A Colorful Joint Legacy

A Colorful Joint Legacy : 

A Colorful Joint Legacy Chapter 1 Besotted by the Shallow

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Hello and welcome to a Colorful Joint Legacy! This is a Sims 3 Joint Legacy at www.forums.boolprop.com, an awesome Sims community! The theme for the joint legacy is interesting shades of color depending on the heir/heiress favorite color! I had the honor of starting and continuing the legacy will be India, Sue, Jessika, Jessica, Tiffany, Alex, Avery, Zaby and Ryan! This legacy is following Aaroc’s rules at the forums and we are following the following handicaps: Art is Good, The Written World, Strict Family Values, Matriarchy, Don’t Bite off More Then You Can Chew and Storyteller! And also the Family Trait is Bookworm. Oh and if your wondering who the freaky blue girl is arguing on the cover, she and Flamora were part of a competition entry. And it was a cool picture so I took it!

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P.S Oh and I used the word “damn” in here. Just so you know! I decided to name this chapter “Besotted by the Shallow” because it’s a really cool word “besotted”. So yeah, On with the story!

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Hello, and welcome to a Colorful Joint Legacy! And look at this freako founder! “Who the HELL are you calling a freako?” You! “And you call yourself a creator?” Hey, don’t diss me! I’ve been on the lot like 5 seconds! “Loser”

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Well that aside! Take a look at what clothes I made for her! “BAH! This is taken from a scrap yard!” I HATE CHOO. Anyway her name is Flamora Colorful. She likes steak, classical music and the color red! Her traits are Frugal, Flirty, Bookworm, Artistic…oh and she “might” be Evil…*gulp*

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For this generation since Flamora’s fave color is red, she shall have kids named after interesting shades of red! “Whatever, your so poor you couldn’t afford to take me a picture of my house!” Flamora…it’s YOUR house! Not mine! “So? You built it!” Aaaargh.

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Oh yes! Flamora has such little money she goes into the gym, just to shower! Well athletic is needed for her LTW. Which is to be Emperor of Evil… Way to pick a founder, Ayesha, you really should get a degree.

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Your eating on the toilet! TEE-HEE!!! “Shut up *shovels ice-cream* I only have 95 bucks!” True story…spare some change for a legacy founder? Please?

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Sleep well while your single…without any kids, messy places, no job, and only a husband. “You know I never really sleep right?” Totally, now good night!

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MWHAHAHAHAHAHAH! The community garden! Flamora harvest your next supper! “…Remind me why you chose ME as a founder?!” DO YOU WANT SUPPER OR NOT? “Yes,”

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You know what was cool? I had like 20 bucks left. And I was praying, “Oh please I REALLY need money! Please give me an opportunity!” And then HALLEJUAH! I got one to push self twice and I’ll get money! *faints* Sorry but 350!!!!!!!!!

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Sleep you knuckle-head! I hate it when I click on the moodlet and you nap! Hey, Flamora? … Flamora? Hmm guess the blistery red face on the blanket wasn’t lieing.

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I nearly cried when I saw this. A car. I could sell for 1000. Oh Flamora one day I’ll get you a car like this! “Nah, with your idiotic playing you’ll never make me a house let alone a car, India* can do it.” … India is Fairyindia2 and the next player.

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I GOT A STOVE! WE CAN COOK GRILLED CHEESE. IF WE HAD BREAD! AND MONEY!!! “It is an achievement, I mean without me HAVING A JOB HINTHINTHINT” HEY I HAVE TO MAXIMIZE 2 SKILLS AND ONE FOR WORK! SHUT UP! “Touchy,”

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“HINTHINTHINTLOOKATMYBUBBLEHINTHINTHINT” Hey, lets all look at those cabbages! Below Flamora! “Come on man! Otherwise I’ll pass out on you!” Grrrr…fine I’ll get you a job. “MWHAHAHAHAHAH!!!”

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Right after you visit your future husband at the gym! “Whose my husband?” Read the damn title lady. “”A Colourful Joint Legacy”…BAHHAHAHAHAHAHA! WHAT SORT OF FREAKY NERD MADE THAT UP?!??!” *cracks knuckles* I MADE IT UP.

