Dreams of electric sheep :Dreams of electric sheep An Alphabet Legacy by AgentClank (Prelude Backstory)


Author’s Notes: :Author’s Notes: Yes, we’re doing another Alphabet Legacy. However, thanks to LittleNemo (who writes the Far Away From Eden Apocalypse which is entangled in an evil subplot right now) and his encouragement and pointing out Orikes(and her ongoing Psuedo Legacy), I am finally able to put all my chips on the table. Here are some things you must know before you click on the links in the thread and blog which host this story: I am not abandoning any projects I have ongoing and I will update them. For example, my Who’s Your Daddy Challenge in my custom hood Akai-Tsuki. I just dabble in this pet project when I get bored with my other projects, usually playing a week or at a time. As said, this is a pet project with a plotty background like the Bookacys or Obsessions. Think of it an unofficial legacy. I can’t follow the “no cheats or hacks rules” because I have several hacks I cannot live without. Therefore I am not scoring and bending rules which would conflict with the enjoyment. My style of play involves abuse of MaxMotives, but I am trying to fix this.


Slide 3:That said, I am using all expansions and starting this in Belladonna Cove. (I had other plans for it, but meh. I like the place. ) I also installed all the stuff packs I have manuals for and aren’t defective; this includes Bathrooms & Kitchens, Glamour Life, and Teen Style Stuff. I also have Mansions & Gardens, but until Pescado updates his phone hack to not glitch with it, I am not using it. Sorry, the constant sniffing the air and shielding their eyes as they exit a building gets annoying after a while. Even though I said this is unofficial and will not bend the “no cheats or hacks” rule, I will be usually the most current version of the official Legacy Rules and following the spirit of them as best I can. Since this is an Alphabet Legacy, I will also be obeying the main rules there; that includes three kids per generation, no less. Disclaimers: All characters I use the names of are the property of Nippon Ichi, Square-Enix & Tri-Ace, and Level 5. I do not own these characters! I hope you enjoy this little backstory I made to give a sort of excuse to do this. (Apologies to LucyPeppeR or anyone whose Simselves I abuse; it’s nothing personal, but the story demands it. You’ll be restored after the legacy is over, or sooner depending on the story’s flow – I don’t want to make you spend years of real life in your “current” condition. Also, I am not mocking the Obsessions by making fake ones. They will all be gone.


Slide 4:Somewhere in Belladonna Cove, a wolf howls long and low….


Slide 5:Random townie: “Oh, this is so not good! I have a feeling a dread and horror in my bones! I bet we’re all going to be turned into werewolves, vampires, or zombies… or something WORSE!!!! AAAAH!!!” (My apologies to BlueBerryPie360 for “borrowing”this panel off his work, Back to the Basics. It fits the mood I’m trying to set perfectly! )


Slide 6:Somewhere in a deserted island somewhere miles out in the ocean, just in sight of Belladonna Cove…


Slide 7:Mysterious Woman: “Daddy, I’m back from a long hiatus and I totally had The Chairman nuke another Apcoalypse attempt.” Dark Evil Thing: Excellent. Though I would have preferred you had made sure that The Chairman had completely given up on this dimension and allowed me to invade and infect it with anti-life when you had the chance! I didn’t create you frrom that stupid woman whose computer I infected and whose booze-loving, pirate-crazy Simself I raped to conceive you, only to MISERABLY FAIL!!! Jaki Koujo, the woman: “I’m so sorry, daddy! I tried my best by hacking into his Spore account and invoking the powers I inherited from you to completely erode his Vista operating system! I thought was I was totally successful when I blocked his attempt to re-install this dimension by jamming his CD-drive’s read capability so he couldn’t install the expansions and he resorted to installing that Daemons Tools Lite app, whose mandatory reboot function allowed me to break past his flimsy firewalls…”


Slide 8:Dark Evil Thing: That’s no excuse, daughter! You should have known that his computer is far better quality than my former Creator’s! The latest expansions have auto-patchers that prevent the things that allowed me to wreck havoc on the Servos! Jaki: “Well, duh! I know that! But The Chairman isn’t your ex-creator Daddy!” DET: “Don’t call me that! I am a being of anti-life! I gave you the power of the Trojan Virus code! You should not have failed so miserably! He shouldn’t have been so disillusioned he would have surrender his reality to us!” Jaki: “Sorry, I didn’t mean… yeah, don’t you think I KNOW that, duh! But I almost succeeded!”


