothes just a tarp. :

A McDonalds double cheeseburger with bacon and a coke for a light lunch: Look months later, I don’t need clothes just a tarp.

These ladies requested McDonalds in order to pose for these pictures: Double cheeseburger specials adding extra large “thighs”:

These ladies requested McDonalds in order to pose for these pictures: Double cheeseburger specials adding extra large “thighs”

How about these Playboy centerfold bunnies; take your pick or run? Some say there is more to love; indulge.:

How about these Playboy centerfold bunnies; take your pick or run? Some say there is more to love; indulge.

BJ’s is the restaurant up at Dick Lick Springs. This place is constantly busy, requires proper attire, known for its lizard specialties, and better than Hooters :

BJ’s is the restaurant up at Dick Lick Springs. This place is constantly busy, requires proper attire, known for its lizard specialties, and better than Hooters

DNA has to be responsible for super sized Lizard Boy. Bigfoot loves lizard burgers, sandwiches, meatballs, steaks, etc. No one knows the backdoor specialist on the right. :

DNA has to be responsible for super sized Lizard Boy. Bigfoot loves lizard burgers, sandwiches, meatballs, steaks, etc. No one knows the backdoor specialist on the right.

Found only in mountain stores: wild mushrooms and “Fricken Chicken” with a free chicken neck to choke on in every box. :

Found only in mountain stores: wild mushrooms and “Fricken Chicken” with a free chicken neck to choke on in every box.

This is the way to where those Playboy bunnies work. :

This is the way to where those Playboy bunnies work.

Alarming numbers: obesity and crime is on the rise. Could Bigfoot DNA assist McDonalds in this outcome?:

Alarming numbers: obesity and crime is on the rise. Could Bigfoot DNA assist McDonalds in this outcome?

Clown DNA is a very hard thing to completely trace. Clowns wear very big shoes and known for their bigfoot. :

Clown DNA is a very hard thing to completely trace. Clowns wear very big shoes and known for their bigfoot.

McDonalds’ clown DNA is being eradicated throughout the woods in an effort to stop retarded obesity DNA. :

McDonalds’ clown DNA is being eradicated throughout the woods in an effort to stop retarded obesity DNA.

So long Ronald ... See you in cheeseburger hell! Obesity is now becoming one of the biggest health problems for the developed world. :

So long Ronald ... See you in cheeseburger hell! Obesity is now becoming one of the biggest health problems for the developed world.

Santa can be a very scary obese person who wears a fake beard. “Oh no, (wha-wha) we don’t want to be fat or obese.” :

Santa can be a very scary obese person who wears a fake beard. “Oh no, (wha-wha) we don’t want to be fat or obese.”

This little DNA piggy on growth hormones went “wee wee” all the way home. That’s a picture of piggy’s mom in the background. Growth hormones also increase human appetites :

This little DNA piggy on growth hormones went “wee wee” all the way home. That’s a picture of piggy’s mom in the background. Growth hormones also increase human appetites

Definitely signs of Bigfoot DNA found here while looking at the owner’s feet and then take a look at the size of his dog. The obese man’s DNA is scrambled. :

Definitely signs of Bigfoot DNA found here while looking at the owner’s feet and then take a look at the size of his dog. The obese man’s DNA is scrambled.

I’m the one and only cat in the hat so why can’t you people just leave me alone? Charlotte’s web is a different story – now leave while you still can. :

I’m the one and only cat in the hat so why can’t you people just leave me alone? Charlotte’s web is a different story – now leave while you still can.

Is this Charlotte? A spider web has tied a baby up as it sits at the entrance. A detour or customer attraction? DNA at fault? :

Is this Charlotte? A spider web has tied a baby up as it sits at the entrance. A detour or customer attraction? DNA at fault?

DANGER: DNA altered this spider sitting next to a shower drain, and a super sized model all affected by growth hormones. :

DANGER: DNA altered this spider sitting next to a shower drain, and a super sized model all affected by growth hormones.

This is all that I can do with my Bigfoot tongue, so shut up about my hair already! (Grrrr) Those Bigfoot DNA boobs are far more scarier than me. :

This is all that I can do with my Bigfoot tongue, so shut up about my hair already! (Grrrr) Those Bigfoot DNA boobs are far more scarier than me.

Mom said I was the black sheep of the family but I sing “we are family” ….. DNA? That’s my father on the right. :

Mom said I was the black sheep of the family but I sing “we are family” ….. DNA? That’s my father on the right.

Every dog has his day, and this dog is hoping to catch some cats with mice. Who says cats are smarter than dogs? :

Every dog has his day, and this dog is hoping to catch some cats with mice. Who says cats are smarter than dogs?

Skunk Ape means business and as you can see that is one tough Skunk Ape training the animal kingdom new tricks. :

Skunk Ape means business and as you can see that is one tough Skunk Ape training the animal kingdom new tricks.

A master of disguises this DNA mishap on the left could almost be anywhere right now. Some say he is disguised as this older man holding a dog. :

A master of disguises this DNA mishap on the left could almost be anywhere right now. Some say he is disguised as this older man holding a dog.

Mr. Potato Head wanted a new nose to the point he was left with only a hole to insert a plastic orifice. DNA? :

Mr. Potato Head wanted a new nose to the point he was left with only a hole to insert a plastic orifice. DNA?

Boys under 6 are taking body building classes and ready to punch Mr. Potato Head. :

Boys under 6 are taking body building classes and ready to punch Mr. Potato Head.

DNA alert – young men are pursued by Mr. Potato Head with the promise of game systems and a zoo with rides. :

DNA alert – young men are pursued by Mr. Potato Head with the promise of game systems and a zoo with rides.

