The Pokemon Heartsoul Tri-Legacy

The Trilogy : 

The Trilogy Prologue – Meet the Founders (Long ago, in a gala--- ah, screw it. Let’s get this party started.)

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Hello, everyone! Welcome to our own Pokemon legacy, or rather, legacies. If any of you read canimarryapony’s Pokemon Legacy (check the link to go to her story on the Exchange – my Exchange uploading is impossible due to the lagomatic) then you might think “Who the heck is this girl and why is she freaking insane to name every one of her babies born in the legacy after all 493 Pokemon?” Well, why don’t you ask HER?

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(Pony, aka canimarryapony, creator of said legacy) “Gah, my inbox is flooded with the same message – Why was I was insane enough to do something like this? Clank, did you give them my e-mail?” Don’t look at me, Pony, it was the Boss’s words! (Pony) CJ, you are so dead making me this brat’s mother!

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I’m not a brat, I be a pirate! Me, the author: *sigh* “That’s the last time I let you play Ratchet & Clank: Quest for Booty, Clank Pokemon.” (This is Clank, my mini-Toast. If you don’t know what a mini-Toast is, go read Apocalypse-A-Go-Go and the Ugothlacy, both written by the wonderful EphemeralToast who is MIA.) Oh come on, can’t pirates and ninjas get along, Captain? Me: “And I can’t believe I didn’t replace you.” *sigh* “Just explain the situation and take off those dumb glasses. They’re glitching up the lot.”

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Fine, you’re no fun. *removes glasses* Just tell Cel to stop calling and saying ‘fried eggs!’ She needs to realize the world does NOT revolve around her… and have her unban our IPS address already! We didn’t do a single crime against Boolprop to deserve this! Arrrr! (Cel is the creator of the Phoenix Legacy, which has lots of shots of people saying this talk bubble. It’s become a gag. Me: “Fine, fine, but I can’t even get on the forums to ask her to unban us, since we’re… well, banned. Anyways, just get to it and make it snappy.”

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Fine fine, anything to get away from Pony and that boyfriend you gave her. Me: “I can’t give her the husband she has in her game, you know that. After all…” Are you going to explain this? Me: “No, you’re the narrator now.” All right, this is a set of three legacies which will be played in prosperity-style(seven days for each lot); the reason for this is because the Captain had to do this; even after eliminating all the Pokemon which were unevolved forms of other Pokemon, there was still a lot of Pokemon names, so there are three families:

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We had to – ahem – manipulate the last names of two of the founders because they had surnames, but all in all, it worked pretty well. So, here the families for reference. The main family is the family whose kids will be named after all the final evolutions of Pokemon lines. That includes all the starters – the Pokemon you get as your first in the beginning of each of the games, like Charmander, Mudkip, Pikachu(ever play Pokemon Yellow?) and Chikorita. The second family will name its kids after all the single stage Pokemon, that means Pokemon which never evolve. The last family will have kids named after the powerful mythical legendary Pokemon which are only available once in each game, in other words – they are unique and uber-powerful, thus they are banned in honest tournaments.

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Of course, there is the problem of the founders… as we said, we changed the last names with Sim Blender, and… Me: “Tell them, Clank, tell them who is founding the Kaiku family.” I can’t do it, Captain! It’s too much… why did you have to do this? No Simself should… Me: “I know it’s hard, but you’ll move on. Anyways, we can always use the Bone Phone and Sim Blender to…” It’ll never be the same after you do this, Captain! Please, reconsider!

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Me: “Too late. Yes, I’M the founder – CJ Kaiku. Actually, I was named CJ Pikachu but I fixed that after my creation of the Kaiku Greek House. My Simself is the founder for this family, which is the largest family to date.” Can’t ye be an immortal founder, Captain? Me: “Are you out of your gourd, Clank? And have to change dirty diapers for 20+ generations? No way, Jose! Besides, I want to see what’s old age and death are like. After all, my real self just celebrated his 37th birthday, so it won’t be long before he’s old and gray, and I want to see how that feels. Now introduce the Sims we altered to make our second and third founders.” Zodiac Sign: Cancer Aspiration: Grilled Cheese (formerly Knowledge) One True Hobby: Tinkering

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You might as well explain why you did what you did, Cheesing yourself! Me: “Well, I decided that I might as well get perma-plat before I changed my aspiration to Family for the Strict Family Values handicap all there families must obey. Yes, that’s sort of pushing it because you’re supposed to be Family from the outset, but hey, 200 sandwiches is nothing, right?”

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Me: “Of course, I had some help from the second founder, Amy Jo—I mean, Hitoe. By the time I got the Orb to cheese myself, I was in platinum. Even after getting SimVacced, I was still unable to backfire the orb the first time!” That’s Amy Jones, the paper-girl. We moved her to college and she grew up in a gypsy ninja outfit. She will be founding the Single-Stage Pokemon family. For the record, we also hacked her LTW from becoming Mayor to having 20 best friends so she can be perma-plat in college too. We also hacked the third founder’s LTW from Become Mad Scientist to maxxing all her skills. Zodiac Sign: Leo Aspiration: Popularity One True Hobby: Cuisine

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The La Fiesta Tech(this is the college we have for our legacies) Sim Binner Stella Terrano, now Stella Tenrai, who will be founding the Legendary Pokemon Family. It’s logical – she’s a half-Maxoidian created by alien probing, and one legendary is actually a space virus(no spoilers here) so she’s a shoe-in! Stella: “I can’t believe I’m being used as a founder, considering CJ is the one who is most qualified.” Yeah, we know – you’ve got a major already(Physics) and Amy’s got high skill levels, but seriously, the Captain loves you two girls so much he wants you to join him in founding these families! Zodiac Sign: Cancer Aspiration: Knowledge One True Hobby: Tinkering

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I mean, he really REALLY loves you… so much that if you weren’t founders, he’d knock you up with babies… Me: “HEY! THEY CAME ONTO ME, CLANK! DON’T SHOW THIS STUFF!!!!”  Sorry, can’t help it… (should I tell him that I accidently uploaded that picture where he finally does what everyone else who plays through college does?)

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A bit too late for that now… <_< Me: “CLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK!!!! YOU ARE SO DEAD!!!!” You’re not a Creator anymore, you’re a Simself, Captain. You gave your Boolprop powers to me, remember? Me: 

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Me: “Gah, that was embarrassing. I couldn’t help it… I was tempted to streak.” Anyways, let’s get through the boring freshmen year because all that happened was Captain and Stella getting their LTWs fulfilled. Amy was still lagging behind, but then, getting 20 best friends is no easy task! 

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Oh, there was a mascot brawl, but nothing else much happened. Me: “Clank….” Okay, okay, I’ll give a run-down, because we want to get through college here as fast as possible.

