Electro Fishing Wand: Electro Fishing Wand Since the early days when man used sharp bones as hooks to the present day where we have hi-tech fish locaters and thousands of hooks to choose from, the excitement of a hooked fish, fighting to be let go. It just doesn't get any better. That is, unless you like to see your fish float belly up after giving them an electrical shock! With the Electro Fishing Wand, you can now go out into your favorite fishing spot and drop your wand into the water, causing 1,000 volts of electricity to surge through your victims. The inventor urges extreme caution because electricity and water is a very dangerous mix and one slip means that your battery backpack will blow it's fuses and cause burns and shock. Now that's Fishing !
The Gerbil Shirt : The Gerbil Shirt Have you ever wanted to bring your tiny pets with you? Well now here is the solution, The Gerbil shirt. The Gerbil shirt is a new amazing shirt that allows your pets to go where ever you go without having to worry about them. This shirt has fashionable tubes all over it to let your little critters move around while you do your favorite activities!
Dog Watch: Dog Watch The dog watch is actually a clock for keeping time at a rate other than human time. Why would you need to know dog time? Beats me but with this handy watch you can see time at your animals rate instead of your own. How does it work? According to the inventor the watch multiplies every human second, minute and hour by seven, thus giving us dog time. If Fido lives to be the ripe old age of 14, that translates into 98 human years! Or is that 98 dog years?
Bulletproof Desk: Bulletproof Desk Let's say you are a student at school and an idiot with a gun walks into the room. Unfortunately, this happens randomly and is hard to prevent. So one of our genius inventors created a protection device, the Bulletproof Desk. The desk features a clear, bulletproof top that can be removed and then using it's handles, it can be held up as a protective shield. The absurd part of this invention isn't it's design, it's that the inventor had to think of a way to protect students from idiots with guns.
Windmill Boat: Windmill Boat Wind is unpredictable so some sailboats carry a gas powered motor. However, fuel is not cheap and causes pollution, so what is a environmentally correct alternative to do? How about taking a tour in Windmill Boat! The amazing Windmill Boat has an umbrella-shaped sail that slowly rotates in the wind to propel the boat and generate electricity. The electricity generated is then stored in batteries for later use and can be used to power for your appliances as well. Hey, you will eliminate air and water pollution, both at the same time! The most amazing thing of all is when positioned straight up, the sail can serve as a gigantic parasol to shade the wife and kids!
PowerPoint Presentation: Credits A Thank You To: Kevin Mcleod for the music Google for the pictures And Totally Absurd for the great inventions!