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If I designed a roller coaster, you ‘d really have a reason to spew. Of course I’d have the usual stuff like loop-de-loops. But I’d make them go much faster.
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Then I’d have flames shoot out at you when you went by,
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Followed by waves of water in case your clothes caught on fire.
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The big drop would be really, really steep and really, really long.
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You’d have to stay upside down and side ways for ages and ages while millions of poisonous killer spiders crawled around your head.
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That’s when you’d hit the rim of an ice-cave vortex. Its like the inside of a frozen tornado that takes you swirling down this slippery drain, around and around and around until your so dizzy that you can’t even focus.
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Finally, you’d be in the cannon. BANG! ZOOM! Into the air, where you’d peak and then Just drop Free-falling Until the parachute opened.
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Which it always would. Well,90% of the time, anyway.