The Pause Legacy - Chapter 24: This Is Not A Dream

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Welcome back :D Last time, Jacqueline created a time machine and proceeded to wreak havoc, Lady Wolf fell pregnant with Kavalee’s child and ran back to Thornton, Coil, Beatrix and Carousel grew up a little, and Mallorie fell in love with both VJ and Mortimer.

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VJ was normally too cool and too badass to normally be seen hanging out with Mallorie, but she was always there when he was in need of something. Mallorie: “Really, you want me to come to the beach after curfew so we can make out? My parents will be so angry.”

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VJ’s badboy charm is so hard to resist.

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Mallorie was a party animal and a little siblings birthday is as good a reason as any to throw a party.

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Boy: “Thanks for inviting me to your party pretty lady with no pants.” Skip: “Hey, that’s MY pretty lady with no pants!”

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Time to age the twins. Time for sims to go super happy psycho, including a little gender confused Sam Sekemoto.

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First up is Beatrix.

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Another daughter deciding to take after Dawn. Looks like Mallorie has some competition.

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Jedda: “Oh no, that funny looking freckled kid of Peter’s has actually grown up pretty. What if she becomes prettier than my daughter? I’ll have to disown her.”

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Rachael: “I heard that mother.” Jedda: “Drats, honey I’m glad you’re evil and all, but you have to stop being so creepy and stop being behind me all the time.”

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Now Coil!

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I tried not to, but I could not help myself. An emo with blue hair? I crack myself up. I’m sad that I don’t have a sweater vest for my teens :( Must go find one. But normal vests still scream emo somewhat so I am kept happy.

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Suspenders? Totally. Fur patterned guitar? Not so much. But dude, it’s lep-errrrrrrrd.

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And last off we have Carousel....

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...who runs straight for the television.

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Michael: *tries to eat cake nonchalantly* Beatrix: “Forget it nerd, you don’t have a chance with me.”

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Michael: *choke* “What?! *cough* I didn’t even say anything to you.” Beatrix: “Please, you’re so obvious.” Michael: “How do I not have a chance. You don’t even know me.”

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Beatrix: “I need a guy who’s seriously fit to keep up with me. Since you are wearing a hat to a formal party you’re clearly ashamed of your hair. All men with nice bodies also make sure their hair compliments the rest of them so obviously, you have no muscles at all.” Michael: “Stupid deductive reasoning. Curse you Sherlock Holmes.”

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The unthinkable has happened to Carousel. Carousel: “Television is gone! Must find somebody!”

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Carousel: “Mallorie! Where’s Gramma? She needs to fix the television for me!” Mallorie: “NO! Gramma is not allowed to fix things inside the house any more. So much fire.” Carousel: “...uh-huh.”

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Carousel: “I can now see that this sucks”

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Stiles: “Oh crap, a busker. Now I bet he expects me to give him my change. Can’t I enjoy a movie without you leeches?” Coil: “I do it for the love. Please don’t feel obligated.”

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Stiles: “What do I have here, 50, 70.....75 cents?! Is that all!? Thieving cinema!” Coil: “No seriously, it’s okay.....you can go.”

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Stiles: “Forget it leech. Go find a job. I work hard for my measly coins, youth today *grumble* *grumble*” Coil: “About time he left, now I can maybe finally attract some girls.”

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Kavalee had recently had his heart torn out by Morgana Wolff. Needless to say he had become a shell of his former self.

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Carousel helped to distract Kav by making him fix the precious television.

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Mallorie was working on some sweet dance moves.

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Carousel: “Has Uncle Kav fixed my TV yet?” Mallorie: “Not yet, he’s stopping every 10 minutes to sob uncontrollably.”

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Lady Wolf has just given birth to a baby boy, named Amir.

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No shit.

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It’s one small leap to the future for an evil mastermind...

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The future did not appreciate Jacqueline’s efforts this time. Future: “Get her! She tried to assassinate our malevolent octopus dictator!”

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Jacqui: “I never did any such thing. What the hell is that metal box? Did I just come out of it? What is this place?”

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Jacqui: “Okay, calm down. There’s probably a very good reason why you are standing in a dank and bare room next to a strange metal clock and wearing a....pretty nice looking outfit.”

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Jacqui: “I also have this outfit in red? AWESOME!”

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Being a starving artist clearly wasn’t working out for Coil. Coil: “How can I be expected to create works of art when I’m this hungry! The starving artist community has it all wrong!”

