The Pause Legacy - Chapter 23: Go And Bring Back More Minty Things

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Previously.....the game and custom worlds become a pain in the ass, pretty sims were lost to the void, babies happened, Peter makes over a fat man in his undercrackers and Jacqueline blew a lot of shit up.

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Jacqueline had completed another facet of being an evil mastermind and created herself a time machine. Jacqui: “I will use this machine only for the good of evil.”

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Past Mob: “Stop her! She spreads the lies of heathens, and she stole our Queen’s clothes.”

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Jacqui: “The earth is round! Diseases aren’t cured by lobotomies! Salt does not have magical powers! And your Queen has horrible tastes in clothes!”

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Mallorie: “Thanks again Daddy. My stupid teacher gives me homework everyday, and it’s so hard. Sometimes I write random words in and hope they are right and she gives me detention!”

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Peter: “But you’re so cute. Can’t your teacher just pass you because of that.” Mallorie: “I wish.”

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Darlene: “Mallorie told me you are trying to take over the world! That is so cool! Is that what the arm is for? Can I have a metal arm? Are you going to annihilate peace and harmony and end world order? Will you have underlings? Will there be countries anymore? Can I have France?”

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Jacqui: “Of course you can’t. But I hereby award you the title of Head Of The Child’s Brigade Of Cannon Fodder.” Darlene: “I don’t know what that is but yay!”

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Dawn made some delicious drinks and then popped. Now she can’t even have drinks she just made.

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Kate: “So you’re pregnant?! Big deal! So you have a husband and other children. No one cares. Stop gloating and let me work.”

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Babysitter: “Wow, you’re pregnant? That is so amazing!”Kate: “Big deal......I mean, I could have a baby too...if I wanted. Not that I do anyway.”

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Davy the creepy babysitter was fired for being extremely creepy. This did not stop him coming over every-single-day to try to talk to Mallorie.

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Mallorie: “But I have a new babysitter. Why are you here again today?” Davy: “He’s the inside babysitter. I look after you outside. Now push me higher!”

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Toddler don’t do much but they are very adorable so BEATRIX SPAM :D

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AND COIL SPAM <3

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Bella: “So did that ugly geek Skip Javeed end up asking you out?” Mallorie: “He left me a love-note in my desk but I think he’s gross, so I put in the bully’s desk. Davy: “No way! Then what happened Mallorie?”

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Mallorie: “ I know you got fired. Why are you still coming over everyday?” Davy: “Because that’s what friends do. Because we’re like best friends.” Mallorie: “Oh, I forgot to tell you. This is a children-only club.” Davy: “And child-at-heart?” Mallorie: “Did I say child? I meant girls-only.”

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Spanning camera accidently finds Dawn going into labour. Pay attention much?

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Baby Carousel Pause :D

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She has Locke’s eyes!!!!! I don’t even care if she stays cross-eyed now.

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Slobby sims are so easily kept happy.

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Birthday!

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A brave neurotic? That doesn’t make sense....

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Jedda was about make things very awkward for everyone by flirting with Peter but interrupting her own action by becoming pregnant. Bullet dodged. Last thing this family needs is another generation to hate each other.

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Peter: “Step aside sexy, pregnant ex-girlfriend, important men with blue hair coming through.”

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I wish he had Peter’s purple eyes...I’m slowly turning him emo by the looks of it.

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Coil: “Explain to me again why this cake is filled with disgusting vegetables and not chocolate.” Dawn: “I’ve explained to you the principles of fair-trade before. And until greedy chocolate companies decide to stop slave labour, child labour and environmental unfriendly practices, this family will not add to their profits.”

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Coil: “I think the child slaves would be happy to work a few extra hours a day in the hot sun so that I could enjoy a chocolate cake on my birthday.”

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Jacqueline travelled to the future and was awarded some snappy threads. The Future: “Farewell Jacqui, and thanks again for defeating Shark-Hitler.” Jacqui: “No worries, I’ve always wanted to beat up a giant shark, and a violent oppressor from the past. It was win-win.”