Slide 9:DET: “ALMOST only counts in horseshoes, nuclear strikes, and computer crashes, my child! You had your chance and you fail beyond a doubt!” MW: “Okay give me a break, daddy!” DET: “STOP CALLING ME THAT!” *lightning and tremors* MW: “Okay, okay, is ‘dad’ okay? *sigh* Look, I had no idea that The Chairman had a father too and his dad had friends who owed him a favor and were skilled in purging my power! I was lucky that they backed up all the old files so I could hide there!” “Of course, sadly, I’m sure he’s closing his Spore page right now and throwing away those games, so we won’t be able to take that tactic again. It’s a one-trick pony. Buuuuuut… I did manage to glitch his reality up when he had Mansions & Gardens installed so he won’t be using that add-on anymore!” DET: “Fool. You realize that every failure you have alerts him to our presence. If you remain reckless like this, he will no doubt get suspicious and try to find out what is doing these glitches, and then... The Chairman has read about my attempts on the Servo family. He will no doubt contact my former Creator and they will work on a way to banish me from both of their computers forever!” MW: Relax, dad! I’ve got a foolproof plan to buy us time while I try another attempt on his operating system!


Slide 10:DET: Is it foolproof? The more time we buy, the better. MW: “It’s all set up! It was so easy! I got inspired after reading another Creator’s work, a legacy that took her over two years of real life! That plenty of time for you?” DET: Yes, quite ample, but I heard that this Creator had tried to do legacies sand failed. MW: “Yes, yes, but this time I have a way to MAKE him try again. Have you ever heard of the Obsessions? Well, one sub-plot was a terrorist sub-plot, where the Creator’s clone army of Simselves were killed off. I plan on doing something similar and I found and obtained the perfect leader of that ‘revenge’ army… hee hee hee!”


Slide 11:DET: Tessa Ramirez of Bluewater? Why her? MW: “Easy! I also read that she was the founder of an Apocalypse by this guy called Pumpkinpie or somebody, and I just logged her onto the computer, opened up the story, and bam! Her reaction was priceless as she saw what that Creator did to her, making her into a vampire and then killing her with sunlight after making her suffer through an Apocalypse! It was only a small bit of mind-rape like Wiseman did with Chibi-Usa in Bishoujo Senshi Sailor Moon R, the anime, to make her believe that her parents had set this all up for her future! She feel for it like a sack of rocks!” *laugh*


Slide 12:MW: “Even more fun was watching her transform after she willingly killed her own parents under my coercion! Once she turned into a teenager with the blood of her parents – and I manipulated my genetics to get a little “gift” from the Grimster while he was busy with the Ramirez parents - I infected her with the viral code to make her our little pawn! *cackle* I also used that infection to change her Aspiratons to that of a teenage vamp, Knowledge primary and Romance secondary. In other words, our own version of BLACK LADY!!” DET: Well, I cannot chide you for deviousness and cleverness, Jaki. But still, how will some corrupted pixelated playable former-child be of use to us? She is still a teenager and not capable of breeding.


Slide 13:MW: “Oh come on, daddy! Don’t be so stupid!” DET: I HAVE THE INTELLIGENCE OF A MILLION COMPUTERS! I AM A GOD! DON’T MOCK ME!!! MW: *gulp* “Okay, once she was corrupted, I told her to move into a small house of her own and give her the skills she needed to spawn all those guys we needed to invade Veronaville with a Sim Cloner, clone our hostage, and… you know… hold her hostage! I was smart enough to corrupt Tessa with the code in a way that it wouldn’t kill her. Remember how you turned that placeholder into a vampire? Well, I made a Vamplant Tessa so she wouldn’t die if she was exposed to the sun too long, just knocked out. Oh, and even though The Chairman has a hack to allow up to 30 Sims and 20 pets per lots, I moved Tessa out and had her come back to live with while she helped me raise her future Reaper child boyfriend!


Slide 14:MW: “Very soon, The Chairman will have no choice but to obey us and, while he’s busy with his new ‘pet project’ fulfilling our demands, I’ll be busy looking for a way to corrupt his computer again!” DET: “Perfect! Your plan sounds flawless… however, having dealt with the Servos for so long, I know that it’s not a good idea to be reckless. Wasting your abilities in order to eliminate the dimensions too early only causes complications. Be wary.” MW: “Oh totally, but I promise, The Chairman’s toast!” *evil cackle*


Slide 15:Somewhere in Bluewater Village, in a nice quiet shanty… actually, the former Landgrabb manor…


Slide 16:Reporter: “We interrupt your regularly scheduled program for a special report– another resident of Bluewater Village has mysterious disappeared - this time , the famous baker and skirt chaser Gilbert Jacquet. His elderly grandmother, Denise, is in tears, fearing the worst.. To make matters worse, the J’Adore Bakery has been repossessed by the Village Congress and ownership has been transferred to… get this, Tessa Ramirez, whose family disappeared off the face of Simterra in the past few months. We’ll bring you updates as developments progress.“ Me: “Gil too? Man, first the Ramirezs vanish, then Mal and Delarosa disappear a week later without warning and their businesses are given to Tessa, who disappeared first! I guess I got a good deal by buying out Mal’s old place… but then Wanda Tinker vanishes – Stephen and Melody are porbably going crazy now – and now this! I have a sinking suspicion that someone’s messing around the my Sim Teleporter mirror…”


Slide 17:*ring ring ring ring* Me: “I wonder who that is. Probably another stupid ‘You wanna go downtown and hong out?’ freak; I swear, Nightlife’s automatic outing invite is annoying!” *sigh* *picks up phone* Me: “Hello? C.J. Almaz here.”


Slide 18:“Hello Chairman.” Me: “What the… how did you know my title? Nobody in Belladonna is supposed to know that!” “Heh heh heh, that’s not really important, is it?” Me: “Who the heck are you and why are you crank call ing me? You know I’ll run over to your house and shove you and rant like an idiot!”


Slide 19:“Oh, that’ll be a bit difficult, considering that we’re hidden from your powers with the help of our ally, Black Princess Tessa.” “Tessa? You mean Tessa Ramirez? She’s alive!” “Technically speaking,, she created us and gave us life and now we’re here to introduce ourselves like the good little neighbors we are.” “Where’s Tessa? Are you behind the kidnappings?” “Heh heh heh… heh heh heh!”


Slide 20:“What the laughing matter? I’m warning you! Kidnapping and possible murder is a federal offense!” “So says the guy who kills off his creations and goes through legacies like toilet paper.” “Okay, you’re REALLY ticking me off! Who is this?” “Does the name ‘Wesley Obsession’ ring a bell?”


Slide 21:“No, and I’d know if there was! Wait, you’re not that nutcase who claimed to be Spock Obsession, are you? I knew that nuthouse in Lucy’s Veronaville is shut down because the doctor was as mad as…” “Oh, don’t be silly. That was a stupid sub-plot created by the woman who should have been our Creator to get her spare’s son back together with Lorinv60.” “Wait, you know Lorin too? Who are you, really?” “Wesley Obsession.”


Slide 22:“You’re kishing me, buddy. There is no Wesley Obsession. There were only three boys in the W-generation of LucyPeppeR’s now complete Obsession Legacy, and you were not one of them. I know there’s a Wesley Crusher in Star Trek, but Lucy’s got a club card in his hatedom club, and I know she’d never create someone like you!” “Oh, of course! But thanks to Tessa, we are alive. We may not have the genes of those Obsessions, but we are Obsessions in name.” “Wait, WE? How many of you nutjobs are there?!”


Slide 23:“Well, there’s me, and there’s Spock too – he’s a nice little alien spawn who’s got the ears and is pumping out tunes on our party DJ booth.” Spock: “Live long and prosper, dood!”


Slide 24:“There’s also Ursula.” “Wait, there’s a third Ursula? I know of Smoothiequeen’s Ursula from her Apocalypse, and BlueBerryPie’s Ursula from his Apocalypse, but I never head of an Ursula Obsession.” “Of course not! Ursula was the mother of Sirius Black! Didn’t you read enough Harry Potter? I though you liked the books as much as our non-Creator! Lucy doesn’t deserve to be the mother of Sirius’s legacy counterpart!” Ursula: “Yum, tutti-frutti!”


Slide 25:“Of course, Tessa didn’t forget that Lucy’s piece of epic phail also included the little-known action-adventure TV series, 24, so she created a couple of Obsessions with those characters in mind. Here’s Josh Obsession, named after Graem’s son, Josh Bauer, who had the unfortunate misfortune to constantly kidnapped over and over again. during the sixth season. Our Josh is, on the other hand, free as a bird!” Josh: “Woot! Bouncy bouncy bouncy!”


Slide 26:“And let’s not forget Chloe Obsession, named after Chloe O’Brian, the computer geek who gave favors to Jack constantly.” Chloe: “Stormy nights ahead for The Chairman, right girls?” P&P: “Yeah!” *giggle* “And of course, the twins Pavarti and Padma,, who were Harry and Ron’s escorts during the Yule Ball in the fourth book. How could Lucy ignore such important characters?”


Slide 27:“We’re REJECTS, plain and simple. We weren’t GOOD enough to be in Lucy’s little alphabet legacy! We don’t even share anything with the real Obsessions save their name! Now we are vindicated and we’re going to party until drop to celebrate our victory!” “There’s no reason to get angry at her because you’re rejected characters. I mean, what could she do? She had a lot of ideas, but then her legacy would have gone on forever! Something has to be cut, you know.” “Yeah, yeah, screw you! You know NOTHING about legacies! You purged every one you tried!” “Don’t judge me… wait, you won’t have time. Lucy is SO going to kill you once I tell her about you guys!”


Slide 28:“Oh, I don’t think we have to worry about HER.” “What? You’re kidding, right? Why are you so confident that you won’t be smited by the one you mocked?” “Guess what ELSE we’re celebrating, Chairman. He he he…” *gasp* “You DIDN’T! If you harm one hair on my friend Lucy’s head, so help me…” “Oh, she’s fine. See for yourself..”


Slide 29:*static and TV clears to show something* “Lucy?! Is that you?!?”


Slide 30:*zzztbbbzzzz* “Oy! Let me out and change me back, you rotten whelks!!!!” “Lucy! Oh my gosh! You’re… you’re a… how did they do this to you!?”


Slide 31:“Clank? Is that you? Thank goodness! They reversed my age back to a child! I was making out with Remy on the double bed, eager to Try For Baby again, when the lights went out and I was attacked! Those scallywags perfumed my nose with drugs and the next thing I know, I’m here as a child in some unknown place!” “Holy… oh bother! I can’t believe it! Is Remus okay?” “I dunno, but I’m sure he’s fine. He used to be a werewolf, so his body skill should be maxed, but…” “Those fiends!”


Slide 32:*zzzztbzzzz* “Clank! Save me and get me back to Veronaville! Remy’s worried sick about me, I know it! And Daphne… oh my God! REEEEEEEEEEEEMY!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!” “Don’t panic, Luce! I’ll rescue you! I’ll find you and…” *set goes off* “Lucy! LUCY!!!!”


Slide 33:Wesley: “Don’t even bother trying to rescue Lucy, if you know what goes for her!” *laughs* “You’re threatening me, The Chairman, the one who could smite the lot of you with a bolt of thunder!” “And what will happen to Lucy if you do? You forget that if all of us die, Social Services will take her away and lock her in Adoption Limbo.” “Then I’ll adopt her back. You won’t get away with this!”


