Zombie Slideshow

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Slide1:

Ed : “Hey , Shaun, look who it is!” Shaun : “FUCK-A-DOODLE-DO” !

Slide2:

Shaun: “David, kill the Queen!” David: “What!?” Shaun: “The Jukebox!”

Slide3:

Philip : [ pompously ] “You *do* realise this is a 20 mph zone?” Ed : [ grinning ] “Oh yeah!”

Slide4:

David : “You still haven't met his mum ?” Shaun : “Not yet !” Dianne : “Don't you get on with your mum, Shaun ?” Shaun : “It's not that I don't get on with her ...” David : “Are you ashamed by your mum, Shaun ?” Shaun : “No ! I love my mum !” Ed : “I love his mum too .” Shaun : “Ed!” Ed : [ singing ] “She's like butter !” Shaun : “Ed!”

Slide5:

Ed: “Don’t forget to kill Philip!”

Slide6:

Ed: “Who died and made you fucking king of the zombies?”

Slide7:

Shaun : “No , Noel, no matter you might think, okay, I do not find it difficult to keep my work and my social life separate .” Worker: “Shaun , it's Liz for you .” [ hands him the phone ]

Slide8:

Shaun : “If you get cornered ...” [ hits himself on head with cricket bat ] Shaun : “... bash ' em in the head, that seems to work. Ow .”

Slide9:

Shaun : “Philip , have you still got the child-locks on ?” Philip : “Safety first, Shaun”  

Slide10:

Ed : [ Directing Shaun on where to shoot ] “There!” Shaun : “Where?” Ed : “Three o'clock!” Dianne : “Oh! Over there again. Quarter to twelve.” Shaun : “What?” David : “Eleven forty-five!” Shaun : “Keep it simple!” Ed : “Top left!”

Slide11:

Liz : “ Goodbye , Ed. Love you .” Ed : “Cheers!” Shaun : “I love you too, man .” Ed : “ Gaaayy !”

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