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The Chief You’d never guess she was in her 40's but – she can show the young hun-nies a thing or two. A bolt through her nose that keeps her brain attached. Named for her resemblance to the silent star of “One flew over the Cuckoo's Nest” , Billymena knows what a bigot likes. Calls cost £16.90 per minute ♥ Please check with your mum (or sister) to see who fiddles the bill before calling ♥ No Catholics
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Roger Federhun Rodger is in her 50's and coincidentally it was in the 50's that she last washed her hair. This professionally taken picture was used in a government campaign on slaughterhouse pigs in order to stun them humanely.
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Roberta Prytz Aged 18 from Larkhall Roberta still lives in the 80's and the clothing and her are a testimony to that. She offers her clients a 'trip back in time' to the good old days when The Sash was played over the tannoy and you could be 'up to your knees' in anyone's blood without fear of reprisals. Roberta has been surgically altered to resemble her hero Robert Prytz, '"the continental Orc from the 80's”. Calls cost £16.90 per minute ♥ Please check with your mum (or sister) to see who fiddles the bill before calling ♥ No Catholics
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Davina “Davey” Boyne Davina – the beaut’ from Bridgeton Cross. Hobbies include heavy smoking, cross country running, going to the gym and shaving. Davina belies her 16 years of age. " It may be a sh*tehole" says Davina " but it's my sh*tehole!"
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Tango Man or woman? This is the question that tantalising Tango, aged 30 leaves us dangling with. Tango, real name Boaby, claims to have 'added extras' for the more discerning Orc male. Another smoker she offers a rainbow array of teeth, one of which is nearly white. Can whistle the sash whilst having a tab.
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Madame Ludge New 'Nicotine Blonde' from Wella has the tongues wagging on the catwalk and the 'Madame' has her finger on the pulse....despite not having a pulse herself. Knows all 16 verses of God save the Queen verbatim. Gentlemen prefer blondes, however your average Hun will accept the ”next best thing” and The 'Madame' wont disappoint. Calls cost £16.90 per minute ♥ Please check with your mum (or sister) to see who fiddles the bill before calling ♥ No Catholics
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Dial-a-hunie! CALL NOW!! CALL NOW!!