THE BULLETPROOF DESK PATENT ISSUED IN 2001: THE BULLETPROOF DESK PATENT ISSUED IN 2001 You could use this to protect yourself if some random person walks into your office or classroom with a gun. It comes with a clear covering top that is bulletproof that could easily be removed. You could also use it as a protective shield by using the handles. Not so fast my friend
HAND NEAR MOUTH ALARM PATENT ISSUED IN 1990 : HAND NEAR MOUTH ALARM PATENT ISSUED IN 1990 This is a wristwatch-like device with a three axis attitude sensor that makes an alarm sound when a mindless eater when his or her hand goes near there mouth. It can also be used on smokers, nose pickers, or drinkers. Oh no you don’t!
CRY NO MORE PATENT ISSUED IN 2000: Babies always end up crying at the most inconvenient times. Pacifiers don’t always do the trick. This is a strap-on-pacifier. It fits tightly around the babies ears. CRY NO MORE PATENT ISSUED IN 2000 Mommy! I want a CRY NO MORE
12 gauge golf club patent issued in 1979: 12 gauge golf club patent issued in 1979 With this new invention you can improve your golf game immediately. You will hit the ball farther than anyone before. This loss hurts worse than a fire hydrant
MILK GUN PATENT ISSUED IN 2003 : MILK GUN PATENT ISSUED IN 2003 Used to feed a baby milk. You load it like a cookie-dough dispenser. This will keep your baby full and quiet. This is endorsed by the NRA. Mommy I’m hungry I’m not your mommy
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