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Thoughts About Men…: 

Thoughts About Men…

Every man is odd… Shakespeare, Hamlet : 

Every man is odd… Shakespeare, Hamlet

But men are men; the best sometimes forget… Shakespeare, Othello: 

But men are men; the best sometimes forget… Shakespeare, Othello

There is not one good man on earth who does what is best and does not err… Ecclesiastes: 

There is not one good man on earth who does what is best and does not err… Ecclesiastes

There are no great men, only great challenges that ordinary men are forced by circumstances to meet… William F. Halsey : 

There are no great men, only great challenges that ordinary men are forced by circumstances to meet… William F. Halsey

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping... Men invade another country… It’s a whole different way of thinking… Elayne Boosler : 

When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping... Men invade another country… It’s a whole different way of thinking… Elayne Boosler

The young man who has not wept is a savage … and the old man who will not laugh is a fool… George Santayana: 

The young man who has not wept is a savage … and the old man who will not laugh is a fool… George Santayana

What saves a man is to take a step… Then another step… Antoine de Saint-Exupéry : 

What saves a man is to take a step… Then another step… Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men… Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard : 

Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men… Frank McKinney "Kin" Hubbard

Men are taught to apologize for their weakness… Women for their strength… Lois Wyse: 

Men are taught to apologize for their weakness… Women for their strength… Lois Wyse

Men play the game… women know the score… Roger Woddis: 

Men play the game… women know the score… Roger Woddis

A man is God in ruins… Ralph Waldo Emerson : 

A man is God in ruins… Ralph Waldo Emerson

Wise men are not always silent… But they know when to be… Anonymus: 

Wise men are not always silent… But they know when to be… Anonymus

Young men want to be faithful and are not… old men want to be faithless and can not… Oscar Wilde: 

Young men want to be faithful and are not… old men want to be faithless and can not… Oscar Wilde

A man is what he is; not what he was… Yiddish proverb : 

A man is what he is; not what he was… Yiddish proverb

Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another… Homer, The Iliad: 

Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one thing in his heart and speaks another… Homer, The Iliad

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things… Francois Morency : 

The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness and kindness, can be trained to do most things… Francois Morency

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus… Steven Wright: 

There are three stages of man: he believes in Santa Claus; he doesn't believe in Santa Claus; he is Santa Claus… Steven Wright

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason… Stanley Baldwine: 

I would rather trust a woman's instinct than a man's reason… Stanley Baldwine

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!... Kathy Lette: 

Why can't women tell jokes? Because we marry them!... Kathy Lette

No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility… Simon de Bauvoir : 

No one is more arrogant toward women, more aggressive or scornful, than the man who is anxious about his virility… Simon de Bauvoir

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near... Helen Rowland: 

Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near... Helen Rowland

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible… Margaret Mead: 

Women want mediocre men, and men are working hard to be as mediocre as possible… Margaret Mead

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career… Gloria Steubem : 

I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career… Gloria Steubem

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity… Helen Rowland : 

The follies which a man regrets most, in his life, are those which he didn't commit when he had the opportunity… Helen Rowland

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs… Jeanne-Marie Roland : 

The more I see of men, the more I like dogs… Jeanne-Marie Roland

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf… Lana Turner : 

A gentleman is simply a patient wolf… Lana Turner

For everybody knows that it requires very little to satisfy the gentlemen, if a woman will only give her mind to it... Margaret Oliphont : 

For everybody knows that it requires very little to satisfy the gentlemen, if a woman will only give her mind to it... Margaret Oliphont

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time... and they're gone… Lenny Bruse : 

Guys are like dogs. They keep coming back. Ladies are like cats. Yell at a cat one time... and they're gone… Lenny Bruse

If you want anything said, ask a man... If you want something done, ask a woman… Margaret Thatcher : 

If you want anything said, ask a man... If you want something done, ask a woman… Margaret Thatcher

Man has will, but woman has her way… Oliver Wendell : 

Man has will, but woman has her way… Oliver Wendell

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes… Oscar Wilde : 

Women are never disarmed by compliments. Men always are. That is the difference between the sexes… Oscar Wilde

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract… Kathy Lette: 

Why do men like intelligent women? Because opposites attract… Kathy Lette

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself… Louis Nizer: 

When a man points a finger at someone else, he should remember that four of his fingers are pointing at himself… Louis Nizer