Slide 34:“That’s what they ALL say, my friend. But the bad guys DO get away with it in the end, even if they are punished later. You see, Lucy’s our little guest and she’ll remain find and going to school every day - unfortunately, Tessa’s got some magic that freezes age here, so no matter how long you wait, Lucy will never grow up. If you want her back in Veronaville and an adult again with her Remus, you’d better comply with our demands.” “I’ll listen to your demands, but compliance with them is another matter, bub! “Oh, you’re going to call the police or use your powers as Chairman to try to rescue her? You want to test your powers against Tessa’s Black Princess magic? I’m sure you’ll fail. Now, onto the matter at hand, this is what you will have to do if you want Lucy safe, sound, and back with her husband ,trying for a baby.” *whisper whisper*


Slide 35:“You want me to create a WHAT?!?!” “Oh come on, Chairman, I’m sure you wanted to be like Lucy and create your own alphabet legacy with three sources of names. I know you had plans for it.” “Plans I was not sure I was dumping! You think I’m going to spend between two to three years of my REAL life writing up the history of twenty-six generations past a founder? You’re freaking nuts! And from what you told me I had to do – a fusion with a Townie Assimilation, that’s impossible! We’re in Belladonna Cove, what you’re asking me to do requires a custom hood or Pleasantview.”


Slide 36:“Of course. You’re going to place the founder in Pleasantview.” “What?!?!? Now I know you’re crazy! I am not doing this!” “Okay then, fine by us. We’re now going to increase our celebrations to celebrate Lucy’s death! They’ll be happy to see the wench who rejected us perish like the jerk she is!” “You can’t bluff me. I know that Lucy’s Simself is expendable, I’ll clone her like she did with her chapter where she purged a bunch of her Simselves.” “Oh really? Even if the death of this Lucy will result in another Trojan virus invasion like the one which happens when you had Spore up a week ago?”


Slide 37:“How do you know about THAT?!?” “Tessa has friends who know everything about your past, Chairman. Even the Great Op-Crash that left you unable to play in this little realty for a week.” “…” “So, you ready to listen to us now?” “….What are your rules?”


Slide 38:“Well done, you were smart; I knew you couldn’t handle the blood of your friend of your hands by inaction. You’re not going to regret this.” “Shut up and tell me the rules. What handicaps do I have to be under?” “We’ve sent an e-mail to your address with the official Legacy Rules and the handiacps you must abide by. Remember, the fate of your computer and Lucy rest in your hands. We’ll be expecting your founder to appear in Pleasantview in two days ttime. Now, if you excuse me, I’ve got a party that I’m mssing. Ciao.”


Slide 39:*click*


Slide 40:“Those fiends.” *hangs up*


Slide 41:*checks e-mail* “Hey, there’s the e-mail that I’m sure is the memo those rejects sent me to explain the rules and handicaps they want from me.” *opens message and reads it carefully* “….”


Slide 42:“Are they OUT OF THEIR MINDS?!!? I can’t do all these! There’s not Apocalypse handicap, but…” *reads it again* “They said in the beginning that the handicaps are meant to accomdate my ADHD brain, but… still… what are they THINKING? It’s like they’re increasing the difficulty of keeping the family prosperous!”


Slide 43:“What do I do? If I don’t plop a CAS founder on a blank lot in Pleasantview in two days time, they might go through with their threat and harm Lucy! I’m sure they’ll conjure up a pool under her feet, or a bunch of flame jets or even buyable roaches! *gulp*” “The thing just makes me shiver with horror.” *ding dong* “Now what?”


Slide 44:“Oh, Ichelle!” (Ichelle Kauker is someone my Simself met on chat. I used her phone yak to record the above scenes for me coversing with Wesley.) I: “Oh dahling! It’s so nice to meet you!” *kiss kiss* “You seem troubled. Care to share?” “Sure, want to share a soda inside? It’s still wet from the recent rains.” I: “Don’t mind if I do, Christian. I am feeling a bit dry… but I prefer tougher stuff.” “No worries! The last owner left a whole booze closet behind.”


Slide 45:A bit later… I: “I didn’t know you were so rich, Christian.! Did you know who the last owner of this place was?” “I’m quite aware that this was Malcolm the 4th’s residence, Ichelle. But he’s gone now, and I was able to curry some ‘favors’ to get the cash to pay the down premium with everything intact.” I: “Yeah, that’s mighty suspicious, dahling. I mean, he’s not the type to vanish like that, and he had tons of security around here! They’d know if he was kidnapped!”