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First up, the Captain, who got his LTW done first. Me: “I was expecting it to happen a lot later, I didn’t see it come up until I saw that icon show up when I was at Sue’s Secret Kitchen helping Stella with her LTW!” Right, Captain CJ got this LTW in Sue’s Secret Kitchen while helping Stella max out her cooking skill.

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Stella got her LTW shortly after Amy graduated Freshman Year and moved out of the dorms, maxing her skills in this order – body, creativity, charisma, logic, cooking, and cleaning. Stella: “You forgot something.” Oh right, that mechanical stuff. Can’t understand technology, but then again, I’m just a kid! 

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As for Amy, she decided that if she needed to get some besties, she’d have to be more erotic to the men and be a saucy wench! Arrrrr!  (Pony) “Clank, aren’t you a kid? How do you know all that stuff about WooHoo?” The Internet, of course! ^_^ (Apologies to the Internet, not all your stuff is porn. )

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Anyways, the pirates knew about Amy’s quest to be a saucy wench and sent out a messenger to anoint them one of the fold, so they did! (Pony) Uh, The Secret Society isn’t exactly a pirate gang… Details, Pony, details! 

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Of course, Amy only needed two things – the Plant of Doom and the Phone of Bones (cowplant and nomitron to you landlubbers) which helped her get a placeholder for her future Greek House. (Pony) Poor Chloe Chambers! Pirates not be sobbing over spilt grog! Death is always invited to our brigade, arrr! (Pony) Now I see why CJ is annoyed with you.

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Amy decided to wear her pirate black for the sophmore year, move out and start her own pirate lair – er, I mean Greek House – but she also had a holy mission to make over all the ugly-haired freaks on campus and earn the coveted Gold Cosmetic Badge!

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Of course, the adventure was fraught with peril… But she was not the only one seeking the Golden Badges…

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Stella was also going for gold, only her gold was natural and flowery. (Pony) In other words the Gold Gardening and Flower-Arranging Badges? Aye, Pony! After all, who wants stinky diapered babies all the time? That’s a fouler stench than fermented grog! 

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And me Captain, well, he was seeking the Golden Fishery Badge and he dressed like a true man of the sea! Me: “Only until the aspirational change in junior year, Clank, and only because you wanted me to.”  (Pony) I admit, he looks pretty handsome in that pirate shirt! ^_^ Me: “Eh, do you want me to bring in our love child from Purin Bay?

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Me: “Anyways, here’s my house. You may be asking why it’s so finished. Well, it’s my fault again. As Clank said, I had installed a mod that would let the gypsy deliver the lamp more often… well…”

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Me: “It causes the lamp to be delivered whenever a Sim hits a blank lot, and Amy already had the lamp we got in the dorms a while back(I thought she’d need it), so… she had two Genie Lamps!” Gypsy: “What the… grrr! I can’t believe I was making a repeat delivery!”

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Yeah, and I called up the genie clan and told them to take it back, but they said “no refunds!” Me: “So we had me and Stella get a spawned lamp from Boolpropery. We didn’t use it for anything other than wealth, and Amy’s going to take her second lamp with her at graduation. She wished for peace of mind, but we shouldn’t have done that wish…”

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Because she’s already gotten up fifteen best friends, half of them her male harem! Me: “We made her Romance secondary so she could seduce the guys faster. Hey, if she’s going to seduce me, she needs to give all the men in her relationship panel that chance!” Amy: “That’s okay, I won’t remember my lusty ways after I become a Family Sim!”

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The Captain decided to romance a cheerleader called Angel Pratt who barged in while he was training in Charisma. He’s a lusty lout and a smooth talker, loved by many women… Me: “Mmmf… shut up, kiddo.” Angel: “You talking to me, sweetie?” Me: “Nope. Let’s make out some more.” (AUTHOR’S NOTE: Angel’s also a Family Sim and we have two bolts, but I don’t want to break up with Camryn. Besides, if I married Angel, I’d be stuck seeing her in a dumb llama costume when she leaves the lot and when she dies from old age!)

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In the end, his heart was clearly for Camryn, not his fellow founders nor that cheer girl, and he graduated to junior year first – having finally changed to an Art major – and became a Family man whose lifetime dream… Me: “Hold that thought, sidekick, I need to change into an appropriate outfit for the new me.” Aw, no more pirate outfit? Me: “Nope, but I might get a new one when I graduate. For now…” *leaves for Cold Issue Clothing to buy a new suit*

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Me: “I hope these glasses don’t glitch my face. I’d be an embarassment to my grandchildren.” Yessir, the Captain’s second life-long dream was to have six grandkids who he could sit on his knee. It was like he knew about his inevitable crustification and decided to enjoy his silver years. Me: “Could you cut it out? I’m not happy about this LTW, I wanted to marry off six kids!” Well, you can still do that, but you just won’t get any booty from it. Besides, if you have six kids and marry them off, you can make all your newlywed kids Try For Baby and they’ll make those six kids for ya!”

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But onto the other founders! First off, Stella, who finally graduated sophmore year and became a Family/Knowledge Sim whose second desire was to birth six lovely children, maybe ten from her loins and marry them off like she would be wed to a honorable corsair. Me: “Stop the pirate talk!” *grumbles* “Why does STELLA get to have the Marry Off Six Children LTW and not me?” Stella: “Jealous?” Me: “STFU.” 

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And Amy… well, first she had to get eternal bliss, and after many affairs with other guys and phone babbling, she finally invited a woman called Opal Custer over and gave a single backrub to her, sealing the deal! Amy: “Oh thank the gods! I was worried I’d have to use my genie wish to be perma-plat!” (Actually, she did but that was just a contingency plan. )

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Opal also gave Amy her Bronze Cosmetics badge. Bah, that be copper petty cash, mate. Real pirates go for the gold! Amy: “Okay, YOU try making over everyone in the freaking neighborhood to get that gold badge!” Sorry Sally, but the only badges us kids can earn are gardening and fishing.  Amy: “My name’s not Sally!”

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When Amy transformed into a Family woman, she had only one desire, to get married, grow old with her husband, and celebrate her golden anniversary with a party. Of course, there was a slight problem. Amy: “Ugh! I got engaged to a troll!” Yep, Nawwaf was no longer her type, so she quickly called him up and broke off the engagement. (Actually, we used the Relationship Flags Apple object from Mod the Sims to eradicate all her crushes, loves, and her engagement to Nawwaf. He’s just ugly.)

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A little backstory here. I had Amy romance and propose to this dormie, Nawwaf Gray, because I was a little too sudden with the romance thing and just had everyone leap on the first two-bolter they met! I should have thought about that before rushing into the dates, because the two-bolts might have vanished during the aspirational change. Luckily for the Captain and Stella, their future spouses were so pretty and nice that I couldn’t break them up, though Captain did sow his manly oats on Angel. Me: “Hey, I like cheerleaders! I just don’t like them aging into adults and ending up as Llama mascots outside home!” Yeah… But for Amy, Nawwaf was gruesome and would make the Amy Juniors even scarier-looking! So…

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We used the Relationship Flags Cleaner Apple to nukify that engagement and feelings Amy and Nawwaf had. They’re still besties, but just cut off the romance. After searching around, she got engaged to a new fellow… Okay, so HE isn’t Prince Charming either, but at least his Goopy GilsCarbo face isn’t as ugly and he’s not Romance or a bad dresser like the real Goopy. This guy, socialite Gordon Wolosenko, is a very snooty Knowledge Sim and he’ll give Amy a lot of cash and is in a high-level business career, which will bring in more cash until we change his job to fit his LTW – unless he also wants to max all his skills. Well, looks like we’ve found our family who’s going to stick to three kids – unless Amy, like all Family Sims, rolls up the impossible desire to make 10 babies! Amy: “Not likely, me and Stella were talking and we came to a decision which we’ll let you know about later.”

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The last two years of college were pretty boring, so I’ll skip over them. Stella gave the others six Snapdragons each for their future homes, and kept six for herself. However, I screwed up with the Caprain, but that’s another story.

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Oh, and Chloe spooked Amy THRICE while she was trying to dig up the scratch for bills. *sigh* Chloe: “This is for greeting me and making me grab the cake, you slut! Booga booga booga!” Amy: “I’m NOT a slut! I just wanted best friends! Waaaah!!!” I guess the hauntings not be doing well with poor Amy, are they mate? Me: “Okay okay, I’ll call Amy and tell her to resurrect the girl! Sheesh! We just need to make sure she doesn’t get turned into a freaking zombie or have her personality reversed!” 

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Now that the three founders were finally qualified to be Strict Family Values Sims, it was time to make their college homes into the legacy fraternities or sororities… Me: “Greek House, Clank.” Whatever. Captain turned his place into the first Legacy Greek House.

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And Captain’s first pledge – Angel Pratt the cheer girl, of course! Angel: “Of course, I’ll do anything you want, CJ! Vo gerbits!” 

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Me: “Oh Angel, you’re such like your name! I would love so badly to tear off that uniform and pleasure you in ways that would drive you wild!” *gooses her* Angel: *giggle* “Ooooh… why not? I want to see what sort of man you are under your trousers!”  Me: “Because… wait a sec…” *cough cough CLANK!!!!!* What? This is getting fun!  Me: “Pony, get the kid outta here!”

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Ye cain’t do this to me, I be a pirate! Arrrr! I’ll get myyyyy… (Pony) He’s gone, CJ. Me: “So… let’s continue…” *makes out with Angel* “I can’t WooHoo you freely, Angel. I’m a Family guy, and I can only lose my virginity on my wedding night, and the one who is my future wife cannot be you. I am so sorry, but I promise you’ll get a lovely guy – maybe not handsome, but...” *makes out passionately with her* Angel: “Oh darling! I can’t control my grief that I can’t WooHoo you and yet I can’t control my hormones when you slide your tongue on my neck in that special way!” *passionate moan* Me: “Want to have more of that for the rest of my time here in La Fiesta Tech, Angel baby? Well…”

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(Pony) Of course, when Angel vowed to do whatever she was told, she wasn’t fudging kidding. Can I bring the kid back, or are you going to be doing more T-rated stuff again? Me: “Nah, Angel’s doing my term paper on the artistic history of porn – her suggested topic, not mine! - and I’m making flowers. Bring him back.” (Clank) Argh! That’s mutiny, Captain! You’re just lucky I only be your first mate! I may be a kid, but I be more mature than ye ever be! One of these days… Me: “You know what, you wanna emulate Rusty Pete? Fine. Two can play at that game!” 

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Me: “Hello, DJ Verse. Would you like to come in while I cook you a nice helping of chicken and waffles? They’re Good Eats, golden brown and delicious!”  Arrgh! NOOOOO! Not that! Anyone but that!  Me: (whispers) “You wanna be Rusty Pete? Well, I’ll be Alton Brown!”  Okay, let’s not be hasty, Boss. Truce? Me: “Only because I can’t emulate Alton Brown to save my life. Truce.”

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Of course, Boss had to get his Greek Letter from campus during his second affair date with Angel, but it was a lovely one, the Oresha! So he bought another Oresha and his house is now Oresha-Oresha. 

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Of course, the date was wonderful and Angel gave some treasure to the Captain. Me: “Another TV? I guess I could use it for my legacy home.” Oh yeah, forgot that your future wench gave you for your treasure trove, Captain!  Me: “Do you want me to rattle off the reasons why stuffing is evil, Clank?” Uh, sorry Boss! 

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And there was a burglary too! Me: “Yeah, didn’t see THAT coming until the cop gave me the reward. Stupid bandits! I had to Sim Blend away the freaking furious because the last thing I need is to constantly scowl and fume over Gordon King because he decided to hit Oresha-Oresha Evolution House.”  (Pony) Good thing they had an alarm or the house would have lost a few things. Aye, true that. No honor amongst pirates or thieves!

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But in the end, Angel finally returned and spent the next three hours cheering around the house, allowing her to become a true pledge as Captain was getting fit after all those Grilled Cheese sammies! Angel moved in with the same desire as the Captain – to have six little tykes to spoil at the family Christmas parties.  [Angel Pratt: Cancer, 1/5/6/2/8, Family/Grilled Cheese, LTW – Have Six Grandchildren, Turn-Ons: Charisma, Mechanical, Turn-Off: Formal Wear]

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Speaking of the holidays, it can’t be winter without freezing your bum off! Angel: “Brrr! I should have avoided hanging out with that guy in the snow!” (Pony) Yeah, Clank, why did you make her do that? We needed friends to get the House Rank up, Pony! After all, a true pirate gang has lots of members! Er, I mean, we need to change Angel out of that draft cheerleading uniform!

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(Pony) Are you sure it’s smart to dye Angel’s hair blonde, Clank? That would give CJ more chemistry with her, remember that you changed his turn-ons to blondes. No worries, Pony. I kept her natural hair color in her brows, so she’s technically still red-haired, the blonde hair is a dye so Captain will know she’s a carrottop Sally. (Pony) Isn’t her name… *headdesk* Pony! Sally is a piratical term… of course, the time I heard it used was in Quest for Booty when Slag and Darkwater called Talwynn that, so I’m not sure it’s accurate. I need to find an online pirate dialect phrase list…

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Oh, here’s why CJ wanted Angel to dress and wear her hair like that. Check the picture on the wall. (Pony) “What’s that?” A picture of Flonne the fallen angel from the Disgaea series, Pony. That’s a nifty funny tactical RPG series. (Pony) Uh… okay… Angel: “I’m supposed to look like this? Woot! She’s pretty!”