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Coil: “Hey Grandma, you’ve been staring off into space for the last half hour, and you haven’t even insulted me for being good. Are you okay?” Jacqui: “I’m not sure. Do I know you? ”

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Jacqui: “And who’s this person?”

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Dawn: “Haha mother. That never gets old.”

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Coil: “I bet you just came out of that secret time machine of yours again. You’ve got to be more careful Grandma. That thing is going to fry your brain one day.”

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Jacqui: “That thing I came out of was a time machine!? And why are you calling me Grandma? You’re making me sound old!” Coil: “Woah Grandma, calm down. You’ll break the plates.”

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Jacqui: “There’s that word again!”

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Kavalee: “Grady, I feel like no one in this family cares about my pain. Can you hear me out?” Grady: “Well as long as I’m still getting paid I guess I don’t mind.” Kavalee: “You see, I was kind of seeing Morgana Wolff even though I knew she was married, but I loved her and well, she fell pregnant with my child.”

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Grady: “You hooked up with Lady Wolf? That is one fine piece of ass. Now that you’ve knocked her up she’s yours forever. Congrats.” Kavalee: “I didn’t finish. She ran back to her husband Thornton and is pretending the baby is his and no one believes me.”

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Grady: “Oh that’s right. She and Thornton just had a child. You shouldn’t spread lies about such a fine woman. It’s petty and frankly quite sad. Can’t you just be happy for the proud parents?”

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Kavalee: “Well I’m going to go cry until I throw up, so I’ll be in the toilet for a while.” Grady: “Eh, probably the one I just cleaned too.”

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Ugly Dude: “Nice try being original and all, but there are no nice ladies to swoon here. You should try the park or something.” Coil: “Thanks, but I was trying to make a buck out of you rich scientists.”

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Uglier Dude: “You won’t pick up chicks here. Try the park.”

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Coil: “God damn it, give me money you rich nerds!”

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Mallorie: “You’re the maid?! No way! You’re far too good looking to be our maid. You have to be a model or something.”

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Grady: “Me? You really think I could be a model.” Mallorie: “Well yeah! You’re super ripped. And you’ve got those awesome biceps and strong jaw line and swept...back....hair.....

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Mallorie: “So Grady, are you married?” Grady: “No, but I recently moved in with my girlfriend Molly.”

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Mallorie: “Really? That’s too bad. Because I could seriously fall for someone as handsome as you.”

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Grady: “Well now, when I said I had moved in with my girlfriend I never said we were serious.” THE SLEAZE!

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Peter: “Hi sweetie. Nice to see you have such compassion for our hired help.”

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Mallorie: “Dear old clueless Daddy.”

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Jacqui: “You with the large nose. I have been told that you are my son somehow. I feel like I have an important quest to do but I can’t remember what it is? Maybe you can tell me?”

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Kavalee: .....is she serious? She actually sounds sincere. Maybe it’s time I use Mum to my advantage...

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Kavalee: “I know what you were doing. You were going over to that snake of a woman and abuse her for stealing my son from me.” Jacqui: “I was? Well it sounds like fun. Thanks.”

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Ah, forbidden love. Their lips cannot meet but their passion is real. (How am I even able to do this? I have no inteen mods. Twallan?)

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Kavalee: “Don’t think I don’t know what you are doing. Stay away from my niece.” Grady: “Don’t worry I’ll stay away from her, but will she stay away from me?” Peter: “Why is the maid still here?”

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Jacqui: “Blue-haired child, maybe you can help me. I found a large quantity of small bills under my bed. Perhaps you could explain to me why it’s there.”

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Mallorie: “Are you okay Gramma? You never discuss your evil plots with me. You got all that money from robbing the past and the future. Did the secret time machine finally turn your brain into mush?”

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Jacqui: “I feel like there is a joke that I am not in on. Enough of this Grandma nonsense. And if I do happen to own a secret time machine, how does everyone know about it?”

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Beatrix: “So your idea of fun is sitting here all day and watching people on TV?” Carousel: “Of course it is, everything is so funny and awe-inspiring. There’s lovely colours and jokes and beautiful people everywhere.”

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Beatrix: “How about we go have some real fun. We can actually go to the park and throw a ball to each other.” Carousel: “Yeah sure, and afterwards I’ll go swallow glass.”

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Edmund: “Hey guys, what are we watching?” Beatrix: “Some awful trash about people crying because they lost a kilo or two. Which is stupid, because if they didn’t watch so much TV they wouldn’t be so fat and then there would be no TV show about them being fat.”

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Edmund: “Which in turn means less people will watch TV and continue to not be fat. It’s like some form of paradox. It’s really doing my head in.” Carousel: “You two can chat while the ads are on. Shush time now.” Beatrix: “I better at least see one of these flabby hulks slip over in the mud.”