Slide 46:A bit later… “Sigh, she had to leave… I really wish I had something to share my problems with…”


Slide 47:The next day… “Oh, come on, Vivian! I need a mood boost right now!” V: “Sorry, honey, I refuse to do any heavy necking with you!” *sigh* (ends date) Fine, I didn’t like you anyway, you’re a hot tub skinnydipper!


Slide 48:That night… I: “Oooh! Oooh! Oh yes! Gimme that sugar, baby!” *slurp smooch* “Hey, mind if you do me a favor?”


Slide 49:I: “I liked my old hairstyle.” “But you’re sexier that way! Now, let’s use the hot tub my last date gave me. I want to WooHoo.” I: “Oh, now you’re talking, baby!”


Slide 50:I: “Oh yes, oh yes! Come on, let me see what’s under those trunks of yours!” *blush* “Mrow! You’re a real vixen! Okay, let’s Woo---” BZZZT! “Gah! Stupid date timer!” I: “Sorry, gotta run.”


Slide 51:“Aw, I wanted my first WooHoo. Can’t we just have a quickie?” I: “Nope, gotta get some sleep. But here’s a parting gift.” *SMACK!* “WOWZA!”


Slide 52:“Oh Gawd! I have until tomorrow night to decide whether Lucy lives or dies,! I don’t know what to do! If I don’t do this alphabet legacy, she’ll die and who knows what that threat those rejects gave will do! But if I do it, I’ll be committed to 26 generations of insanity(not counting the founder) and I can’t boolprop out of the mess or dump the legacy until I waste my life!” “I’m screwed either way! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!”


Slide 53:????: “Oh come on now, don’t say that.” *sniff”* “Who’s there?”


Slide 54:Nature Park Girl: “Do not be afraid, you will do fine.” “Great, do you think…” NPG: “Sorry, gotta get back to the Peerless Park.” *leaves* “Oooookay…” (Let’s try this again. *headdesk*)


Slide 55:Girl: “A gypsy brought me to help ya out.” “Whoa… she’s amazing!” *swoon* “And I’ve got 3-bolts with her! What’s your name?” Girl: “Emmy Hourwitz. Now, let’s see your problem.”


Slide 56:E: “So these people demand you create an ‘alphabet legacy’ with these ‘handicaps’ or your friend dies? I’d smack them all one and have the cops throw them in jail!” “Yeah, but that’s not possible, because they’re hidden and might kill her if they spotted any rescue attempt. The thing is, why? I don’t get it, they get nothing from this other than some sick pleasure.” E: “You know these people, they are all twisted by their hatred.”


Slide 57:E: “That’s all there is to it, CJ. You have to stop thinking that you were set up to fail again. You just have to take your time with this.” “But this is a long-term project, Emmy. How will I find the time to do that any my other projects?” E: “Just cut back on the projects and shelf the others until you’re done.”


Slide 58:“I don’t want to recycle stuff I did before.” E: “Then don’t. Take what you liked best about each legacy you read and use it, but do it your own way. You said you loved the way Lucy used three sources of names for her alphabet legacy, right? Just do that and you’ll be fine. You don’t need to use the same ones.” “You have a point.”


Slide 59:*hours of discussion later* “I am still unsure if this is a good idea.” E: “Don’t worry, CJ. All you need to do is have those villains think you’re bending to their will. The legacy is a decoy for the real plan to save your friend and restore her to normal, ‘kay?” “Thank you, Emmy. I don’t think I could have handled it myself. How can I ever thank you?”


Slide 60:E: *sliding into my lap with a devilish grin* “Oh, I can think of a few ways. I have three bolts with you.” *gasp* “You mean… we were meant to be?” E: “Wanna test that out, boy?” “Ooooh yes, looks like I’m gonna get lucky tonight…” E: “We both are, baby.” *grin*


Slide 61:(Apologies for the gratuitous hot tub WooHoo pics – also, the tub glitched and I had to force Emmy out.)