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Captain! I thought we had gotten rid of that obesity from all those sammies and now this! Me: “Ah come on, Clank. Pizza is the true Theobroma Cacao!” Chocolate? Me: “Food of the gods, didn’t you watch Alton talk about that?” *facepalm*

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Sorry, Captain, but I can’t allow you to clutter the place with your pizzas. (cancels Visit Campus action, making the pizza vanish)

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Don’t encourage him, Angel! (cancels interaction) Angel: “Aaaaw….” If you two need something to keep occupied so I can stop the annoying fetching of pizzas…

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Angel & I: *grumble grumble* Not my fault, Captain, Pony taught me the best on how to handle annoying free will actions like this.  (Pony) He’s a fast learner, CJ. Me: “Well, he is a miniature me…” (Author’s Note: Angel’s OTH is Arts/Crafts, and she’s got eight creativity points. Why did I bother getting a bronze flower-arranging badge? And I put the snapdragons I got from Stella all over Oresha-Oresha because I wanted to make my own. )

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Captain also tried to get captured by space pirates, but sadly, they didn’t see him on campus, which is busting the myth that young adults can get abducted. (Pony) “At least CJ got max in logic skill before he graduated by using the FarStar.” That he did.

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Of course, Angel had to convince her lover-boy to throw the mandatory toga party every Greek House has to throw, so he did – Angel was very convincing. He tried to invite his fiancee over but you know how downtownies are about parties in college spots, so only the other founders and DJ Verse attended. (Of course, nobody was outgoing enough to wear their unmentionables only, but then again, that might be for the best, one guy with four girls in nothing but nighties would get him hot and bothered! (Pony) It was nice to note that DJ verse was attending, so CJ fixed DJ… that’s pretty odd saying that. Yep, and Amy was able to makes friends with Angel as one of her future besties…

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So we could go visit Amy, get her to make her Greek House and introduce her old fiance to Angel for future romance! (Pony) What are you up to, Clank? *vile laugh* You’ll have to wait until Angel graduates, which won’t be until the first generation of kiddies comes to college, which won’t be for a while!  (Pony) Looks like you don’t mind your boss growing old and dying of old age, huh?  You just HAD to poop on the party, didn’t you? Equines do tend to be like that… (no offense, Pony! It came out!)

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Of course, there was the matter of bringing Chloe back from the underworld, but the Goddess of Luck kissed our lady that day and she got a second Treasure Chest to pay the hefty free for a complete resurrection! Chloe: “Yeah, I’m not dead anymore! Can I leave now?” Amy: “Nope, you have to placehold this Greek House and graduate like Angel Pratt.” Chloe: “I’m a playable now! Whee! Now I can max all my skills!” [Chloe Chambers: Sagittarius, 2/3/9/7/4, Knowledge-Romance, LTW – Max 7 Skills {what were the odds!}]

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And after stealing Amy’s Secret Society blazer, she made herself right at home skilling like a banshee.  Chloe: “Stole? Amy let me borrow this! Oh great, I am talking to imaginary pixies!” (Pony) Are you sure it’s okay to give Romance as Chloe’s secondary Aspiration, Clank? You know your handicap… Relax, Pony! She’s not part of the legacy family, so she can do what she wants… of course, we won’t let her WooHoo on the lot. If she wants to engage in lusty passion, she’ll have to do it downtown and face the wrath of the sea hag!

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Mrs. Crumplebottom: “Who are you calling a hag, you brat?” Oops, er… ah he he he! Moving on!

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Anyways, Amy got the charter to turn Single-Stage Stadium into Cham-Annya, the Greek House! Of course, Chloe was a member due to the Cowplant, but the devil’s in the details. 

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And since I wasn’t sure what major Chloe would work best with, I decided to let her degrade to Philosophy. In the meantime, she helped Amy get her Gold Cosmetology badge – that is, when either of them wasn’t in class or Chloe wasn’t busy skilling her bum off.

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She got the gold badge, but it cost Chloe quite a bit of dignity. Chloe: “Sheesh, Amy! You have me devoured by a Lagomophus and then you make me look like Kefka!” (Pony) Who? You’ve obviously never played Final Fantasy VI, Pony. Trust me, you don’t want to meet Kefka, he’s more insane than the Joker in the Batman mythos!

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Course, sometimes they stopped the long hours of Chloe’s makeover sessions so that Chloe could get some skill points and Amy got some more besties. After all, even though she was perma-plat(twice over thank to the genie the first time), that Impossible Want was tempting and she wanted to get a legacy bonus point. She got three more besties in her remaining time in college. (Pony) I thought you weren’t scoring. Er, no, but it’s the thought that counts. Stella got her Impossible Want picture for her Knowledge Secondary, and I expect we’ll have to fulfill all three of those founders when they roll up the Impossible Want for ten kidlets. Amy: “Yeah, I know Michelle! Don the Zombie has the best chili in any neighborhood!”

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Of course, Chloe needed a consort, so I decided the first person, man or woman, who wandered past would be her consort… and this lovely blonde, Lyndsay Goldman, was the lucky girl. (So what if it makes her gay? Pirates need to sow their sea oats regardless of their gender!) (Pony) I can see where you get the “mature kid” image, Clank. O_o I be a pirate, Pony, and pirates are all about the wenching and grog! ^_^

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Of course, that stupid cow had to mess up the meet-and-greet with a pillow fight! That scurvy wench was too much for me and that was the last straw… (Pony) Clank! Don’t do it, CJ will never forgive you for abusing the powers he gave---

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~ ZOTZ!!!~ (Pony) Too late. 

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Chloe: “Wanna play kicky bag, Lyndsie?” Thanatos: Oh great, I can’t believe you started using the Death Creator already… wait, you’re not the Chairman! Yeah, didn’t he tell you he’s a legacy founder now? Thanatos: Didn’t get the memo. My staff is crazy right now. I just hope this doesn’t become a habit. Don’t worry, we’ll rez her back… wait, neither of them know the cow, so we can’t rez her. Oops. 

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Cow Mascot Ghost: “Moooo…” * Everyone headdesks at my stupidity *

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Me: “Clank, I hated the cow as much as you do with her showing up and staying until the dogs are hung, but that’s NO excuse to use the Death Creator! Worse, you didn’t think to get that cow mascot’s number so you’re stuck with a cow ghost in that house! ” I’m sorry, Captain! I moved her tombstone to Gothier Greens downtown, nobody will notice with all the other tombs. Me: “No excuses! Now I have to punish you with Consequence Action #532…” No! Not that! *wail* Wait… I haven’t seen that one before…

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*screams* Me: “He he he, if I have to streak, the others have to streak too! My shame is to be shared!” *vile laugh* I’m sorry Captain, I won’t spawn the Death Creator or Tombstone anymore unless I get the okay from Pony!  (Pony) That was not a nice thing to do, CJ! Me: “Clank needs to learn that Boolprop, like Simselfitude, is a gift, not to be abused. If I have to scar him for life to teach him that, so be it.” 