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Jacqui: “The future sure is crazy. Who ever thought it would be a good idea to put Hitler’s brain in a shark and let it run for president? Shark-Stalin would have been a far superior candidate.”

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Mallorie grew up :D Looks like Dawn’s constant talk of eco-friendliness has finally rubbed off. Mallorie: “All of mum’s constant whining about the environment suddenly makes sense!”

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Lady Wolf, (I finally remembered her name is Morgana, but I like Lady Wolf better :D) has recently begun a torrid love affair with Kavalee. I’m not keen on the idea of Kavalee hooking up with a married woman. But seeing how I still haven’t gotten around to finding him a piece of arm candy, I decided to let it pan out.

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Lady Wolf: “I bet you are a Sagittarius. Part man, part stallion!” Kavalee: “It’s Capricorn actually, So part goat, part...fish.”

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Kavalee: “You’ll have to excuse me, my niece is crying, and I’m designated babysitter.” Lady Wolf: “I love a man who adores children. You’re everything Thornton is not.” This girl wants children BAD.

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Mallorie: “Hey Daddy, I brought a friend home from school.” Peter: “Okay, sweetie.”

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VJ: “Woah dude, you cannot get away with blue.” Peter: “I have an instant dislike of you.”

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VJ: “Hey did you see what I did to Skip Javeed this afternoon? They said he might even lose an eye. That’s what he gets for writing me a love letter.”

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Mallorie: “Skip doesn’t like you, he likes me. I put that note in your desk because I thought it would be funny. You didn’t have to beat him up so badly.” VJ: “I’m pretty sure I did. But that is pretty funny.“

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VJ: “Hey nerd! I see you walking up behind me. You trying to lecture me or something?! I don’t let ‘the man’ or anybody tell me what to do. I make my own rules! And if I want to beat up somebody for having a crush on me, that’s what I’m going to do! And what smells like fish!?”

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Kavalee: “I was just going to compliment your hair!”

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Kavalee: “What an insecure young boy, I don’t look like ‘the man’ do I? Mallorie, what’s wrong with you? You’ve got this weird lusty look in your eyes.”

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Mallorie: “VJ is a badboy and he’s so dreamy. I love a man who doesn’t put with people’s BS. He doesn’t play by anybody’s rules. Not even his own.”

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Things get hot and heavy between these two.

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Lady Wolf: “Oh Kavalee, I always feel so special and important around you. You almost make me want to leave Thornton.” Kavalee: “Do it Morgy, leave Thornton and his mansion. You can come live with me here. It’s not really my house, but I have my own room.”

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Peter: “I don’t like this boy that Mallorie is interested in. We need to put our heads together and break them up! He’s no good for her.”

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Dawn: “Of course he isn’t, but Mallorie isn’t your baby girl anymore. She's grown up and she needs to start figuring things out for herself. If you don’t stop controlling her she’s going to end up warped and be incapable of loving any man but you.”

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Peter: “If the only man she ever loves is me, I consider it a good thing.”

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Jacqueline was still on a mission to get revenge on the grim reaper. She was on the look out for a very old person to befriend. The two oldest people in the town happened to be at the cemetery.

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Jacqui: “Hi, you don’t know me, but you should invite me over to your house.” Buster: “Why not, when you’re this old you don’t have time to worry about peoples’ ulterior motives.”

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Bessie: “I better run on home and lay out all of our photo albums so that we can reminisce with our new friend.”

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Coil: “So, I need to come over and talk to you about my paintings or something like that.” Skip: “Really?” Coil: “Not really. Mallorie gave me $5 dollars to distract you so she can run off with VJ, leaving you here.” Mallorie: What!? He’s so not getting that $5!

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Skip: “No Mallorie doesn’t like VJ. She’s angry at him because he beat me up. She likes me. I gave her two tickets so we can go to the movies together.”