Behind every successful man there is a surprising woman… Maryon Pearson : 

Behind every successful man there is a surprising woman… Maryon Pearson

Men are what their mothers made them… Ralph Waldo Emerson: 

Men are what their mothers made them… Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are but children of a larger growth… John Dryden : 

Men are but children of a larger growth… John Dryden

I like men who have a future and women who have a past… Oscar Wilde: 

I like men who have a future and women who have a past… Oscar Wilde

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest… Franklin Adams: 

The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest… Franklin Adams

The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men... Lupez Velez : 

The first time you buy a house you think how pretty it is and sign the check. The second time you look to see if the basement has termites. It's the same with men... Lupez Velez

Men are all alike; except the one you’ve met who’s different… Mae West : 

Men are all alike; except the one you’ve met who’s different… Mae West

Man must be disciplined, for he is by nature raw and wild… Immanuel Kant: 

Man must be disciplined, for he is by nature raw and wild… Immanuel Kant

In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play… Fruedrich Nietzsche : 

In every real man a child is hidden that wants to play… Fruedrich Nietzsche

Men don’t want anything they get too easy. But on the other hand, men lose interest quickly… Tennessee Williams : 

Men don’t want anything they get too easy. But on the other hand, men lose interest quickly… Tennessee Williams

Man is something to be surpassed… Friedrich Nierzsche : 

Man is something to be surpassed… Friedrich Nierzsche

Men are cowards before women until they become tyrants… Anthony Trollope : 

Men are cowards before women until they become tyrants… Anthony Trollope

A man may conquer million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors… Buddha : 

A man may conquer million men in battle but one who conquers himself is, indeed, the greatest of conquerors… Buddha

Men are from Mars… Women are from Venus… John Gray : 

Men are from Mars… Women are from Venus… John Gray

You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men… Benjamin Disraeli : 

You can tell the strength of a nation by the women behind its men… Benjamin Disraeli

It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men… Mae West: 

It’s not the men in my life that counts, it’s the life in my men… Mae West

Man does not control his own fate… The women in his life do that for him… Groucho Marx: 

Man does not control his own fate… The women in his life do that for him… Groucho Marx

There are two things no man will ever admit he can’t do well; Drive and make love… Billy Crystal: 

There are two things no man will ever admit he can’t do well; Drive and make love… Billy Crystal

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on… Winston Churchill: 

Man will occasionally stumble over the truth, but most times he will pick himself up and carry on… Winston Churchill

A man is nothing but breath and shadow… Sophocles: 

A man is nothing but breath and shadow… Sophocles

There are more men ennobled by study than by nature… Marcus Tullius Cicero: 

There are more men ennobled by study than by nature… Marcus Tullius Cicero

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power… George Bernard Shaw: 

Power does not corrupt men; fools, however, if they get into a position of power, corrupt power… George Bernard Shaw

The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall… Francis Bacon : 

The desire of excessive power caused the angels to fall; the desire of knowledge caused men to fall… Francis Bacon

Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters… Victor Hugo: 

Adversity makes men, and prosperity makes monsters… Victor Hugo

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; hey grow old because they quit playing… Oliver Wendell Holmes: 

Men do not quit playing because they grow old; hey grow old because they quit playing… Oliver Wendell Holmes

Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course… William Shakespeare: 

Let me embrace thee, sour adversity, for wise men say it is the wisest course… William Shakespeare

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change… Confucius: 

Only the wisest and stupidest of men never change… Confucius

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth… Chuck Norris: 

Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth… Chuck Norris

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever… Francois de La Rochefoucauld: 

Passion makes idiots of the cleverest men, and makes the biggest idiots clever… Francois de La Rochefoucauld

In the long run, men hit only what they aim at… Therefore, they had better aim at something high… Henry David Thoreau: 

In the long run, men hit only what they aim at… Therefore, they had better aim at something high… Henry David Thoreau

Great men or men of great gifts you shall easily find, but symmetrical men never… Ralph Waldo Emerson: 

Great men or men of great gifts you shall easily find, but symmetrical men never… Ralph Waldo Emerson

Men are only as great as they are kind… Elbert Hubbard: 

Men are only as great as they are kind… Elbert Hubbard

Of all that Heaven produces and nourishes, there is none so great as man… Confucius http://www.slideshare.net/ak85ka: 

Of all that Heaven produces and nourishes, there is none so great as man… Confucius http://www.slideshare.net/ak85ka