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Ahem! After that – er – disturbing incident, I need to go to Stella and check things out with her. (Pony) She’s pretty boring. Well, yeah, but she did found the final Legacy Greek House, The Legendary Lair of Nagred-Var. 

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(Pony) You are not even going to tell how you helped Chloe out after she was the womrat for Amy’s salon chair to get Amy’s gold cosmetics badge? Nah, it took hours of real time to get. Besides, she’s just a placeholder. I did have Amy take her to Desirable Discourse to max out all the book-learning skills – Mechanical, Cooking, and Cleaning. All the others were trained for at the house, though. I did want Chloe to get perma-plat, but I didn’t want to waste play time on the hobby lots again. (Pony) Good point! Still, I was shocked to see her Mechanical skill rising so quickly. Two seconds after she got one mechanical point, bam, she gets another! That was amazing!

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Besides, hobby lot time doesn’t help you keep platinum unless you want to skill, and Chloe didn’t. She just wanted to date and have many lovers. So I had to have her date Lyndsay many many times. (Pony) I knew giving her Romance as a secondary was a stupid idea… Oh shut up! Just for that, I am revoking my decision to let you have any semblance of cereal, and we have Cinnamon Chex for the holidays! *raspberry* (Pony) *cries* Me: “Okay, play nice you two!”

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Of course, I was surprised that, despite having only one a single bolt and barely in love, Chloe was able to successfully pop the question to Lyndsay! Lyndsay: “Oh yes, Chloe-chan! I would LOVE to marry you! We could run an orphanage for unwanted babies and adopt adopt adopt! *squeal*” (Pony) Seems that they don’t know about the “All Pregnancy Hack” think CJ installed. Yeah, but I’m not going to be cruel to those two, maybe only have each of them get pregnant once. Lynds’s a Fortune Sim, and I’ll make Chloe Fortune two, so having babies, not their cup of tea.

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Of course, we’ve got rules to follow around here, and though Amy was not allowed to obey her urges to do the nasty with Gordon on their second date, for my eyes, I let Chloe finally lose her innocence to Lynds, but ONLY if they went downtown. Crumplebottom did show up and I feared her purse, which would kill the dream date, but she just yelled at Chloe for being in her gym clothes. Say what? The nice thing was, this shaved off a lot of pledge time and Lynds became the second pledge for C.A. easily, ready to move in when it was time for Chloe to graduate. (Of course, that meant she’d be leaving Chloe hanging for years, but then again, ex-placeholders will be in Limbo for as long as we want, so it’s not a big deal, saavy?)

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But back to Stella! She got the yen to sew, and I began to worry because we hadn’t found a placeholder for her house yet, and she was going to be a senior soon! And then this girl walked by, Andrea Woods. Very plain Jane, if you ask me. (Pony) Better than Tosha Blazeij. 

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It took a bit of work, but Andrea got pledged in after another failed garden club inspection – grrrr, blimey lot! – and when Stella wanted a toga party of her own, she invited her fiance Kevin(who I couldn’t break him up with, he’s so nice and handsome) and pledged him in too! Although, to be honest, he’s never moving in.

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(Pony) Looks like your Boss is on the hookah, Clank. We pirates loves our grog, Pony! 

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After kicky bag with Angel and a quickie date with her love, Stella got the party to Roof Raiser, something Captain couldn’t do despite all his efforts. (Pony) If he had gone on a date with Angel that might have changed. True true, but in truth Captain realized that…

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…his heart always be with Camryn, so another date was in order.

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Stella finally managed to get the pledge period ended because, even though it didn’t look like it, Andrea and Kevin never left the lot even though everyone else did. With that, Andrea was moved in! [Andrea Woods: Virgo, 9/2/6/3/5, Knowledge/Popularity, LTW = Become Education Minister]

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A little makeover and change of wardrobe was in order, mind you, but in the end, she was the loveliest of the three. (Pony) Despite the nose. Yes, despite the nose.  [The custom hair is worn by the Simself of Orikes, writer of The Psuedo Legacy, which inspired me to get over my damn self and not worry what people thought about me cheating on the sly in my legacies.]

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The stupid garden club inspection failed again. “Wah wah wah, you don’t have enough decorations!” Blimey, you curs! We can’t put the Taj Mahal in that tiny space! 

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Eventually, all three of the founders graduated Summa Cum Laude, highest honors in the university! First up was the Captain, who was against a party, but was told that graduation parties were also mandatory. As you can see, my Boss is NOT a fan of throwing Sims 2 parties because he sucks at them. But you’ve now got me, the party kid, in the house, and every party will be good or else I’ll run them through on my blade! Arrrrrrrr!!!

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The party was thrown a bit early for Camryn, who was at work, but thankfully we have a mod installed that tells when to call back and when 3:00 rolled around a few minutes later… Camryn: “I’m so sorry I was at work, CJ! I knew you wanted me to celebrate your graduation, because now…” Me: “Yeah, we’re going to have lots of babies. How’s a whopping eleven appeal to you?”  Camryn: “Oh my Chrissy, I’d get pregnant 100 times for you!!!” ^_^ Me: “Actually, eleven is fine, and you will only get knocked up ten times, I’ll…” *glares*

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Of course, I had to give the Captain his sending off in style! He’s my Boss, ya know! Me: *sweatdrop* “I’m a bit modest, Clank.” He grew up in a decent pinstripe suit. Me: “I hate suits! As soon as I get played, I’ll go shopping for more comfortable clothes! If I had to raise all this kidlets, I want to be comfortable doing it!” 

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Cham-Annya was played next and, miracle of miracless, Chloe actually got her LTW too! I admit it, I helped her out a little – placeholders deserve a nice life even if it’s in limbo after they graduate in a motherlode manor.

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Amy had the mandatory toga party too – Angel and the others cornered Captain and ordered him to throw one mandatory toga party each generation because “all the famous legacies are having toga parties!” Amy, on the other had, loved the chance to raise the roof. Of course, I had to tease her a bit – yes, this is a modded FarStar that allows you to abduct Sims at will. I had to find out whether young adults were capable of being abducted or if it’s a myth. MYTH BUSTED!!!!! I could SO be part of the Mythbusters build team, Kary and Jess are so… *romantic sigh* 

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Of course, being the geeky Knowledge girl she is, Chloe just HAD to try it out for herself and as soon as she got her LTW and the ability to summon aliens… Chloe: “Eek! I change my mind! Waaaaah!!!!” (Three hours later) Chloe: “Ooh, I’ve got a hernia!”  Well, that’s Myth Busted on both accounts – as long as you can summon aliens, you’re golden! Oh, and the toga party was a roof-raiser, so that made Amy happy too. She immediately wanted another toga party! Popularity Sims.