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Kavalee: “Beatrix, you’ve been going around to everyone in this family to try and find an exercise buddy except me! I could take you on. I’ve got more muscles than would deem possible!”

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Beatrix: “I doubt that very much. Everyone knows your nickname is Noodle-Arms Kavalee.” Jacqui: “Well now, this one is probably related to me.”

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Yay! Locke finally came to visit. He normally just head over to Agnes Crumblebottom’s house for some reason. Not sure where he got the laptop from though.

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Jacqui: “I don’t know why, but I feel extra nefarious sitting next to you ghost-man.

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Leighton joins the ranks of sims who have been overjoyed with Peter’s makeover. Leighton: “Do you hear what your customers want and then do the opposite!? Denim pockets? Seriously? My mother already thinks I’m gay. You’re not helping!”

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Leighton: “Oh no, there she is.” Yumi: “So you’ve finally started to dress for the part. Don’t worry, you can do as you like. At least I've already got my grandchild.”

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Leighton: “Thanks a lot, you’ve just help confirmed my mother’s suspicions that I’m gay.” Peter: “I’m glad I could help you come out. That will be $500.”

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Coil takes the uglies advice and tries to swoon some young ladies in the park. Of course there only seem to be males and children here.

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Samson and Archer were finally partners and on their way to be super-secret-spy brothers. Samson: “I’m glad that we’ve finally been promoted, but you still have to wear uniform during your shift.” Archer: “I knew I forgot something.”

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Getting lost on her way to Lady Wolf’s house, Jacqueline enters the consignment store, hoping to sell some spare inventory. Unfortunately the shop keeper had gone home for the night. Jacqui: “For some reason I am compelled to destroy that ugly unicorn thing. Good thing I had that dynamite in this suit.”

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I don’t think this will ever be not fun :D

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MORE EXPLODEZORG!!!

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The town did not appreciate the third explosion.

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Jacqui: “My work here is done.”

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Coil had been strumming for hours. Still no show of anyone remotely lady like. Is Coil the only guitarist in the history of the world not able to win over a chick?

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Archer: “When do we get issued our Kill-O-Zap guns?” Samson: “Quiet! You know very well that we are forbidden to discuss the vast array of deadly weapons at our disposal in public. It’s in the rule book.” Archer: “Brother, we are soon to be secret spies! Rules do not apply to us.” Kid: “Stupid cops. They’re driving away my business.”

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Coil: “She’s been here for hours with no customers. I decide I want a muffin and she runs off home. Am I that repulsive that a young entrepreneur doesn’t want my business? Why do girls not like me?”

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Jacqueline finally finds Lady Wolf’s house. Jacqui: “Bitch is loaded. Pool and a sports car? I should have saved my explosives to use here.”

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Jacqui: “There’s this guy and apparently I’m his mother and apparently you two did the nasty and then you ran off with the lovechild......Now I’m meant to do something or other about it.” Lady Wolf: “Hello Ms. Pause, I’m actually quite glad you are here. Please come inside.”

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Lady Wolf: “I know this is strange coming from me but I really need your help. I think there is something wrong with my son and I don’t know who to talk to. Maybe you can help me, seeing as how you have children.” Jacqui: “Apparently.” Lady Wolf: “It’s just that....I think he might be......evil.”

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Amir: “I bwing armygedden.” He was evil.

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Jacqui: “Really? Suddenly I am now very interested in this kid of yours.”

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Jacqui: “Well you have my piercing copper eyes, so I guess you are at least evil blood related." Amir: “I eated the souls and makes poopy in your garden and kick your doggies.”Jacqui: “Alrighty, this evil is at full power.”

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Jacqui: “Listen small child. No one ever got anywhere by looking evil all the time. You have to look cute and manipulate people into doing your bidding. That’s true malevolence. I want you to grab your feet, rock back and forth and gaze into the distance with a big empty smile. Can you do that?”

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Amir: “Like dis?” Jacqui: “You could fool me it looks that innocent.”

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Lady: “Listen, I know you want to pick up the fine ladies who swoon to your music, but if you only play outside the theatre the only girls you are going to pick up are the bookworms and the freaks. And you don’t want that. Go play at a shopping centre.”

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Brodie: “Hey, um I saw you play before and I thought it was good and stuff.” Coil: “You really liked my music?” Lady: “What did I tell ya? The freaks.”

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Coil: “So since we’re here, did you...I don’t know...wanna see a movie” Brodie: “I just came out of there, but sure okay.”