Slide 62:“Wow, they say your first WooHoo is magical, and that’s be confirmed!” *grin* “I’d love to go further and slip off your bikini to go all the way, but I think we’d get banned4lyfe if we did that… besides, I don’t have ACR installed, so we can’t have nude WooHoo anyways.” E: “That’s okay, baby… just feeling you up against me is just a taste of what’s to come… that is, if you want to commit to fulfilling a want with a diamond ring on it?” “Let me guess, you’re a Family Sim, right?” E: “What? Nah, I’m Knowledge like you, but I have that want.”


Slide 63:A bit later… “Me too, Emmy… you and I are meant for eternity together. Now if only I can signal my real!self and say it’s okay… Huh? What’s that?” ZZZZZTTT! “WAAAAAAAAARGH!!!! No, that’s not what I THINK it is! AAAAAAAYAAAAH!”


Slide 64:“HAAAALP!” E: “Geez, CJ, I’m busy studying some loopholes in the rules for this legacy thing.” “AAAAAAAAAAH!!!” *shup*


Slide 65:*three hours later* PT#238: “Beezledraught! Next time you abduct someone, let’s make sure it’s NOT The Chairman! He’s got enough problems as is it!” PT#239: “Sorry, Xlarat, but we already probed him with the fertility rod.” PT#238: “Crack on a stick. With his multiple birth odds, we’re in trouble.”


Slide 66:E: “You okay, baby?” “Of course I am! I expected that… you see, I wanted to have a bunch of alien kids.” E: “That’s all fine and good, but…” “And I want you to be more than my partner in Lucy’s rescue… I want you to be the kids’ mom. Marry me and let’s get a lot of aspiration points.” E: “Oh CJ! YES! I”ll marry you!”


Slide 67:*vows are exchanged and me and Emmy have a stay-at-home honeymoon with the mandatory wedding night, which involves a consummation of the marriage, aka more WooHoo… and yes, that’s a special bed which has the pregnancy rate set to 100%... And I’ve Triplets&Quads, which are set to this lot for 50% twins, 35% triplets, and 15% quads; yeah, expect four to eight kids, but with the lot limit upped to 30 Sims and 20 pets, that’s not a problem*


Slide 68:The next morning, with the deadline approaching near, Emmy begins to train up for a way to rescue Lucy while I begin my grim task… one that will last me a lifetime. Still, with my lovely wife, up to eight kids on the way, and maybe a cat, this was not going to be a journey in misery and darkness.


Slide 69:“Okay, you jerkwads… you wanna force me to dance to your Alphabet Legacy tune with your handicap medley in order to save my friend… who you probably will bump off anyways because you are freaks who wouldn’t be trusted to keep their end of the bargain with a 100-foot pole…” “You want me to dance?”


Slide 70:“LET’S DANCE.” DREAMS OF ELECTRIC SHEEP


Slide 71:No Simselves were harmed in the making of this prelude. In fact, this whole thing was created in Belladonna Cove, the actual legacy will be happening in Pleasantview. Lucy, if you do not like seeing what happened to you, then by all means, tell me! I will gladly put this as a side-story which is optional, okay? By the way, I didn’t use any Obsessions on your page to make these reject characters. I do have a hack to increase the number of Sims on a lot to 30, and I have Trips&Quads back and set for me and Emmy to have multiple babies(50% twins, 35% triplets, 15% quads) and we’ll be adopting a cat too, so we can expect a range of 7-11residents on that lot. Luckily, old Mal had given me a nice manor! (Yes, I killed off most of the Bluewater playables and wiped out three playable lots.)


Slide 72:By the way, in case you want to make this side-story part of the Alphabet Legacy experience – aka you liked it – here are the stats for me and my lovely Belladonna wife, Emmy Hourwitz-Almaz. Me – C.J. Almaz in this neighborhood: Sagittarius, 4/1/7/7/6, Knowledge/Pleasure (LTW: Become Space Pirate) My townie wife – Emmy Almaz(Hourwitz): Pisces, 0/3/5/3/7, Knowledege/Family (LTW: Be Mad Scientist) That’s all for now, join us at part one of Dreams of Electric Sheep! Bon soir!