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There he is! Dallas Shallow. With the traits, Evil, Kleptomanic, Flirty and Good Kisser! “But his a teenager!” DUH! So what happens? He grows into an adult while you get money! “…Right okay, sure”

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Wow, you look freaky. Actually there was no point in this slide. I was just stealing precious seconds of your limited life and thus you never getting these seconds you are losing reading this. Okay, I need to stop talking to Flamora.

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You have a job! Yay! Now you are never to pass out or pee in your pants. “Very well, deal!” Sucker, I know for a fact what your going to do for me now…

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Oh, I forgot to take a picture. She has to start maximizing her writing skill! “Oh how horrible. It’s not like I HAVE THE BOOKWORM TRAIT.” Pftt if I had my way you’d have mean-streak and pyromaniac. “Shouldn’t you be thanking all the people who voted for the handicaps then? I mean I’d probably punch you and set fire to you if I had those traits.” …You are one smart person.

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FLAMORA WHAT DID YOU DO TO THESE PEOPLE? “I only poisoned the cattle, what’s wrong with that?” YOU HAVE A MOB IN FRONT OF YOU. “So? What are they going to do? Shout me to death?” Hmm, good point.

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HEEE HEE MONEY MONEY. MONEY FROM THOSE GEMS. HEEE. ------------------------------------------ And this is when I realized how poor the legacy was.

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OH MY HOLY PLUMBOB GET HOME THIS INSTANT! “But-but-but I’m sooooo tired…this rock looks perfect for a nap!” I AM NOT WASTING ERR *gets out legacy handicaps* 1 AND 5 POINT SO YOU CAN PASS OUT!!!

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Well this ought to help. An energy 2 bed. “Whatever, just go away I need to sleep,” Okay, lets check on your hubby!

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How does this even remotely look like a potato? “Beats me, ask EA.” MAKE BETTER COMMENTS! “Fine! …Oh my word how blind can you possibly be. This is SO a potato!”

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HAHA YOU ARE STARTING A GARDEN! “Yes, because since the Bookworm handicap says I have to have a computer before I turn into an adult, I require this extra cash!” Oh, then continue!

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Hey Roxie, you have an amazing outfit! “Oh, thanks.” Why are townies so boring nowadays? “WE HAVE NO CATTLE!!!” True but still.

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Oh look it’s a pwetty widdle baby. His name is Jonathan Simovitch! “Lasa laboo?” Hee, Flamora, here’s your birthday present…

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Johnathan think of it this way. I DOWNLOADED INDIE STONE PROGRESSION MOD. Without it you would have never been born. “Whatta?” “Heehee, I take back calling you a goody-two-shoes, Creator…I really do!”

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“WAHHHHHHHHHHHH” “Yum! Cherry flavor!” Haha, this is actually very funny.

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MORE PREGGARS PEOPLE! HINTHINTHINTHINTHINTHINT. “Oh I get it! I get more candy to steal from babiez!” *sigh* Yes Flamora, spot on.

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HEE HEE. IT’S A CHIMNEY… A CHIMNEY! And this is when I took a break. Laughing at chimney’s might just be a tad insane.

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“Hi, I’m your sons wife-to-be. Nice to meet you!” “Ummm…yeah….you too.” AWKWARD OF MEETING ZE IN-LAWS!

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Look it’s baby Jonathan Simovitch! “Learn ickle boy. Do learn! *licks candy*” “WAHHHH!!! THIS ISN’T FAIR! YOU TRAUMITIZED MY ENTIRE CHILDHOOD!!” “So life isn’t fair!” I am really enjoying your company Flamora, really.

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YES I HAVE THE MOST IMPORTANT THINGS! “A computer and easel!” Dude, I do want to complete the handicaps. “OHHHHHHHHH.”

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IT’S THE DEATH FLOWER!!! “Oh yes! I can make fun of death! Woot!” …Yes NOW PICK IT!!! “Hold your horses!”

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Hee a glitch… Your bonus slide, now comes early!

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I’m going to show you an unbelievably cool thing. See this pretty purple painting?

