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It’s a kind of a book that : Remains open for a surprisingly long time Requires no mental exercise Authors (we) are not bespectacled nerds Has little to do with actual studies Everyone s it

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If cocaine were digital, it would be called Facebook It’s a drug that causes effects like : Procrastination Swollen fingers Dropped grades Skipped classes Increased need to add more friends Facebook SUTTA hai….

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Orthodox No group chats Monotonous interface Static and less features Lesser chance of show-off Facebook= living in college, Orkut = the mundane school life People don’t giving s CRAP

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Like Poke Comment Relationship status Tagging

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Chintoo Candy user High content of chintoo candy cells Their display pic is always in goggles ( wearing white baniyaan with orifices) Girls always get request from them (not NITK gals)

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Birthday celebration – 60 minutes , pics uploaded – 120 Their camera accompanies them everywhere…. EVERYWHERE They tag you for “ publicity ” purpose… force you to “ comment ”….and “ thank you ” for liking Our next slide illustrates the same…

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The most zeheri facebook users They spit venom regularly Pav Bhaji ke liye aapko chahiye- Aloo -1 kg Tamatar - 4 P'cs Masala - 1 packet Namak - Swaad Anusar P yaaz - A ukaat A nusar

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They give unnecessary advice Baba Ramdev effect “SAB MOH MAAYA HAI” “Subah ho ya shaam, karo PRANAYAM”

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The most irritating ones They like their own statuses Online 24*7 Can be given the tag of “Facebook neta”

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Love quotes Public display of affection “Devdas” of Facebook “Ye ishq nahin asaan, bas itna samajh lije, aag ka dariya hai….” _|_

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The most unsocial people Everything is hidden (even their gender) One cant message them or send them a friend request

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Typical “ghamandi” girls DP of a famous hollywood or bollywood actress Friend requests are not rejected, but accumulated About me: “sweet, innocent girl” Gossips about the guys who send them friend requests

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Don’t like your own statuses Don’t fall in love on Facebook Don’t put up pics in goggles Don’t write about your schedule Be original