The Pause Legacy - Chapter 21: I Am Secretly Judging You

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Whoo! Welcome back, good to see everyone :D Last time, Dawn won the heir poll, Jedda broke Peter’s heart, and the rest grew up and escaped with pretty wives/husbands.

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Dawn’s gardening has become much easier with the harvester. And her panties won’t get dirt on them.

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I’m surprised you’re even using it, seeing as how Jacqueline made it. Dawn: “Oh no, she did! She’s probably configured it to suck out my soul or something!” Or at least make you spin round and around real fast :D

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Peter is invited to move into.....GAH!!! WHAT IS THAT?!?!? AVERT YOUR GAZE!

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Much better.

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Much, much better. Peter got a job as a stylist just before he moved in and somehow he is already level 8. So you wore legacy hair along with a brown leather jacket, blue track pants and boat shoes.....and you’re a stylist? Peter: “I don’t create trends.. I just roll with them.”

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Jacqueline is becoming quite the skilled inventor. No doubt doomsday devices will be built shortly.

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But is still not immune to the inventing table’s side effects.

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Jacqui: “For some reason I feel angry about my son that I never even speak to. Why is he still living here? And why does he have 21 fishbowls in his room?”

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Locke: “Oh my goodness woman! What has happened to your arm!?”

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Jacqui: “I’m trying to have a conversation with you about our dim-witted son, and you try to change the subject to why I replaced my inferior fleshy arm to a mighty-robotic one. Real mature.”

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Locke: “Forget I asked. I don’t really want to know.” Jacqui: “Really? It’s a pretty interesting story.”

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Jacqui: “I finally have a mighty mechanical arm and what do I use it for? I have a much better idea of how to get rid of this grime.”

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KABLAMMO!

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Locke: “I think I’ve been pretty good about not running away through all the psychological abuse I have endured in this relationship, but dodging flying porcelain is crossing the line. You didn’t even warn me.” Jacqui: “I ran past you really fast. I thought it was pretty obvious what was about to happen.”

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Locke: “As a sign of remorse you should apologise to me.” Jacqui: “But I don’t wanna.” Locke: “You said you’d try to act like you care about me.” Jacqui: “Can’t we just skip to the making out part?”

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Evidently yes ;D

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Peter begins his first shift as a stylist by wearing that......outfit....

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As a rule, when a stranger invites you over to give him a “makeover”, don’t voluntarily go into the dodgy shed in the back. It just screams sex dungeon.

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AHHHHHH! WHAT DID I TELL YA! Out of the “garden shed” comes the creeper wearing what can only be described as.....suspicious.

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Mr. NotSuspicious: “I just got this....new job....you see. And I NEED a complete makeover. Hair, the lot. Just make me blend into the community.” Peter: “Don’t worry, I’m all about the latest styles.” Sounds a lot like you need to hide your identity to me...*shifty eye glance*

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Mr. NotSuspicious: “BLUE TIPS?!?!? WHAT THE HELL WERE YOU THINKING?!?!!?” Peter: “Dude, everyone loves blue.” Mr. NotSuspicious: “I said BLEND IN!!! Are you trying to ruin me!?”

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Mr. NotSuspicious: “Those hideous fake glasses would have done a better job at blending me in than this get-up.” Peter: “Whatever, it’s not my fault if you can’t appreciate style.”

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Peter: “This fashion stuff is so simple.” Mr. NotSuspicious: “I will find out where you live, and then I will kill you.”

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Dawn: “Now that Jedda has gotten married, I think it’s time we try and have a real relationship with each other.” Peter: “Baby, you’re the only woman for me. Jedda is completely out of the picture.”

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So I gather you’re not going to let Dawn know about the whole stalking thing? Peter: “No, I’m not.”

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♫ Dun dun dun de dun dun de dun ♫

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♫ Dun de de dun dun dun do de dun♫

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♫ Dun dun dun de dununununun♫

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Dawn: “I wonder if I should start using two rounds of conditioner.”

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Jacqui: “I’m scaring you!” Dawn: “AHHH!”

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Jacqui: “Sneaking across the whole length of the house was totally worth it.”

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Awww Jacqueline got old. I keep forgetting her default hair is bald :D

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Jacqui: “Still got the guns at least. I knew you girls wouldn’t leave me in my old age.”

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Locke somehow finds a guitar in his inventory that I did not buy, and he’s now addicting to practicing it ALL day.

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His safety weapon hidden safely behind the guitar of course.

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Peter annoyingly got a girlfriend before he moved in. Now we have to go through the whole rig moral of breaking up with her. Caroline: “Why didn’t you tell me you moved? Aren’t you going to invite me in?” Peter: “Yeah...about that....”

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Caroline: “But why? Is it another woman!?” Peter: “Does it have to always be another woman? Can’t I just decide that I don’t like you anymore?”

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Caroline: “Please, tell me why! Is it because I like it when we wear matching outfits? Or because I call you Petey-Wetey in public? Or because I dress like a grandma?”

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Peter: “I’m gonna say all of those reasons. Plus I’m dating a real hot chick with an afro.”

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The chance to give his ex a bad makeover was too tempting to pass up.

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Caroline: “Now I look how I feel inside!”

