Thanksgiving :Thanksgiving Author: Unknown


I AM THANKFUL:   FOR THE WIFEWHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE. :I AM THANKFUL:   FOR THE WIFEWHO SAYS IT'S HOT DOGS TONIGHT,BECAUSE SHE IS HOME WITH ME, AND NOT OUT WITH SOMEONE ELSE.


I’M THANKFUL FOR THE HUSBANDWHO IS ON THE SOFABEING A COUCH POTATO,BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH MEAND NOT OUT AT THE BARS. :I’M THANKFUL FOR THE HUSBANDWHO IS ON THE SOFABEING A COUCH POTATO,BECAUSE HE IS HOME WITH MEAND NOT OUT AT THE BARS.


I’M THANKFUL FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHESBECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,NOT ON THE STREETS. :I’M THANKFUL FOR THE TEENAGER WHO IS COMPLAINING ABOUT DOING DISHESBECAUSE IT MEANS SHE IS AT HOME,NOT ON THE STREETS.


I’M THANKFUL FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANSI AM EMPLOYED . :I’M THANKFUL FOR THE TAXES I PAY BECAUSE IT MEANSI AM EMPLOYED .


I’M THANKFUL FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN UP AFTER A PARTYBECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVEBEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS. :I’M THANKFUL FOR THE MESS TO CLEAN UP AFTER A PARTYBECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVEBEEN SURROUNDED BY FRIENDS.


I’M THANKFUL FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUGBECAUSE IT MEANSI HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT. :I’M THANKFUL FOR THE CLOTHES THAT FIT A LITTLE TOO SNUGBECAUSE IT MEANSI HAVE ENOUGH TO EAT.


I’M THANKFUL FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORKBECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE :I’M THANKFUL FOR MY SHADOW THAT WATCHES ME WORKBECAUSE IT MEANS I AM OUT IN THE SUNSHINE


I’M THANKFUL FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME .. :I’M THANKFUL FOR A LAWN THAT NEEDS MOWING, WINDOWS THAT NEED CLEANING,AND GUTTERS THAT NEED FIXING BECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE A HOME ..


I’M THANKFUL FOR ALL THE COMPLAININGI HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENTBECAUSE IT MEANSWE HAVE THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. . :I’M THANKFUL FOR ALL THE COMPLAININGI HEAR ABOUT THE GOVERNMENTBECAUSE IT MEANSWE HAVE THE FREEDOM OF SPEECH. .


I’M THANKFUL FOR THE PARKING SPOTI FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKINGAND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION . :I’M THANKFUL FOR THE PARKING SPOTI FIND AT THE FAR END OF THE PARKING LOT BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM CAPABLE OF WALKINGAND I HAVE BEEN BLESSED WITH TRANSPORTATION .


I’M THANKFUL FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL BECAUSE IT MEANSI AM WARM. :I’M THANKFUL FOR MY HUGE HEATING BILL BECAUSE IT MEANSI AM WARM.


I’M THANKFUL FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCHWHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR. :I’M THANKFUL FOR THE LADY BEHIND ME IN CHURCHWHO SINGS OFF KEY BECAUSE IT MEANS I CAN HEAR.


I’M THANKFUL FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONINGBECAUSE IT MEANSI HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR. :I’M THANKFUL FOR THE PILE OF LAUNDRY AND IRONINGBECAUSE IT MEANSI HAVE CLOTHES TO WEAR.


I’M THANKFUL FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAYBECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEENCAPABLE OF WORKING HARD. :I’M THANKFUL FOR WEARINESS AND ACHING MUSCLES AT THE END OF THE DAYBECAUSE IT MEANS I HAVE BEENCAPABLE OF WORKING HARD.


I’M THANKFUL FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFFIN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE. :I’M THANKFUL FOR THE ALARM THAT GOES OFFIN THE EARLY MORNING HOURS BECAUSE IT MEANS I AM ALIVE.


This Thanksgiving with so much to be thankful for I realize I’m not rich but I live well, I have problems but I have much to be thankful for. :This Thanksgiving with so much to be thankful for I realize I’m not rich but I live well, I have problems but I have much to be thankful for.