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Ta-da! A red painting! “That was so stupid.” Cool. “Idiotic.” Over-whelming amazing. “Fool-hardy” A plethora of events! BEAT THAT! “Grrrrrrr”

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“Hello husband, how are you today?” “Wha? Why are you semi-naked?” “Coz’ I got shocked, NEXT QUESTION!” “Why did you call be your husband?” “Coz’ sweetie you are!”

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“Now that’s over, YOU WILL MARRY ME!” “SAY WHAT?!” “I mean, move in with me!” “Oh that’s okay! Is your place a mansion?” “Errr-’” IT’S A VERY INTERESTING STYLED HOME. Cave-man styled, but nevertheless styled!

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“Wait, this is your mansion?!” “I told you it was cave-man style!” “Okay…” Don’t worry Dallas, you little poor fellow, many other people will follow in your sad footsteps. “/sarcasm/Oh that makes me SO HAPPY /sarcasm/”

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“OH MY I’M SO SURPRISED EVEN THOUGH YOU MENTIONED IT TO ME LIKE 8 MINUTES AGO!” “Yes, yes, just take the DAMN RING!” “Okay…” Awww what a cute couple *barfs*

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Mwha…hahahhaha! MEET BABY NUMERO UNO! “Geez. I didn’t even get the Nauseous moodlet and you already have crazy ideas for plans!” …SO NICE WEATHER WE ARE HAVING HEY?!

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Aww you got black preggars clothes! And you got out of jail! Seriously though, she was in jail and in like one hour she got to come out because she needed to bump! HA! CRIMINALS WORLDWIDE…GET PREGANT AND GET OUTTA JAIL!

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Well lets just tell you about DALLAS SHALLOW! Dallas Shallow is a Flirty, Good Kisser, and a Childish Kleptomaniac Evil one with the LTW of being a heart-breaker! His fave’s are fish and chips, white and I think custom music. I might fulfill it. Maybe. Anyway his so good, he goes up to this STRANGER and chats her up. HIS BAAAAAD.

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ATTENTION! The Colorful’s now have a house! That is all.

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And we have a new member of the family. Meet Snappers, the piranha. Dallas: It’s not like I WANTED A GOLDFISH OR ANYTHING! NO WHO DOESN’T ONE SOME EVIL GROSS PIRHANA?!!!! Now he’ll live for the rest of his days thinking about the goldfish he never had-’ I HAVE TO STOP GIVING AWAY SPOILERS.

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I feel sorry for Flamora. Oh wait, that comes NEXT chapter. NEVERMIND! Flamora, enjoy EVERY SINGLE SECOND! “Why? It’s not like I’m gonna have more then one baby. Or pregnancy for that mattter.” Of course dear, if it makes you sleep at night.

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Here’s some freaky facts about Dallas Shallow! He works as a Podium Polisher in Politics. His GRANDFATHER is his boss. His best friend is Laurel Grisby Freaky much?

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Who doesn’t love getting charisma points then cheating on your wife by kissing somebody?! It’s almost as good as getting it for making out. BUT I MUST END THIS CHAPTER NOW! TOO MANY SPOILERS AND PLOTS IN ONE CHAPTER MAY BE BAD FOR ONES HEART…(And it totally kills a plot.)

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I thought death fish might be an appropriate ending slide. Well a big thanks to June for introducing me to powerpoint, all the guys at the joint legacy: India, Sue, Tiffany, Jessika, Jessica(yes we have 2!), Avery, Alex, Zaby and Ryan! And a special thanks to you dear readers! Yours in evilness, Ayesha OneTwoThree Play P.S Don’t ask me why I sign my name like that. PLEASE

A Colorful Joint Legacy : 

A Colorful Joint Legacy Founding Generation: Ayesha123Play- Ayesha Second Generation: Fairyindia2- India Third Generation: Scoob94P- Sue Fourth Generation: Jessika- Jessika Fifth Generation: sumpsychochic- Tiffany Sixth Generation: SimOSW2 –Alex Seventh Generation: MsJessica- Jessica Eighth Generation: Princess Majestic- Avery Ninth Generation: hugaloaf- Ryan Tenth Generation: zaby- Zaby *Subject to change Formalness is not required. People trying to find plot, moral or such in this shall be stuffed with cookies.