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Amy pledged in a cheerleader of her own, Kendra Shaw, for placeholder #2 for when Chloe graduates when her kids come to Cham-Annya. [Kendra Shaw: Capricorn, 4/6/5/3/7, Fortune/Knowledge, LTW = Become City Planner] She declared a Math Major immediately. Kendra: “Sine! Cosine!”

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And it looks like Kendra’s found her ugly Prince Charming, this walkby dormie called JJ Ray. She admired him while cleaning up the place. The custom hair is from another site but it suits her. Of course, she met him as Amy was finishing her time here in college…

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She graduated Summa Cum Laude, of course, and she demanded a party. She’s still half Popularity, you know!

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And she invited the others and a couple of friends like Opal – her memorial 20th bestie - and Lyndsay(who Chloe tried to date but Lyndsay had to go to class, grumble grumble grumble) and Captain came too, despite having graduated! I thought you couldn’t be contacted without a phone, Captain! Me: “Hello, I have a cell!” Oh right.

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Amy gave a little present to CJ. No, get yer mind out of the gutter! Me: “A genie lamp? Don’t you need it?” Amy: “Nah, me and Stella agreed that when we were drafted into this triple legacy and learned about how many kids our families would have as opposed to yours, we decided to only have the mandatory three kids. That way our lots won’t be as important and will be played less so your kids will get to go to college sooner than ours. We don’t need a huge mansion for our kids while you will.”

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Of course, Amy was given a gift too! Chloe: “Here, Ames. I just got the urge to make toys like Santa’s elves and I want you to have these two cute toys that I’m sure your little nooboos will love! It’s a fire truck and jack-o-box!”  Amy: “Chloe, thank you!”

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The score wasn’t rising very fast, so Amy and Chloe interacted with the guests – Angel and Lyndsay left the party. Stella: “I am all but ready to begin this adventure. I am still intelligent, but I am dominated by a soft maternal nature which will be used to help my future husband Kevin raise our children.” Amy: “Yeah… you know I’m so glad I dumped that ugly block-faced troll, Nawwaf! I have two bolts for him, but he’s Uglacy material! Gordon’s got the Goopster face, but heck, at least he’s not eager to jump in the sack like Goopy is! I can’t wait for you to graduate so the Chairman’s kid can start us on the baby-making!” 

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Chloe: “Wow that’s a lot to take in! You, Ames, and Stella are all going to live in separate houses for the rest of your lives and raise big families named after these poopie men…” Me: “Pokemon. I know Zishou doesn’t air the anime, but sheesh, the Internet should have lots of sites on Pokemon by now considering the upcoming release of Heart Gold and Soul Silver for the DS!” Chloe: “What’s a DS?” *laughs* “Sorry about that. I’m suer that your kids will teach us all about these amazing creatures you like so much and you invite me to all your kids’ birthday parties and your wedding!” Me: “Well, we’ll see. Vo gerbits!” 

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I need to go back a bit, Boss… Amy and Chloe were constantly visiting campus and bringing in all sorts of junk from the dump, I don’t get why I had to put it in Amy’s inventory?” Me: “Let’s say it’ll save money on furnishings. Besides, this house was one of my favorites! All me and Angel went out for was pizza! Yuck! We don’t need all that pizza! This house actually had the members visit campus and come back with treasures! And its rank is only two while ours was five!” Four after you left, Boss. Me: “Relax, my kids will get it to Level 6 when they arrive!”

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Of course, the party ended as a roof-raiser with the usual blackmail evidence. *snicker* Me: “Don’t you DARE! I just thought Chloe was cute. Lyndsay’s a lucky lady to have committed to her.” Yeah, whatever keeps you up at night, Captain.  Oh, you want to see what Amy popped into as an adult? Okay, fine… Amy: “NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!”

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Amy: *sob* “This is…” It’s beautiful, Amy. Just the sort of thing to grow old in.  Amy: “I’m going to fine better clothes when I land on my lot!” Yeah, the same thing was uttered by my Boss, but okay. I’m not going to make you wear that for all 30 days of your adulthood… and you won’t get any Elixir! Your LTW, remember? Amy: “Yeah, I want to get old and crusty with Gordon.”

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(AUTHOR NOTE: You may wonder why the others didn’t see Amy off. Well, I have a mod that nukes the run up and wave bye-bye when someone moves out. I didn’t care about it, but it does get rid of the crowding into a tiny room to say good-bye to the Sim leaving the lot which results in ugly foot stomping and screaming.) Avast, seems that Chloe and Kendra are getting along great! They’ll be fine until Amy’s kids come to pledge to the Greek House of Cham-Annya! …. I’m a wee bit envious that I won’t be able to grow up and have fun in college. Me: *thinks*

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Finally, Stella… at long last, I played her until she was ready to graduate. I really hated that garden because of the stupid Garden Club. I was beginning to loathe those jerks! If it wasn’t for the amazing wishing well – which I can’t use as I’m just a stupid kid! – I would have given up on them a long time ago! Luckily, after adding a forest of fruit trees, enough statues to make the Smithsonian call me out on grand theft, and a Motherlode to pay for this all, Allyn *bleep*head FINALLY decided to give Stella the Well. We’ll probably try the Garden Club again, when we get the main lots and have bigger lots and more money to pay for epic gardens. I decided that the wishing well can stay here for future generations who want a little romance.

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Oh, and to add fuel to the fire, guess where Allyn dumped my prize? On the other side of the building! Thanks a lot! It’s the plank for you, missy! Arrrr avast! 

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But that’s okay because the first customer of this magical wishing well was Andrea the placeholder, who got her first kiss from this guy. Yummy, now she’ll smell liked dead roaches for weeks. After a passionate first date with a lot of backrubs, butt groping and pinching, and pawing each other while locking tongues… (Pony) Geeesh! You sure talk a lot older than you are, Clank! I be a pirate, Pony. Pirate talk is full of raunchy language. 

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Sadly, date curfew hit and Robi broke off the date.  So Andrea cleverly arranged another date with her sweetheart in the downtown spa, where they had lots of lusty liaisons in the steamy hot tub. I won’t say any more, but I had cleverly hidden a camera to peruse later with my own little pirate princess so when I get the grow-up process perfected, me and her can make out in the hot tub as well! (Pony) Claaank… Uh oh, I be busted! 

