Ms. Ahearn's Class Limericks May 2010

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Ms. Ahearn's Grade 4 Class Limericks Wood Acres E.S. Bethesda MD

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Mrs. Ahearn's Class Limericks 2009-2010

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Zippy the Hippy There once was a hippy named Zippy He had a twin named Tippy He was a dope He liked to mope And then his pants went rippy. By Aiden L.

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Panini There once was a sandwich panini Who had a layer of lean-y zucchini. Her name was Lana and she wanted nirvana But panini was eaten by a meanie. By Abby

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Book There once was a little book In that book there was a hook I saw a little bat that is a tiny brat And the bat scared the cook Alexander

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Waterpark There once was a big waterpark, That whenever you swim you get a mark, A mark that stays, You’ll be like Billy Mays, Then you’ll become a fat shark. By Ally

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DOG & HOG There once was a dog and a hog. They sat on an explosive log. The log blew up, they both threw up, and they met a five colored frog. By Baillie

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FRIENDS By: Bella There once were a few friends They had a lot of Mercedes Benz They love to shop Until they drop And they always start new trends

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Bird Doing Math By Brandon There once was a bird in a bath He loved to do very easy math Especially the addition But not the division Then he followed a strange little path

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Jack There once was a cat named Jack Who always sat on a tack Then he cried And sadly died But he always like eating Big Mac By: Cal

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THE WEIRD MOUSE There once was a purple mouse Who sat on a very big house he ate a bun and started to run And then he wandered in the lighthouse By: Camila

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Absurd Nerd There once was an absurd nerd Who ate a big fat bluebird there was a shout and the bird came out The bird was reduced to a bean curd. By Casey

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Nun By Clare There once was a fat nun She did not have any fun She could not talk and fell off a dock She did not run she weighed a ton

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Pug There once was a dog name Pug He like to sleep on the rug he wasn’t sad he wasn’t bad Until he met his best friend Tug by Eliza

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Cow There once was a small cow He loved to pluck his eyebrow He went to the hall They had a mall Then he bought a big snowplow By Irina

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The Yankees There once was a team called the Yankees They used to be called the Stankees Until everybody hear-ies They won the World Series And now they are the number 1 rankees By: Jacob

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Bear There once was a cute little bear He got a big beautiful chair He got a house There was a mouse They all want to be the king of Time Square By: Jenny

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Pete There once was a fat guy named Pete. He was obese and not very neat When he finished his meal, He bent over and keeled Now he can finally see his feet. By Joey

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Poor Ace There once was a kid named Ace. He had a very ugly face. He stepped on a vine. Which was a mine. That was the end of the Human Race. By: Kevin

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The Blue Carrot There once was a large blue carrot The people say it was a ferret Jim took a bite then flew a kite The carrot was a boy named Garret By: Lena

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The Pretty Big Fellow There once was a marshmallow He was a pretty big fellow He broke his leg And said, ”Oh Meg!” And then he swallowed a cello. By Lia

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The King's Crown There once was a kings crown Who at once started to frown Made a face And ruined the place Now the king has to leave town. By Liv

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The Sickness There once was a very sick man He loved to eat out of cans he wears a skirt and pulls off his shirt and gives it to one of his fans By Owen

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Nerdy Love Again There once was a child named Tim Tim's mind was very dim He got out of the house Screaming with a pout Then Tim was loved by Kim By: Priya

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The Eel There once was an eel named Shmeel. He decided to mine for steel. of steel he found none, of gold he found tons! To this he said, “What a deal!” By Rory

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Clair's Chair There once was a bear named Clair Clair had a very special chair The chair broke She felt provoked And then Clair bought a stuffed hare By: Sofia

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The Dog Named Jack There once was a dog named Jack His owner gave him no slack so now he's sad and very mad And now he needs a Big Mac By Zoë

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FLYERS There once was team called the Flyers Every one they played were dyers They won the Stanley Cup Now other teams backup All the other teams graves are empires By David

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