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Coil: “I’m a kid and I can see that she only likes you as a friend. A distant friend.” Skip: “That’s right. You are a kid. You therefore cannot understand how I know she loves me without showing any physical signs of affection.”Coil: “Keep telling yourself that lardo.”

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Dawn: “Skip, you’re such a nice young boy. I wish my daughter would show an interest in you instead of that trash, VJ Alvi.” Skip: “Why does everybody keep saying that?”

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Mallorie: “Hey I scored two tickets to the movies. Did you want to go and not watch it.” VJ: “Why make out at the movies, when we could make out outside your house where your parents might see.”

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Mallorie was easily sold on the idea.

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Mallorie: “I don’t think my Dad saw, we should make out again.” Skip: “Lalalalala, can’t hear or see you. Don’t see anything happening here. See you at school tomorrow Mallorie!”

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Carousel loves her teddy bear, Squiggles.

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Of course, not as much as she loves the television. Carousel: “Like da colours, no more bwack-an-white.”

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Coil: “Come on Cara, we’re trying to sleep here.” Carousel: “No! Teebee! Teebee back on!”

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Peter: “Coil, your Mum won’t help me break up Mallorie and her new love interest. You think that VJ is bad for Mallorie don’t you?”

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Coil: “Of course that guy’s bad for Mallorie. He’s a deadbeat and a bully. But why does everybody keep asking me about this? Haven’t you noticed I’m a child?! How else do you think I can get away with this sweater vest?”

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Story-Progression came up telling that Buster did not have long to live. Jacqueline rushed over to see him die –give moral support in his time of impending death.

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OH NOES!!!

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Padmé (uselaforce) was the town’s resident ghost-hunter. Buster: “Phew, that pretty young thing will soon be rid of the ghosts and then we can get some shut-eye.” Jacqui: “That’s my baby boy’s wife. We’ll be here all night.”

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It did take her all night, but she finally got rid of the ghosts in Buster’s house. Xander: “Hey pretty lady, I think there’s still a ghost in my bedroom. We should go check together.” Padmé: “How about you try that line again when you don’t live with your parents?”

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Wife: “Those ghosts were very scary. But at least we got to spend quality time reminiscing about our house with our new friend.” Jacqui: I’ve been stuck here all night listening to these two blather on and they don’t even have a TV. Someone better die soon.

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Jacqui: “Hey, you gonna die or what?” Wife: “Such an odd remark.”

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VJ was too cool go to the park with Mallorie, so she invited Mortimer Goth instead. Mallorie: “If I can’t even get a guy to go to the park with me, how am I ever going to get married? I’m going to die alone, I just know it.”

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Mortimer: “But you are so beautiful Mallorie. Anybody would be crazy to not want to marry you.”

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Mallorie: “Mortimer, you’re so quiet and distant sometimes, but you have a good heart. And you live in that mansion up on the hill, and no one knows much about you. You are so....mysterious.” *lusty eyes*

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Beatrix made the mistake of wanting to go to her cousin Rachael’s house after school. Lessons must be learnt. Beatrix: “Why do I get a feeling of intense hatred in this house?”

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Jedda: “So this is what the offspring of Peter looks like. Glad I got out when I did. I could have ended up with children with freckles!” Beatrix: “But people love my freckles, they tell me all the time.” Jedda: “Yes, and then I bet you hear snickering behind your back.”

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Beatrix: “Is that true, do people hate my freckles? What if everyone hates me? Like some sort of conspiracy! I bet they are lying when they say for the 10th time that the stove isn’t on. They are all trying to get rid of me. What if Coil doesn’t like me? I want Coil to like me!”

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Rachael: “It’s not fair Grandma. Why does that stupid freckled cousin of mine get to live with you while my family’s stuck here. We’re the evil ones. Can you at least stay for a while and plot with me.”