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Anyways, as I was saying, the second date ended with Andrea binding herself to the exterminator. Ick. Andrea: “I don’t care if you’re always covered in roach guts, Robi! I promise you’ll never have to worry about being married into a legacy where you’d end up as a pink ghost who died by ghost fright! We’ll just be living together as man and wife and I wouldn’t mind having one of your babies as long as you get probed for me!” Robi: “Hey what?” (Can’t remember the legacy that happened in, but poor exterminator Robi Charvat here got killed by fright.)

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Of course, he accepted a life of marriage as the well bewitched him to fall madly in love with her on their first kiss and she with him. Avast, what a cursed device! I’ll never allow it to snare me! (Pony) Of course not, because you’re always going to be a kid, bucko.  Robi: “I don’t know who spoke, my butterfly, but even if the well hadn’t brought us together, the thought that we have a love for weird stuff is cool! I’d glad get my butt violated by alien probes and bear their spawn for you!”  Oh yeah, he’s a Knowledge Sim too. Figures! He also rolled up the weird want to get married to Andrea, no engagement want.

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And since Andrea’s turn-ons are face-paint and swim trunks(probably in her perverted mind tight swim briefs that show off a guy’s package erotically), Robi was brought back to the lot and made-over so he’s now as sexy as he’ll ever be to our placeholder – they’re still not three bolts, but that’s probably zodiac compability and we can’t do jack about that. Fine with us, three-bolters are annoying.  Oh, wait, this is about Stella, right? Okay, back to her…

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Actually, who cares a dingo’s spleen? She doesn’t need to be maintained much at all since all she needs to do is attend class and do her term paper to get her GPA up. In her free time she gets badges. She’s almost at the gold pottery badge now. *yawn* She also calls all her friends to make them besties. Stella: “Then ultra speed me!” Look, I want to get to the legacies proper as much as you do, but ultra speed is napalm if you aren’t careful! 

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I hate saying this, but the placeholder here is far more interesting than the founder!  Like here, Andrea was given the Popularity Aspiration for her secondary and rolls up wants to have many best friends, so since it was 24 hours since the romance wish that got Andrea her true love, she wished for friends and bam! Pow! Three fellow dormies are summoned and with just a friendly hug, they’re under her thumb and she’s fulfilled a big want for three best friends! Amy Johnson: “I can’t help it, Andrea’s da bomb!” Stacy Satander: “For-shooky!” *fingergun*

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Did I mention that Andrea’s now single-handedly the sole mascot for Nagred-Var? No, well, it’s now at max level thanks to all her friends. Okay, so Stella got a few besties herself, but she was jealous of Andrea so she went Downtown to clear her head and get a stiff drink. She swiftly got bombed in depression. Stella: “How did Andrea get more popular than me?” *hic* ????: “Hey, girlfriend. You look down and drunk as a skunk!”

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Stella: “Huh, who shaid that?” *hic hic* ???: “Over here, girlfriend. Across the bar.”

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Stella: “Hey, you look weirdsh… what’s your namesh?” *hic* Purple-haired Woman: “I’m Fuzzy.” Stella: “Yeah, you look sort of fuzshi with the beer goggles…” *belch* Fuzzy: “No, that’s my name. Sheesh, you sure look bombed! Bad relationship drive you to drink?” Stella: *sad nod*

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Fuzzy: “Hey, join the club! My friends ditched me on a beach to watch over some stupid portal to our world. Say, you wouldn’t know anything about us Simselves, would you?” Stella: “Never sheard of shem…” *giggle* “Say, you look pretty cute in that purpash hair… how about we get to know each other better… ha ha ha…”

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Fuzzy: “You really shouldn’t tease me like that, kiddo. I’m very dangerous when teased.” Stella: “I’m not teashing, I’m serish! Come on, give me some luvin!”

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Fuzzy: “Oh vey, now I know you’re stoned! Hands off the goods, girlfriend!” Stella: *giggle* “You called me girlfriend… that mean we’re serish lovers?” *hic* Fuzzy: “Lady, I can see that ring on your finger, and even if I was gay, which I am not, I’d never move on an engaged woman, no matter how hot and sober she is!” Stella: “Aw, you’re no fun!” *sulk*

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Fuzzy: “WHAT? You’re clearly boozed up! You should go home and get some rest before you do something you’ll make both of us regret, okay? Get a cab and sleep it off!” Stella: “Er…”

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Stella: Oh god… what have I done? I almost had an affair on Kevin! He’d never forgive me if he walked in now!

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Stella: “You’re right, Fuzzy… I am drunk. I got stupidly drunk because I was jealous of Andrea and Clank putting her on a pedestal. That wasn’t reasonable, and I almost ruined my upcoming wedding with Kevin over that. Thanks for being understanding… can we be friends?” Fuzzy: “Well, I haven’t got a phone, but when I do, I’ll chat you up until we’re friends, ‘kay?” Stella: “Thanks, Fuzzy. I’ll get a cab and go back home… I think I’m gonna be sick to my stomach… urgh… no wonder CJ hates booze! I’ll stick with soda from now on.” Little did Stella know that the kiss she gave Fuzzy was going to cause her a lot of grief after her graduation… for Fuzzy was not an ordinary sim, but a Simself of a real person…

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Stella: “Urk! Fuzzy was right, I am drunk! I think I’ll sleep it off.” No, it wasn’t just the night after, my friends… but that’s for the next part… (Pony) Clank, you can stop being melodramatic. I know what you did and why. Aw, can’t I have a little drama in this story? 

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The next night, Stella and Andrea made peace, and so did I. Stella even told Andrea to try out the eggplant juice and taught her how to make it.

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Andrea: “Yum, tastes like… baba ganouche!” And I didn’t need to waste time skilling Andrea like I did with Stella as eggplant juice is a shot in the arm for freebie skill points. Of course, Stella has 64 eggplants in her inventory for when she has kids and is too busy to skill them. 

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And there was another mascot brawl. *sigh* But the rest of the college years for Stella were pretty much boring after that, because Stella didn’t need to do much more, just keep her grades up. I finally submitted to Ultra Speed because I wanted to get the legacies underway.

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Of course, there was the obligatory founder portraits. I didn’t forget to have them painted at all! (For some reason, the window glitches in this lot and makes the painting transparent if the easel is in front of it. )

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Andrea: “So… you’re going to graduate soon. Then, when you do, you’ll start your legacy family with Amy and CJ.” Stella: “Yes, that is why my last name was changed from Terrano to Tenrai. I like this surname better. My father… well, I do not remember him very well, but I believe the past is only revelant in understanding the mistakes needed to be avoided in the future. It is what lies ahead that matters. Andrea, I hope you have a wonderful life with your bug-killer boyfriend.” Andrea: “Thank you! If it hadn’t been for you stopping me in front of this place and helping me with my homework, I might have never been anything more than a faceless dormie and would have never had this cool hair or love!”