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Edmund: “What’s with the long face descendant?” Kavalee: “Oh the usual. I fell for a woman and knocked her up and she stole my child and no one believes he’s mine and I can never see him. That old thing.” Edmund: “Why don’t you just kidnap him then?”

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Kavalee: “It’s only being helpful when you come up with an idea without joking around. You were joking right?” Jacqui: “Did somebody mention kidnapping. I’m up for one of those.” Kavalee: “Okay maybe not.”

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Kavalee: “Hmmmmm....kidnapping.”

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Jacqui: “I know how to regain my memories. The time machine. I’ll go into the past to before I went to the future and I’ll stop myself from going. If I never went I wouldn’t have lost my memories and they’ll come flooding back.”

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Past: “There’s the witch! Quick before she gets away again. Drown her and then burn her!” Jacqui: “Definitely too far into the past.”

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Jacqui: “Of course, by going to the past to stop myself using the time machine, I just used the time machine and turned more memories into nothingness and forgot the right time to stop. Oh well, may as well stop worrying about it and just have some fun messing with history.”

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Jacqui: “Oh come on, since when were Beatles groupies allowed bows and arrows?”

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Beatrix: “Umm hello? Can I help you?” Brodie: “I’m a friend of Coil. I’m looking for him.” Beatrix: “Oh.....I’ll go get him for you....”

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Beatrix: “Friend? More like alter-ego.”

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Mallorie: “And who are you?” Brodie: “Brodie, like Coil’s friend.” Mallorie: “Brodie? Strange name. Strange..like you...with your disapproving getup, your dark make-up and fish-net....*lusty eyes* I’ve never made out with a woman before...”

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Coil: “Hi Brodie. I’m glad you decided to come by.” Brodie: “Hi Coil, your sister is weirding me out. She has this strange look in her eyes.” Mallorie: “So Brodie, if you’re not busy later......”

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Dawn: “So who do I find out behind the garage. Some tramp hiding in the shadows ready to pounce on my son!” Brodie: “What no, I went to the front door and stuff.”

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Dawn hot-headedness really comes out of nowhere sometimes. She and Brodie have never met before. This is their first interaction.

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Brodie: “Crazy ass old hag! I was just listening to his guitar, but now maybe I should just sex him up in the cemetery and get pregnant and burn your house down. Will that live up to your stereotypical view of me!?”

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Dawn: “You want to run that by me again?”

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Brodie: “Her eyes! They’ve like got no compassion in them.” Coil: “Sorry, my mum likes to pretend she hasn’t been influenced by our grandmother, but she lives in denial. Let me go talk to her.” Brodie: “Straight out of a horror movie.”

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Beatrix chose an interesting spot to do her homework. Beatrix: “Hey I’ve got to look out for my brother. But I can’t just let my grades slip.”

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Coil: “Okay I told mum she acting like Grandma and suddenly realised she had to go inside read and ignore everyone, so we should be okay as long as we don’t make her stop pretending to ignore everything.”

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Beatrix: “Looks like my work here is done. I’ll leave you two alone now.” Brodie: “Like you did anything Ms. Sports Illustrated.”

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*awkward silence*

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Brodie: “So...um.....I’m like, appreciative of what you did back there. No one had ever sided with me before and meant it. Normally they just use my appearance to annoy their parents.” Coil: “Maybe you’re not everyone’s cup of tea but you know....I....like you.” Brodie: “...I like you too.”

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*awkward silence*

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Last of all it’s little Carousel’s birthday. Dawn: “My last little girl is growing up and still none of them will help me tend the garden or save water.”

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Carousel, you decide to be eco friendly? With you most recent want being to own the biggest, most power sucking television there is? Awwww all that couch potato action has made her grow up a little chubby. But not really that noticeable.

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But especially noticeable when her older sisters walk around in their underwear.

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Carousel: “Stupid birthday celebrations. Made me miss the end of my show.”

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Carousel: “Now what does a girl have to do to get some organic chicken wings around here?” Dawn: “Cara, I been asking the same question my whole life.”

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Mortimer: “It has been fun hanging out with you Mallorie, but I am afraid it is very late. There are things I must go and do.” Mallorie: “Wait, at least tell me why you’re wearing that blue tux?”

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Mortimer: “I’m afraid I cannot.” Mallorie: “So mysterious....♥♥♥”

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Jacqui: “Who’s the nerd?”

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We’ve finally reached the end of another generation. All the kids have nearly grown up and it’s time to choose the heir for gen 6. VOTE NOW!