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Peter: Is it wrong that what I just did felt kind of good? Is this how Jacqueline gets to feel every day?

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Peter: “Mr. Locke, I’m madly in love with your daughter and I want to marry her.” Locke: “The daughter I like or the daughter I don’t like?” Peter: “I’m not really sure. What’s the difference?”

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Locke: “Well, if it’s the one who takes after her mother, I would say “What do I care, as long as you don’t live here anymore”, but if it’s my darling Dawn...”

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Locke: “...I would caution you that I do carry this chisel everywhere, in self-defence of course. But if you decide to break her heart, I might accidently lose my grip....and it might fall....into your organs.”

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Peter: “I like you Mr. Locke. I wish I had a father like you.....I’m sure I had a father but I can’t remember as I’m currently repressing some pretty bad memories.” Locke: “Okay, we’re going to stop this conversation now.”

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Uma was having problems meeting that special someone. She wanted a new look. Peter: “The trouble is your clothes. They’re too everyday. We need to put you in something that takes peoples’ eyes away from your face.” Uma: “Ummmm....I’m not so sure about this.”

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Peter: “Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuust me.”

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Unfortunately Uma liked the makeover. Uma: “Wow, my butt has never sizzled before.”

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Uma: “I’m going to call all of my friends so we can meet up and I can show off my makeover to everyone!” Peter: What have I done? I want to run this chick over so I can destroy the monster I have created.

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Story Progression found some time to knock up Jedda and being the kind person I am, I swapped households and brought her over to stalk Peter some more :D Jedda: “I guess I should tell you I’m pregnant. Yup, doesn’t it suck to know it’s not yours. And that you will never have a chance with me again.”

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Peter: “Really? Congrats to you and Maverick. I don’t know if anyone told you but Dawn and I are expecting too.” Wait, you are? Peter: “And we just got married too!” You did? Thanks a lot for telling me story progression!

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Jedda: “I just so happen to find family men extremely attractive.”

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Peter: “Well, if you’re looking for a sexy family man, you’ve found one. Our history is far too complicated to let something like marriage and pregnancies stand in the way of us.” Jedda: This guy is just far too easy to manipulate. Kind of ruins the fun a bit. I can tell this is not going to end well.

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This is DEFINITELY not going to end well...

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Good, she’s too busy going into labour to notice. Wait a minute, you weren’t even pregnant when I changed households, and now you’re giving birth???? I better change households back.

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It’s a funny looking girl :D Mallorie Pause

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Peter: “Oh my god, I’m a father!” Jedda: “I just realised your name is now Peter Pause. That’s hilarious!”

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Jacqui: “Don’t fear the arm little one. It’s just to give grandma a more menacing look. Plus I can crush skulls now.” BIRTHDAY PARTY TIME!

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Hannah: “There is evil in this baby. I can sense it. MUWAHAHAHHAHAHAHA”

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Kurt: “Oh Shannon, since my lovely elderly wife died, I feel like I have nothing to live for!” Shannon: “I’m gathering that we are family because we have the same hair, but still, I don’t care.”

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Aww, no blue hair or purple eyes. But the freckles are oh-so-cute.

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Peter’s brother was less than enthusiastic about Mallorie. Wade: “No blue hair? She’s clearly not family material. You’re going to have to get another one.”

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Peter: “Daddy doesn’t care that you don’t have blue hair. He still loves you.”

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Mallorie: “YAY :D”

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Then this happened. It would be great if I could have one birthday party where some old sim didn’t decide to cark it.

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Isaac: “The poor man. Dying at his granddaughter’s birthday party. It’s so sad.”

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Kavalee: “Dad, no!” Archer: “I know! And at our niece's birthday party! She’s going to be traumatised!”

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The grim reaper showed up looking a lot less imposing then he did before. Grim: “I.....am the Grim Reaper!”

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Dawn: “What...seriously?”

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Jacqui: “Who are you?” Grim: “The Grim Reaper. I’ve come to collect your lover’s soul........The harbinger of death?” Jacqui: “No really, who are you?”

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Grim: “Look, who’s the only person in the room with a giant scythe? Me. Therefore, I’m the Grim Reaper and now everyone can shut up and let me do my job.”

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LOCKE ROSAS : 92 Days Old Why do the good and deeply fearful sims always die so young? You started out just as a humble NPC repairman, and then you caught Jacqueline’s eye, and it was all over. You managed to entangle yourself in a love triangle with 2 evil woman, and had to defend yourself with sculpting tools. But I loved you too much and I could never let you leave.

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Woman: “Poor Mallorie. Why did death decide to take him now? That little baby girl is going to grow up traumatised.” Jedda: “We know. Only everybody has stated that! To make matters even more unbelievable I’ll probably go into labour right about now.”

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................................................. Jedda: “I’m NOT going into labour!”

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Jacqui: “That jerk just took my Locke away from me....”

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Jacqui: “I will make it my life mission to hunt down and payback the Grim Reaper. Watch out Grim, your days are numbered!”

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Jacqui: “Did you hear son!? I’m going to destroy the grim reaper!” Kavalee: “AHHHHH! I know! I was right next to you when you were plotting!” Until next time :D

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Shannon: “Soooooo...I’m guessing nobody wants cake?”