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What goes up the chimney down, but not down the chimney up? An umbrella

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Dad, 'You usually talk a lot on the phone. Why did you only talk half an hour?' Daughter, 'It was a wrong number!'

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On which side of an ostrich are the feathers? The outside!

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After a careful examination the doctor said, ' I’m sorry to tell you that you’ve only got four hours to live.

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Is there anyone you want to see before you go?' 'Yes,' answered the patient. ' Another doctor.'

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'Joey, can you come out and play?' 'No. I have to help my dad do my homework.'

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Why did the clown take off his shoes? His feet felt funny.

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What did the elevator say to the doctor? 'I’m coming down with something.'

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Where do spices go when they are sick? To see Dr. Pepper.

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What did the gum say to the shoe? 'I’m stuck on you.'

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What is the longest word in English? Smiles There’s a mile between each 's'.