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Stella: “Andrea… I have a confession to make. Last night I had a hangover because I got stinking drunk out of jealousy towards you. You got to use the well twice and I didn’t get to use it once, and here I was thinking about my marriage to Kevin and…” Andrea: “What? You EARNED that well with the magical help of your master! He let me use it because I was lonely, but you… you should go and use that well right now for whatever you want!” Stella: Thank you… I must invite to my wedding party! *wipes away a tear* D’aw, how warm and fuz—I mean, fluffy! ^_^

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Stella: “Hmmm… what do I wish for? I don’t need best friends, I have ten already including my fellow founders. I don’t need love, I have Kevin who will be my husband and make me heavy with his children. I don’t need cash… that’s irrevelant when I graduate… I know!” “Magical well which frustated the Creator to get you legit… I wish that Andrea will have plenty of children who will give her a legacy family of her own.”

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Spirit of the Well: Who do you I am, God? Here, take this little gift and don’t ask me to do miracles again! *thud* Stella: “What an unfriendly well. This is Christmas time!” Spirit of the Well: Woman, when you control the power to make wishes come true, you come back to me and make me grant that stupid unrealistic wish of yours, got it? (Oh boy, that spirit has a death wish – he obviously doesn’t know that Stella’s going to have descendant whose name is connected to a Wishing Pokemon… Oh, he is so going to pay; first making me sweat blood for him and now this!)

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Of course, I let Andrea use the well again for friends. Not because she needs any more besties – she didn’t roll up any wants for 10 best friends – or anything, but it’s so that when Stella leaves after her grad party, Nagred-Var won’t lose its high ranking and drop to Level 5 like the others dropped. NV has a rep to maintain as being an awesome sorority! Christy Todd: “Hey, this is so cool… did you know that we have an infinite amount of dopplegangers? I know because one of mine got turned into a playable minion of some evil elf witch in some idiot’s legacy! He he he, I pity the poor sap! She should have turned and fled for her life when that weirdo came to her!” (You want to know who that evil elfin witch is? Go read the Pseudo Legacy, written by Orikes as I said before when discussing her hair, and meet Kirstial Legacina… not like she’d ever show up in Zishou! No way!)

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15 hours and counting down… GAWD THIS IS BOOOOORING! I could be playing Ratchet & Clank and beat Hard Mode by now!  Stella: “I know, uh… who are you?” Just call me, uhm… Chairkid! Stella: “Yes, Chairkid, it is hard to wait for the final exam since I’m already going to ace it, and it’s taking forever to get this gold pottery badge, but we must perserve.”

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But through careful ultra-speeding, Stella FINALLY graduates Summa Cum Laude and throws her own party, and she gets to invite her fiancee because he attends college too, woot! Poor Amy couldn’t invite Gordon to hers because he probably had to work and we would have had to invite him over seperately… well, the party’s aren’t ending anytime soon as we’ll have weddings for our trio!

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Of course, we needed a final party with the other founders invited. (I made sure to exit and go to Zishou to put Amy on her legacy lot first.) And we could invite Kevin over as he was also in college! Yayso!

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Of course, we had to bring in a second placeholder so that someone could take over when Andrea graduates… and I felt that it would only be fair to have a fellow LFT Sim Binner be it because Stella used to be one herself. 

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Marla Biggs: “Wow, I can’t believe three new Greek Houses rose up almost overnight, and there’s this coolio geeky sorority called Nagred Var, hosted by my old friend Stella Terr– oh, seems she had a family name change, so she’s Stella Tenrai! Well, it doesn’t matter, I have to be a part of Nagred-Var! (makes a quick call) Marla Biggs: “Crappy dorms, sayonara!” 

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Stella: “Marla! It’s been a zorlak’s age! What brought you out of Sim Limbo!” Marla: “I was put here by a strange force… he said something about placeholding your house!” Stella: “Great, we need another placeholder! Of course, we have to put you through the test and all that, Greek House Honor Rules, and all that rot. I’m going to be a founder of a legacy soon, graduating in a few hours.” Marla: “Wow, you’re even a legacy founder? I thought we were disqualified from that.” Stella: “Chairkid, the writer, rewrote the legacy rules for his tastes. Those official rules are just guidelines to him.”

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Marla: “Wow, you’re pretty! Can I have awesome hair like that when I join?” Andrea: “Sure, we’ll get rid of those drab piggytails and give you kicking clothes when you move in!” (Get used to this scenario, you’ll see it every generation when each kid gets pledged to the legacy Greek Houses.)

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Stella: “Congrats! You’re in! Get your things packed and come see us!” Marla: “Thanks, we geeks have to stick together.” So, the legacy rules have been rewritten, huh? This will be fun! *wicked giggle*

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And so Marla’s pledged and we will move her in once Andrea’s ready to graduate. I had a cool sub-scene where Marla flirts with Kevin and invokes jealousy, but I’m not that good as jealousy sub-plots, they suck and the poor victims get furious at each other with my luck.

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Regardless, Stella finally got her hot loving and shot the party score up to roof-raiser. I even let the guests eat the pizza I couldn’t stop Stella from bringing to the house! Hey, free refreshments means less need for snack platters! (Not like we don’t like to entertain, just that we never had to! ) Stella: “So, my love, are you prepared to move in with me, exchange rings and banned4lyfe bodily fluids, and get me as the humans say ‘knocked up with nooboos’ to create a famous legacy that will be talked about for eternity?” Kevin: “I don’t know how you can kill the romance here, but if it means I get to leve college and join you in wedded bliss until we crustify and get taken away by the Grimster with cocktails, sure thing Stell! *sigh*”

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And there you go! In the immortal words of Captain Copernicus Leslie Qwark… “Project Red Shirt is a GO!” (Pony) Uh, you don’t know what a Red Shirt is, do you Clank? Sure I do, but the phrase was awesome so hey, why not? Anyways, it’s about time we got this project underway, so we’ll have to end this part now and get to the next, where we start playing the families! (Pony) Sweet, I can’t wait to see the Pokemon kids! ^_^ Stella: *growl* “Speak for yourself, I’m the worst fashion disaster of the three of us, growing up in GYM WEAR!!!” Relax, Stella, we’ll get you three to Cold Issue ASAP.

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Happy Holidays to everyone who read this, sorry I couldn’t put any holiday CC here. I’ll try to get some in by the third part, as the three families will get to celebrate Christmas. (Pony) Well, I’ve got my present… there Remington, now I’ll just call you Ambiclone! (Remington) How did I get roped into this lovely woman’s web? *groan* I look like a dork. Hey, what are you looking at? This part’s over! The next part will come out on New Year’s Eve! Sheesh, impatient!

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Happy Holidays 2009 Art from the Serebii.net 2009 Advent Calendar