Majedaar hai jaroor padna: Majedaar hai jaroor padna


Slide2: Ek din, main Delhi pahuncha,           Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha.                   Coolie ne kaha: "Bahar jaake poocho."                     Maine khud hi rasta dhundh liya,                     Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha:                    "Bhai saab Lal Kile ka kitna loge?"                      Jawab mila: "Bechna nahi hai."


Slide3: Taxi chod, maine bus pakad li,       Conductor se pooncha: "Ji, kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"     Wo gurrra kar bola: "Hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."                Maine kaha: "Par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"            Phir se gurrrraya: "Usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."


Slide4:   Lal Kile pahucha, hotel gaya.          Manager se kaha: "Mujhe room chahiye, satvi manzil pe."           Manager ne kaha: "Rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"                       Room pahucha, waiter se kaha:                        "Ek paani ka gilas milega?"     Usne jawab diya: "Nahi sahab, yahan to saare kanchke milte hain."


Slide5: Hotel se nikla, dost ke ghar jaane ke liye,                       Raste me ek sahab se pooncha:                   "Janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"        Janab hans kar bole: "Peechle bees saal se dekh rahan hoon,                   Yahi padi hai... kahin nahin jaati."


Slide6:  Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada,                      Usne poocha: "Kaise aana hua?"                  Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,                     Maine bhi jawab diya: "Train se."          Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha:          "Areeee sunti ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai,                       Uuse kuch taja taja khilao."     Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.  Kaha: "Taji hawa kha lijiye."


Slide7: Dost ne phir se baday pyar se biwi se kaha: "Areeee sunti ho, inhe jara apna chalis saal purana aachar to dikhana."                Bhabiji ek baatli me rakha aachar le aayi.              Maine bhi apnapan dikhate hue bhabiji se kaha:           "Bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi nahi?"          Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya: "Yuhi agar sab ko chakhati                 To aachar chalis saal purana kaise hota?"


Slide8: Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne potey ko sula rahi thi,                      Saath me lori bhi ga rahi thi:                      "Diploma so ja, diploma so ja."               Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha:                        "Yaar, ye diploma kya hai?"                Dost ne jawab diya: "Mere grandson ka naam,                Beti bambai gayi thi, diploma lene ke liye                        Aur saath mein ise le aayi,                Isiliye hamne iska naam Diploma rakh diya."


Slide9: Phir maine pooncha: "Aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"      Dost ne jawab diya: "Bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye."