the jewel box

Category: Entertainment

Presentation Description

A Box containing priceless sayings to assist the stray and hopeless beings and give advise so that you do not pay the price. Accompanied by music.


By: ghafooriyan (98 month(s) ago)

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Presentation Transcript

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The Jewel Box By Chiqita

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“Since light travels  faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

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“Marriage is an institution in which a man loses his Bachelor’s Degree and the woman gets her Masters.”

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“A good discussion is like a miniskirt; Short enough to pertain interest and long enough to cover the subject.”

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“Do you want to speak to the manager or someone who knows what's going on?”

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Children: “You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.”

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“Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?”

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“Children in the dark make accidents, but accidents in the dark make children.”

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“Girls are like roads, the more curves, the more dangerous they are.”

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“There are two kinds of friends: those who are around when you need them, and those who are around when they need you.”

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“Smoking helps you lose weight ... one lung at a time!”

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“Living on Earth may be expensive... but it includes an annual free trip around the Sun.”

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“War doesn't determine who's right. War determines who's left.”

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“Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.”

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“We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.”

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The End Lady In Red

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