Wow, a chipmunk sharing a bowl and a squirrel passed out drunk with other signs that Bigfoot DNA is a giant mess. :

Wow, a chipmunk sharing a bowl and a squirrel passed out drunk with other signs that Bigfoot DNA is a giant mess.

Things are getting bigger at the beach and take a look at that big set of jaws in the ocean. DNA?:

Things are getting bigger at the beach and take a look at that big set of jaws in the ocean. DNA?

Did a Skunk Ape go ballistic on a female rabbit whose child was later hired as the Easter Bunny? :

Did a Skunk Ape go ball istic on a female rabbit whose child was later hired as the Easter Bunny?

Smokey the Bear is busy with a blonde. Can’t tell me there isn’t some kind of DNA problem happening. Putting out a fire Smokey?:

Smokey the Bear is busy with a blonde. Can’t tell me there isn’t some kind of DNA problem happening. Putting out a fire Smokey?

Don’t ask because I don’t know who my father is either. I recognize the webbed feet but are these raccoon eyes? Mom won’t tell me. :

Don’t ask because I don’t know who my father is either. I recognize the webbed feet but are these raccoon eyes? Mom won’t tell me.

Moana Lisa caught smoking Skunk Ape Salad when she saw Peter Peter the Pumpkin Eater running for his pie. :

Moana Lisa caught smoking Skunk Ape Salad when she saw Peter Peter the Pumpkin Eater running for his pie.

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Skunk Ape Salad with some of that jumbo pumpkin pie! :

I scream, you scream, we all scream for Skunk Ape Salad with some of that jumbo pumpkin pie!

This pumpkin was growing in the Salad garden. Definite sign that DNA has crossed into the vegetation,and bear back riding evolved.:

This pumpkin was growing in the Salad garden. Definite sign that DNA has crossed into the vegetation,and bear back riding evolved.

This speaks for itself when judging Bigfoot DNA. This panda was found in the mountains communicating and on a playground .. Odd .. :

This speaks for itself when judging Bigfoot DNA. This panda was found in the mountains communicating and on a playground .. Odd ..

A diet designed by Bigfoot has to be good: or not?:

A diet designed by Bigfoot has to be good: or not?

A friendly Skunk Ape, or one that just finished eating and is full, discussing the high fiber diet which keeps him in shape. His giant pile of stinking crap is now worth gold. :

A friendly Skunk Ape, or one that just finished eating and is full, discussing the high fiber diet which keeps him in shape. His giant pile of stinking crap is now worth gold.

The Bigfoot Diet is endorsed by former President Bush: nothing beats a mouth full of pussy for added fiber. But what about the obese men who can’t find a little pussy to eat? :

The Bigfoot Diet is endorsed by former President Bush: nothing beats a mouth full of pussy for added fiber. But what about the obese men who can’t find a little pussy to eat?

Modest kitties’ sun bathing while in general mankind sits on the couch smoking, drinking, farting, and eating; while their little pussies are out enjoying the sun. :

Modest kitties’ sun bathing while in general mankind sits on the couch smoking, drinking, farting, and eating; while their little pussies are out enjoying the sun.

It’s not polite to stare. What you looking at? Git lost, git out ah here and go find the true wolfman ……:

It’s not polite to stare. What you looking at? Git lost, git out ah here and go find the true wolfman ……

DNA creates Bigfoot sized farts.:

DNA creates Bigfoot sized farts.

When that fart was actually released the boat shot out of the water. A man could run on water due to the stink and thick vapor. :

When that fart was actually released the boat shot out of the water. A man could run on water due to the stink and thick vapor.

Kittens sharing their mouse hunting stories of unbelievable DNA alterations in mice. :

Kittens sharing their mouse hunting stories of unbelievable DNA alterations in mice.

No one has ever seen a dragon, because Bigfoot keeps them safely hid with his dragon keeper who sleeps in the dungeon. The keeper’s hair is packed with dragon and Skunk Ape dung as proof. :

No one has ever seen a dragon, because Bigfoot keeps them safely hid with his dragon keeper who sleeps in the dungeon. The keeper’s hair is packed with dragon and Skunk Ape dung as proof.

A genuine Hell’s Angel and his blind date wrapped in saran wrap to keep her fresh; both are to be feared!:

A genuine Hell’s Angel and his blind date wrapped in saran wrap to keep her fresh; both are to be feared!

Frightened by Bigfoot this biker sped into the side of the mountain. Looks like foul play. :

Frightened by Bigfoot this biker sped into the side of the mountain. Looks like foul play.

Underwear so rank that a blood hound refused to sniff them: Skunk Ape tossed these into the bushes after that biker accident.:

Underwear so rank that a blood hound refused to sniff them: Skunk Ape tossed these into the bushes after that biker accident.

How can anyone call this a fake?:

How can anyone call this a fake?

These are fake also? Not in my judgment. The adorable pig nose was a brilliant Hollywood success. :

These are fake also? Not in my judgment. The adorable pig nose was a brilliant Hollywood success.

Took a moment to stand back and enjoy the scenery & Skunk Ape’s salad garden. Beautiful up in the mountains. :

Took a moment to stand back and enjoy the scenery & Skunk Ape’s salad garden. Beautiful up in the mountains.

Warning signs posted up in the mountains. A wolf howls into the setting sun. Skunk Ape screams back as if proclaiming: These mountains are our home ... Git out :

Warning signs posted up in the mountains. A wolf howls into the setting sun. Skunk Ape screams back as if proclaiming: These mountains are our home ... Git out

Slide 83:

We all have those days when we get a little stuck . . . . . . . Just remember: not everyone who shows up is there to help you . . . .

Slide 84:

The End – No children were robbed in the making of this presentation! TYVM for viewing this investigation.

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