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Jacqui: “I’m sorry Rachael. I’d love to stay and plot evil things with you, but I’m seeking revenge on the Grim Reaper and there’s an old man that’s about to cark it.” Rachael: “I understand.”

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Jacqui got back to Buster’s house just in time. Jacqui: “About time.”

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Buster: “Huh?” Jacqui: “I mean, Buster, no! It’s too soon. We were only beginning to know each other.”

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Jacqui: “Grim! Remember me?!” Grim: “Umm no?”

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Jacqui: “You took my Locke away from me. He was MY plaything. And now you will pay.”

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I couldn’t do anything to death apart from using the moodlet manager on him....so that’s what I did.

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It didn’t turn out to be the greatest idea. Grim: “Dumb broad.”

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Mallorie strangely shows an interest in one of Dawn’s hobbies.

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Of course it’s a ruse to be out back alone so she can snog Mortimer without being seen.

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Mortimer gets a good gander up Mallorie’s skirt.

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Coil: “What are you talking about Bea? Of course I like your freckles. I’m kind of jealous. I wish I had them.” Beatrix: “Really? I wish I had your blue hair.” Coil: “It looks good, but it’s hard to coordinate your outfit around it.”

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Coil: “Don’t listen to Aunty Jedda. She’s just jealous that mum stole her boyfriend and she wasn’t the heir.” Beatrix: “How did you wrap your head around this messed up family?” Coil: “Someone has to be the sensible adult in this house. Now push me higher!”

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Looks like something got up to some hanky panky while I was away.

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Kavalee: “Hey Morgy, what brings you over here dumpling?” Lady Wolf: “Okay, I was hoping this would explain itself....maybe we should go inside.”

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Kavalee: “You serious!? I’m going to be a daddy?!” Lady Wolf: “Yes, but I need to tell you something...”

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Kavalee: “This is going to be great! You can move in right now! The baby can sleep in our room! Of course we’ll have to manoeuvre around the fish, but the baby’s not big right away, it’s crib can rest on top of them... Lady Wolf: “Kavalee please listen...” Kavalee: “I’m going to call my brothers right away. They all thought I would die alone with only my fish to mourn me.”

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Lady Wolf: “Kavalee stop. I’m going back to Thornton, and I’m pretending the baby is his.”

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Kavalee: “....I don’t understand. It’s not his though. That’s a pretty mean joke to play.” Lady Wolf: “Kavalee, I’m being serious. This baby needs a stable future. You still live in your parent’s house in a room with ocean themed wallpaper! If you try to tell Thornton the baby’s yours, I’ll deny it.”

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Kavalee: “What?! NO! You can’t do this! That’s my baby! How can you even think about going back to Thornton when you know it’s not his! Morgana: “Please don’t make this harder for me than it is...” Kavalee: “Hard for you!? You’re being the bitch and ruining my life. That sounds like a pretty easy job to me!”

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Kavalee: “What?! NO! You can’t do this! That’s my baby! How can you even think about going back to Thornton when you know it’s not his! If this is your plan, why are you telling me! You could have just gone back and never said a word to me. I would have been upset about the break-up but none the wiser.” Lady Wolf: “I felt you deserved to know...” Kavalee: “Deserved to know! What I deserve is a woman who doesn’t run away the moment life hits her in the face!” Lady Wolf: “Please don’t make this harder for me than it is...” Kavalee: “Hard for you!? You’re being the bitch and ruining my life. That sounds like a pretty easy job to me!”

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Lady Wolf: “I’m sorry, but my mind is made up. I was weak, but this baby has reminded me why I married Thornton. He’s a provider, and the baby and I need a good provider. Besides, in a way, I still do love Thornton.”

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Kavalee: “But...I love you. Don’t you love me.” Lady Wolf: “Goodbye Kavalee, please don’t try to contact me.”

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Kavalee: “But Morgy....I love you.” (Ending on a sad note here :( Next chapter not too far away.)