logging in or signing up why lady must know English Big5500 Download Post to : URL : Related Presentations : Share Add to Flag Embed Email Send to Blogs and Networks Add to Channel Uploaded from authorPOINT lite Insert YouTube videos in PowerPont slides with aS Desktop Copy embed code: Embed: Flash iPad Copy Does not support media & animations WordPress Embed Customize Embed URL: Copy Thumbnail: Copy The presentation is successfully added In Your Favorites. Views: 97 Category: Education License: All Rights Reserved Like it (0) Dislike it (0) Added: November 25, 2009 This Presentation is Public Favorites: 0 Presentation Description No description available. Comments Posting comment... Premium member Presentation Transcript Slide 1: WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH ?? Slide 2: THERE IS A STORY … … Slide 3: After he checked out from the customs, he felt he needed to go to the toilet, so he looked for one. When he found the toilet, there was a lady sitting at the entrance. One day, an Ang Moh from USA arrived at KLIA Airport. Slide 4: When he was about to enter the toilet, the lady stopped him and asked for forty cents in Cantonese ("sey kok"). The Mat Salleh wondered why in MALAYSIA they have to "see the cock" before entering the toilet? So he said "no" But the lady insisted. Since he had no choice, he took out his cock and showed it to her. Slide 5: The lady said "No! No! Duit, Duit!" (Duit means money in Malay) But the Ang Moh misunderstood again and thought that she said "Do it! Do it!" So he asked, "Now? Here?" The lady replied "Yes, yes!" because she doesn't quite understand English. Slide 6: The Ang Moh thought that she wanted to have sex with him. SO he stripped the lady and made love to her. The lady started screaming and shouted, "SAKIT! SAKIT!" (pain in Malay), and the Ang Moh thought it was "SUCK IT! SUCK IT!" He said "OK! I will suck it for you" and took both breasts and suck them. Slide 7: The lady again screamed "Oh, TUHAN!" (Oh, MY GOD....in Malay). The Ang Moh misunderstood again. "Too HARD? OK, sweetheart, I'll be gentler a bit," the Ang Moh replied. Slide 8: Suddenly, a security guard walked by … … Slide 9: SO the lady shouted for help, "TOLONG! TOLONG, ENCIK!" The Ang Moh replied, "Not too long, just 6 inches only." Slide 11: NOW YOU KNOW WHY LADIES MUST KNOW HOW TO SPEAK ENGLISH ?? Slide 13: THE END You do not have the permission to view this presentation. In order to view it, please contact the author of the presentation.